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Driving Instructor: O.K. Are you ready to take your driver's test?

Driver: Sorry, I can't drive this thing.
I learned to drive on a "tank drive" operator interface.
Where are the joysticks? :ahh:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91
 

"Hmm, some people call it a Kaiser blade, and some people call it a sling blade, but I call it a ball collector. Hmm."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91
 

And here we see the perfect example of the decay of the mind from too much _____ (*insert band or artist you dislike*) It was so sad... the poor kid never had a chance.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91
 

Yeah, does anyone know where IRI is again, I totally forget!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91
 

Brandon, “Enough guys, you are driving me crazy….”

(a moment of silence)

Passenger 1: “Tags- Question, confused, why, driving, car, mad, noisy?”

Passenger 2: “Tags- Brandon, we, tagging, incorrectly, me, confused too?.”

Passenger 3: “Tags- new feature, language, too hard, Brandon, not fast?”

Brandon, “You guys are really giving me a headache.”

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #91
 

Next time, remind me not to put the super glue next to the eyedrops, please.

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...uhhhh....Kitty?.....

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Brandon: Why is there a sign on that island saying "Brandon Marcus for President!"... Whoah! Is that Tytus? And is that Arefin? *Yells out window* What do you guys think you're doing?

Tytus and Arefin: Oh, we're just running your election campaign. Figured if we started now we could beat those new election laws and get a headstart on that guy and his clone!

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"Shhhh! Be verwy, verwy quiet... I'm hunting Billfweds..."

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... and tonight on Flava Of Love, we meet Flav's greatest competition - Brandon "Big-B" Martus. Flav and Big-B battle it out over which one of them actually has to go out with New York, and put up with all her whining for at least three hours without actualy pushing her into the path of the oncoming Hoopz...

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Brandon-" (crying) I wish i had a hemi, i wish i had a hemi."

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Nuts! The odometer is not going backward. Now my dad is going to know I went to Milwaukee. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

edited by Dylan below, Thanks.

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{not entry} Don't you mean the odometer :rolleyes: {not entry}

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LOL!

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Leave me alone -
I've been up all night with:
'all the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy' running through my brain :eek: