CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #93
 

It's only 1,200 caption contests from being a rather awesome number. ;)

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Picture126.jpg

(Been a while, eh?)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

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...
F-We're gonna write the future
I- -a little inspiration
R-rock the bleachers
S-T- scientifically...

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YES ABOUT TIME!!

entry:

Ed sings loudly: "Got the whole wide world in his hands, got the hold wide world in his hands..."

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You are soooo getting the lowest ramked FF team for this!

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Ed singing: Who let the X-cats out!!! WHO WHO WHO!!! :D :D :D

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Ed after reading Billfred's mind numbeing Woodie Flowers entry, :p

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<obviously not an entry>

Hey, I can't write WFA entries! See what I mean? :p

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Wastin' away again in Margaritaville.....

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Breath In, Breathe Out, Breathe In, Breathe Out. And 1 and 2 and Breathe In...

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"Since u been gone!!"

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Official FIRST sleep medicine
Active ingredients
50% Para a inspiração e o recognition música do tema da ciência e da tecnologia (FIRST Theme Music)
30% Discursos maçantes do founder (Dean's speeches)
20% fazer da tecla (button-making)

WARNING: This product contains materials known to the state of California to cause cancer.

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Ed's mind telling Ed

"I am listening closely to see if Dave Lavery left another hint while in the AIM HIGH animation"

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"Please, oh Heavenly Father, keep my photos out of Caption Contests..."

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As he listens to his favoritest song ever, "Candy", Ed prays for the day his secret love - the most talented singer in the world, Mandy Moore - finally looks at the X-Cats T-shirt he ripped off and threw onto the stage in 2002 and calls the number he hastily scribbled on it.

As the rest of the team left the school that evening, they could swear they heard Ed softly uttering, "Mandy, soon you and I will be together forever!"

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duke, duke, duke
duke of earl
duke, duke, duke of earl
duke, duke, duke of earl
yes I, oh I'm gonna love you oh, oh
come on
let me hold you, darlin' (insert oooooooooo)

-Round THREE! YES!-

'cause I'm the duke of earl
so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

duke, duke, duke......

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"Lord, you know I haven't always done right. But if you will just make this autonomous program work, I will change. I will be a better man."

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http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Picture126.jpg

Ed (at post-kickoff meeting):"Oh holy father who art in heaven, please deliverith unto me a working robot within the time of 6 weeks, a large peperroni pizza with the blessing of extra cheese, and a diet coke. Thanks."

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Who knew it was Karaoke Nite in the Cad Lab?

Staring Koko Ed and the Cad Monkeys:

...A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...

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"... and bring Woodie a guest appearance at Cirque du Soleil, and give Dean a big contract for Segways, and let Dave have a lifetime pass to Krispy Kreme, and -- if it's not to much to ask -- please bring me some hair. Amen."

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<Entry #1 - I just know I will have a few more for this one!!!>

[Ed]:

So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way ...
Jeez, I just love The Partridge Family!!! Susan Dey is SOOO cute!!!! Thank god for Nickelodeon!



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(in relation to the whole Chief Delphi being downish around Kick off..)

"Oh please!! let me on Chief Delphi!!"

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<another entry -- blatantly inspired by DaveL's entry>

Ah, sugar, ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey, ah, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you!

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Here we see Ed Patterson listening to one of B&B's inspirational songs, crafted after an original team who won their first regional last year entitled "Eye of the X-Cat"

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#1 a.

Ed:
ok Lord so here's the deal.
I'm busy!

so -
all the jokes I was making about spiders that can eat birds and big snakes and those weird ants that are worse than fire ants - those were jokes see - so

Dave's alligator needs to stay put - right where he is - Bubba - see - Bubba likes it - and me, I'm just gonna sit here and work the numbers and sing to myself -
I'm not going to worry about falling asleep and dreaming about Bubba, right?

Right Lord?

duke, duke, duke
duke of earl.....

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As the students from his team bug him for this and that, Ed does what any well respected mentor would do:

"I can't hear you... la la la la la la... I'm not listening..."

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The downside of being a computer type in Week 5: aside from waiting for the robot to be built and the programmers to kick you off, you have nothing to do (unless you count listening to the competition music for the trillionth time as being something).

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"Here we see a FIRST mentor in it's natural habit. Observe the sleep after hours of taming un-tamable students. FIRST mentors are very savage beasts when awoken and should be avoided at all costs during their sleep"

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He's hoping that if he dances in his chair and keeps his arms low, nobody will notice he's doing the YMCA.

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I am not getting old!
I am not losing my hearing!
I am not losing my Hair!
I am not gaining weight!
I am young, I am invincible!
I can stand with the best of them!
I am not getting ssslllleeeeeeep..........

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Ed likes to talk and he likes to sleep but when you put them together...
Ed:
Santa, I was a good boy
I thought about it a lot...
I want a big fluffy cat
An x-cat

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Ed to himself: I can see it now....

*Weird dream effects*

Randy: It was beautiful... best I've ever heard.
Paula: Wonderful... the song choice was perfect for your voice.
Simon: I thought it was ghastly, apalling, and very karaoke like, but I guess I'm out-numbered.
Paula: YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!!

*Back to reality*

Yea Ed, only in your dreams....

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"man....i feel like a woman"

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ONE PHRASE:



"Oops I did it again"

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From the CD Learning Excel for Fun and Profit..."Now, if you want to add additional items to your spreadsheet, click on Insert on the menu line, and then click on cells, rows or columns depending on what you want to add. Now you try.... You try clicking on Insert...No, Insert...No, Insert at the top of the screen...No, the one between View and Format...No, you can't view the competition from here...CLICK ON INSERT...No, on the screen not on the keyboard..." As the CD spins down, a warning message appears, "Error 43013: Failure to comply. Please return your CD for a full refund."

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...and please lord let us not have to play 71 in the finals.

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"Come on! How much longer 'till I get my web hug raffle ticket?" Ed pleads as the clock strikes 7:49.

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The night before kickoff, Ed repeats his annual FIRST prayer, "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change things I can, and wisdom to know the difference. And please, God, let me know when to stop posting on ChiefDelphi.”

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Please let me beat sanddrag in number of posts by Atlanta!!! :p

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Ed: “Please Lord, allow me this one, this is the 11th times I am doing this.”

Click, click, click,……

Computer screen & audio: “ Welcome to the Rochester DMV. Your Driver Permit examine will begin now...”

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Now I lay me down to sleep
A bag of candy at my feet
If I should die before I wake
You know I died of a stomach ache.

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NEW from FIRST!
Testing the all new IFI MC (Mentor Controller) Loader. :p

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Ah, what a week it's been. Sleepless nights, robots almost coming together, classes ending, and it's the week before Atlanta!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Andrew Blair
2) KathieK
3) 1derboy
4) anna~marie
5) GaryV1188
6) Dillon Compton
7) Conor Ryan
8) Rick TYler
9) iCurtis
10) MissInformation
11) GraySwandir-75
12) Al Skierkiewicz
13) Cody C

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are:

Onward!