CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

...finally!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../q1070505.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave:: GET AWAY! THESE ARE MY BUTTONS! MY BUTTONS I SAY!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Heidi, get away from the button maker. You have enough pimp buttons already.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

"Homemade Krispy Kreames suck!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave: I hate button-making parties...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Kid who I don't know the name of: (to himself) "Hehe, I'm going to get Dave by pressing these buttons poorly"
Dave: "I can see that smirk. I'm watching you!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

"Everyb9dy loves making buttons:rolleyes:"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

In what is parallel to Jesus carrying his own crucifix to his death, Dave is forced to partake in the creation of his buttons.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave: Heidi, pleeeaasee get me a glass of water, I am tired of screaming at them about wearing safety goggles.

Heidi: haha Dave, they can't hear you.

Dave: WHY NOT!!!

Heidi: It was only a buck for 4 pairs of ear plugs on Ebay.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Button Making Team:
We know a song that gets on Dave's nerves,
We know a song that gets on Dave's nerves,
We know a song that gets on Dave's nerves,
And this is how it goes:
(Heidi Takes it away on a solo)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Museum curator:

You can't see it in this particular picture, But his arms and legs are bound, These children have finally caught and "domesticated" the elusive Dave Lavery, and are not willing to lose him.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave:

Can you believe it - I left the auto-button maker in my other car.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave: "You. Yes, you. The one looking at this picture. I can see you. Now that I have your attention...You WILL bring me 2 dozen Krispy Kreames."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave: "Let's see -- the KOP includes a button maker. The field is covered with 2.5-inch pics of Kamen on a Segway. The game will be to scoop up the pics and make buttons out of them. Then, the robot will put the buttons into a giant vending machine that dispenses un-iced Krispy Kremes. Then, to score extra points at the end of a match, the robot will have to ice and heat the donuts and set them on the judge's table. Then..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Girl in blue shirt: "Man, Dave is serious about this revenge stuff. This picture of Heidi in a red dress with a boa makes her look really sleezy. eeew!"