Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #93

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #93

Ed likes to talk and he likes to sleep but when you put them together...
Ed:
Santa, I was a good boy
I thought about it a lot...
I want a big fluffy cat
An x-cat

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Ed to himself: I can see it now....

*Weird dream effects*

Randy: It was beautiful... best I've ever heard.
Paula: Wonderful... the song choice was perfect for your voice.
Simon: I thought it was ghastly, apalling, and very karaoke like, but I guess I'm out-numbered.
Paula: YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!!

*Back to reality*

Yea Ed, only in your dreams....

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"man....i feel like a woman"

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ONE PHRASE:

"Oops I did it again"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #93

From the CD Learning Excel for Fun and Profit..."Now, if you want to add additional items to your spreadsheet, click on Insert on the menu line, and then click on cells, rows or columns depending on what you want to add. Now you try.... You try clicking on Insert...No, Insert...No, Insert at the top of the screen...No, the one between View and Format...No, you can't view the competition from here...CLICK ON INSERT...No, on the screen not on the keyboard..." As the CD spins down, a warning message appears, "Error 43013: Failure to comply. Please return your CD for a full refund."

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...and please lord let us not have to play 71 in the finals.

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"Come on! How much longer 'till I get my web hug raffle ticket?" Ed pleads as the clock strikes 7:49.

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The night before kickoff, Ed repeats his annual FIRST prayer, "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change things I can, and wisdom to know the difference. And please, God, let me know when to stop posting on ChiefDelphi.”

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Please let me beat sanddrag in number of posts by Atlanta!!! :p

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Ed: “Please Lord, allow me this one, this is the 11th times I am doing this.”

Click, click, click,……

Computer screen & audio: “ Welcome to the Rochester DMV. Your Driver Permit examine will begin now...”

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Now I lay me down to sleep
A bag of candy at my feet
If I should die before I wake
You know I died of a stomach ache.

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NEW from FIRST!
Testing the all new IFI MC (Mentor Controller) Loader. :p

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Ah, what a week it's been. Sleepless nights, robots almost coming together, classes ending, and it's the week before Atlanta!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

As he listens to his favoritest song ever, "Candy", Ed prays for the day his secret love - the most talented singer in the world, Mandy Moore - finally looks at the X-Cats T-shirt he ripped off and threw onto the stage in 2002 and calls the number he hastily scribbled on it.

As the rest of the team left the school that evening, they could swear they heard Ed softly uttering, "Mandy, soon you and I will be together forever!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukevanoort

Official FIRST sleep medicine
Active ingredients
50% Para a inspiração e o recognition música do tema da ciência e da tecnologia (FIRST Theme Music)
30% Discursos maçantes do founder (Dean's speeches)
20% fazer da tecla (button-making)

WARNING: This product contains materials known to the state of California to cause cancer.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Andrew Blair
2) KathieK
3) 1derboy
4) anna~marie
5) GaryV1188
6) Dillon Compton
7) Conor Ryan
8) Rick TYler
9) iCurtis
10) MissInformation
11) GraySwandir-75
12) Al Skierkiewicz
13) Cody C

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Which means the scores are:

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T. Hoffman        103

MissInformation        101

Dlavery        83

Gary Dillard        83

Rich Wong        82

EddieMcD        80

Jay Trzaskos        79

Icurtis        79

Al Skierkiewicz        72

Nehalita        69

Jay H 237        68

EricH        68

Wayne Doenges        64

Andy Baker        62

KathieK        62

Koko Ed        62

Bcahn836        51

Dorienne 007        47

Arefin Bari        46

Artdutra04        42

Joe Matt        37

Andrew Blair        37

DCA Fan        37

Goober!!!        35

EricS-Team180        34

Amanda Morrison        31

Conor Ryan        31

Xzvrw2        29

Alex Cormier        25

Rich Kressly        24

Ashley Christine        24

“Big Mike”        21

Zach Purser        20

Mechanicalbrain        20

1derboy        20

Kyle Love        19

Lukevanoort        18

KenWittlief        18

Dillon Compton        16

Tim Delles        15

Bill_Hancoc        15

KarenH        14

Boiler        14

Richardp        13

JVN        12

Skimoose        12

Barry Bonzack        11

Jessica Boucher        11

Kjhobin        11

Fruity Pebbles        10

Pat McCarthy        10

GaryV1188        10

Squirrelrock        10

Elgin Clock        9

Dave Scheck        9

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Greg Needel        9

InfernoX14        9

Tiffany34990        8

Lil' Lavery        7

Dan Swando        7

DanielBCR        7

Ogre        7

Sciencenerd        7

Cody C        7

Brandy836        6

Miketwalker        6

Rick Tyler        6

RoboMom        6

anna~marie        -infinity

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

DjAlamose        6

MattD1Drift        6

Adam Richards        5

Dylan        5

Jane        5

Shyra1353        5

Wetzel        5

huff_dragon        4

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Meaubry        4

DanielleH        4

Freddy Schurr        4

Matt Attallah        4

Spears312        4

Bemis        3

Beth Sweet        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Sakura141        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

SamS0Fa33O        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

GraySwandir-75        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Tomasz Bania        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Irishninja        2

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Dubious elise        1

FF_1610_EMT        1

First degree        1

George1902        1

Hillale        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Krass        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Netman85am204        1

Rees2001        1

Saru29        1

Steve W        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

Onward!