Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

kids- " 99 buttons of dave on the wall, 99 buttons of dave. take one down hand one out, 98 buttons of dave on the wall, 98 buttons of dave, take one down hand one out 97 buttons of dave on the wall 97 buttons of dave, take one down hand one out . . . . ."
Dave- " Thank god there are only 97 to go."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave deep in thought, ” Think, think, think….. how can I do it? … think….think… think…

Ah… got it!

Note to self: the 2007 game will have hundreds of disk and an alliance of three. Mahahahaha!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave thinks to himself - "Thats right. Make those buttons. Little do you know. Next years game -CENSORED- ... BWUAHAHAHA."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Girl in blue shirt: "Dave, explain to me again why we have to make the buttons manually when it was YOU that broke to auto button maker?"
Dave: "Because I have a PhD and you are just student slaves"
Boy on left: *under breath* "Yea, a Piled higher and Deeper degree."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

[announcer voice]Our next item for sale is this beautiful, wooden dining room table. Great for keyboarding, board games, button-making, or leaning on while staring ominously at would-be picture-takers. Available for a limited time at the low, low price of one forty-nine ninety-nine.[/announcer voice]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Girl in Blue: All right... I'm done. It's YOUR turn to operate the button-maker. I've gotten my hand caught SIX times now, and I'm sick of it.
Boy on Left: *under his breath* Maybe it just doesn't like you...

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Oh, no, the papers were cut with a 2-inch diameter; the buttons are 2-cm! I hate it when NASA messes up their measuring systems!

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Dave: Look at me again and I'll stick you with the pin of this button.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

"The students of team 116 really know how to push Dave's buttons (of course, they were taught by the best)."

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Dave: HA IVE GOT IT!!! next years game will consist of 12 robots on the field making 116 buttons for the next year. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
blue shirt girl:but dave, you wont be able to spend this quality time with us any more.
Dave:...(that awesome look on his face that he has in the pic)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92
 

Dave: Today's Pimpin' Robot Lesson is on why we build robots. Remember we build robots to perform work that would be hazardous to humans, or if the task is too repetitive... Umm, maybe you should disregard that last part. :D

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Dave: "I know I said I'd like to try being a NEM this year, but why couldn't I have been assigned mentoring the Chairman's Award committee or heading up Fundraising or even making lunches for the team? Why did I get Button Duty???"

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/me: If just one more of these little rug rats asks me "hey Dave, is this pimp?!?" they are gonna need...."

duck quacking from just off-frame: "....AFLAC!!!!"

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Dave: "Supervising the buttons? How did i get stuck with that, can't i go supervise something else."

Kids: "Come on you know we really just wanna know what the game is for next year"

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My new entry:


(recycle)Little do we know... Dave isn't wearing any pants right now :)(/recycle)