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Billfred 26-03-2006 22:08
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Can you believe it's been 90 of these things? (Me either.)

Here's the scores:

Code:
MissInformation        91
Gary Dillard        83
T. Hoffman        80
EddieMcD        80
Rich Wong        79
Dlavery        78
Jay Trzaskos        74
Al Skierkiewicz        66
Jay H 237        65
Icurtis        64
EricH        63
Nehalita        61
Andy Baker        59
Wayne Doenges        59
Koko Ed        56
KathieK        54
Bcahn836        47
Dorienne 007        45
Arefin Bari        40
Artdutra04        36
DCA Fan        34
Andrew Blair        33
Amanda Morrison        31
EricS-Team180        31
Goober!!!        30
Xzvrw2        26
Rich Kressly        24
Ashley Christine        24
Joe Matt        24
Alex Cormier        23
“Big Mike”        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
Conor Ryan        20
Kyle Love        19
KenWittlief        18
1derboy        18
Tim Delles        15
Bill_Hancoc        13
JVN        12
KarenH        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Richardp        11
Kjhobin        11
Dillon Compton        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
Lukevanoort        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Greg Needel        9
Boiler        9
Fruity Pebbles        8
Dave Scheck        8
Tiffany34990        8
Lil' Lavery        7
DanielBCR        7
Sciencenerd        7
Brandy836        6
Dan Swando        6
Elgin Clock        6
Miketwalker        6
Ogre        6
RoboMom        6
Skimoose        6
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
InfernoX14        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
GaryV1188        5
DjAlamose        5
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
Matt Attallah        4
Spears312        4
anna~marie        3
Beth Sweet        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
Cody C        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
114Klutz        1
Bemis        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
DanielleH        1
Dubious elise        1
Dylan        1
First degree        1
Freddy204        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Rees2001        1
Sakura141        1
Saru29        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
And the picture, which I figure is especially appropriate since it's the week of Palmetto:

http://www.metalinmotion.com/gallery...s/P1030612.htm
(I'm probably going to get my butt kicked for this one.)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight BST.

And if you're coming to Palmetto and find me, I'll take your entry there as well.

Go!

richardp 26-03-2006 22:10
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Guy in Hat: "Is this how you do the macarena?"
Girl: "No like this!"
Other Guy: *sigh* "I don't know these people"

<NOT ENTRY> I got the 1st post </NOT ENTRY>

Conor Ryan 26-03-2006 22:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
*Tetra drops out of uncertainty*

Koko Ed 26-03-2006 22:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 


MAN IN HAT: I'm sorry your robot is out of spec and your team must be disqualified.
GIRL : LALALALALALA! I CAN'T HERE YOU!
MAN IN HAT : *sigh* Denial is not just a river that runs through Africa....

Rich Wong 26-03-2006 22:18
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Coach: "If I hold my left hand to the back of my head like this, it means “backup and head out” of the loading zone.
If I wave my right hand like this, that means you are close to the loading zone but not really touching it.
Got that?
You can’t miss me in the audience; I’ll be wearing this silly hat, fake glasses and a fake mustache.”

Jay Trzaskos 26-03-2006 22:21
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Man: Do you like my hair? I was going for the JVN effect.
Guy: You mean the receding hairline?

sorry John, I couldn't resist :p

nehalita 27-03-2006 00:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
See? Rubbing your stomach and scratching your ear ISN'T easy to do simultaneously

EricH 27-03-2006 00:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
volunteer in back: You aren't 1251, you're in the wrong station! Get out of here, now!

Cody Carey 27-03-2006 00:50
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
"syntax error"

KarenH 27-03-2006 03:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Oh, no! We forgot the Brylcreem!

Taylor 27-03-2006 07:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
HatMan: "Did you hear about the one-armed man that caught a fish this long?"

Alex Cormier 27-03-2006 08:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
... put your back into it, put your back into it...

lukevanoort 27-03-2006 09:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Man in Hat: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so happy...

DjAlamose 27-03-2006 09:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Driver Girl: "For once I'm in the spotlight! I'd like to thank the academy.... (rambles on with more thanks)"
Driver Guy: to coach "Are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Coach: "Hold on let me pull out my sword. O wait, were not playing D&D right now..."

GaryVoshol 27-03-2006 13:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
I knew we shouldn't have stayed at that cut-rate motel. Gonna have "friends" with us for days now.

JaneYoung 27-03-2006 13:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Driver guy:
Help me please, they're getting pulled into the Chicken Dance!

artdutra04 27-03-2006 16:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Guy in Hat: You kids these days have it so easy! Back in my day we ain't have no high falutin' Victor whats-ya-ma-callits or these new fangled oper-a-mator interfaces. We had ourselves a motor, and a battery, and we'd just stick them motor leads right dere into that battery and we'd shoot across the floor on our 'bots. And you think that there walk from dem pits in Atlanta to the Dome is bad? We had to walk barefooted, fifteen miles, uphill both ways from our pits to the field - we we liked it too!

Girl: Can't... take... much... more... of... this...

Goober!!! 27-03-2006 16:06
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
HatMan:"Lets do the GOOBER!!! Dance!!!" :D :D :D

xzvrw2 27-03-2006 16:40
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
maybe if i do a dance, the tetra will just fall!

DCA Fan 27-03-2006 17:48
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Can YOU pat your head while rubbing your tummy?

Sakura141 27-03-2006 18:42
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Tetra: Y'know, if I weren't dangling here, I'd show you how to REALLY dance! You guys need some lessons.
Guy in Hat: *tries to bat at tetra and fails* I'd hurt you if you weren't an inanimate object...
Girl: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! You're violating the tetra protection act!"
Guy in Hat: There's a Tetra Protection Act?
Girl: *twitches* YOU DIDN'T KNOW!? SAVE THE TETRA's!
Tetra: hey, keep me out of it. I just offered to teach the dude how to dance.

KathieK 27-03-2006 18:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
"nausea, heartburn, indigestion.... Yeah! Pepto-Bismol!"

Ian Curtis 27-03-2006 19:48
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Girl with ears covered: GAHHHH! Whose idea was it to have Karthik sing the national anthem?!?!

Teenage Kid: AAAHHHHHH! Shiny!!! Can't look!

Guy: I hope they remember to plug that PWM in.

[obvious not entry] Personally I'm a fan of the new Karthik look. He's on my "Must meet" list of people for Atlanta.[/obvious not entry]

Travis Hoffman 27-03-2006 19:52
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?

Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!

Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).

Jay H 237 27-03-2006 20:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
"Quit ringing that tetra bell! I'm going death!"

MissInformation 27-03-2006 22:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."

Wayne Doenges 27-03-2006 23:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Drew Carey announcer: In this weeks 'Who's Line is it Anyways' (TM) the women in the white t-shirt is throwing a party and she must guess the occupation of each of her guests.
Boy: "What's that over there?"
White t-shirt: "The boy in the black t-shirt is a professional head turner."
Girl: "OK everyone in three...two...one... twist to the left...twist to the right"
White t-shirt: "the girl is a Richard Simmons fitness fanatic."
man in Hat: "How..do..you..do..my..name..is..is..is..is.."
White t-shirt: "Man in hat is a defective robot."
Drew Carey announcer: "You are correct. Great job."

EricS-Team180 28-03-2006 08:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Unbeknownst to M.I.M, Dillard successfully sabatoges their stage crew with itching powder...

SamC 29-03-2006 19:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Announcer: It looks like 343 is getting some sort of signal from thier coach.....
Announcer2: Yeah, very Inovative way of keeping thier plans secret!

skimoose 30-03-2006 23:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Guess who said...

1) Wow, has this been a long season, I can't wait to put my tetras away.

2) This was a great game, but wouldn't a game that allowed robots to shoot
poof balls at the driver stations or into the crowd be much more fun?

3) Hey, is that Dave back there?

nehalita 31-03-2006 10:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Dude is he trying to pop his collar?

Dylan 31-03-2006 10:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Man in hat: Sorry I'm late, my crocodile wrestling lesson with Steve Irwin went long.

Girl: I don't wanna hear it!

Driver: Can we just start the match now?

Jay W. 02-04-2006 13:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Meredith> "Oh my God! I'm gonna ge on TV! Is my hair alright? Lemme fix it real quick..."
Coach> "We're on TV? Stupid hat...is my hair okay?"
Driver> ". . ."

Billfred 02-04-2006 22:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #90
 
Alright, I think I'm recovered enough from the sleep-deprivation-o-rama that was Palmetto and springing forward all in one night.

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Guy in Hat: Greetings. I'm Henry Stanley. Dr. Flowers, I presume?

Girl: No, sir, I'm just a crazy dancin' machine looking to set my Metal in Motion! Now get down and get fun-ky!!!

Guy in Hat: My goodness, such strange people that inhabit this region(al)! I shall attempt to conform to the local custom in order to blend in...and not get eaten. I wonder what they did to poor Dr. Flowers.....(does Macarena).
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation
Coach: "Now, no matter how the robot does, I just want you to remember one thing."
Drivers: "What?"
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this robot, to sexy for this robot so sexy it hurts... Cos' I'm the coach and you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the..."
Drive #1: "Make it stop! For the love of mercy, make it stop... oh my ears, my ears..."
Driver #: (shaking head) Not again...
Coach: "I'm too sexy for this tetra, to sexy for this tetra..."
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Conor Ryan
2) Koko Ed
3) nehalita
4) Wayne Doenges
5) KathieK
6) EricH
7) GaryV1188
8) skimoose
9) iCurtis
10) Dylan
11) KarenH
12) artdutra04
13) Sakura141
14) richardp

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos
Man: Do you like my hair? I was going for the JVN effect.
Guy: You mean the receding hairline?
Which means the scores are:

Code:
MissInformation        96
T. Hoffman        90
Gary Dillard        83
EddieMcD        80
Rich Wong        80
Dlavery        78
Jay Trzaskos        77
Al Skierkiewicz        66
Jay H 237        66
Icurtis        66
EricH        65
Nehalita        63
Wayne Doenges        61
Andy Baker        59
Koko Ed        58
KathieK        56
Bcahn836        47
Dorienne 007        45
Arefin Bari        40
Artdutra04        38
DCA Fan        35
Andrew Blair        33
EricS-Team180        32
Amanda Morrison        31
Goober!!!        31
Xzvrw2        27
Rich Kressly        24
Ashley Christine        24
Joe Matt        24
Alex Cormier        24
Conor Ryan        22
“Big Mike”        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
Kyle Love        19
KenWittlief        18
1derboy        18
Tim Delles        15
KarenH        14
Richardp        13
Bill_Hancoc        13
JVN        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Kjhobin        11
Dillon Compton        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Lukevanoort        10
Squirrelrock        10
Boiler        10
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Greg Needel        9
Fruity Pebbles        8
Skimoose        8
Dave Scheck        8
Tiffany34990        8
Lil' Lavery        7
DanielBCR        7
GaryV1188        7
Sciencenerd        7
Brandy836        6
Dan Swando        6
Elgin Clock        6
Miketwalker        6
Ogre        6
RoboMom        6
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
DjAlamose        6
InfernoX14        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
Cody C        4
Matt Attallah        4
Spears312        4
anna~marie        3
Beth Sweet        3
Dylan        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
114Klutz        1
Bemis        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
DanielleH        1
Dubious elise        1
First degree        1
Freddy204        1
Jane        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Rees2001        1
SamS0Fa33O        1
Saru29        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
Onward!


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