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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94

FIRST Trading Cards!!!!!!! COOOL!

(600 Contests from being super cool)

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Billfred: "Andy Baker sold this to me. If you stare at it long enough you will see a 3D picture of our robot. I wanted you to be the first to see it."
Heidi: *stares intently at picture* "All I see is Andy and his kids."
Billfred: "WHAT! That lowdown Andy ripped me off for $200.00."
Heidi: "It is a very good picture though."

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"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

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Heidi: So this is what you look like without chops...

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Not quite what I meant by "Photoshop Bible", but Merry Christmas!

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Heidi: Sweet, I get all the best captions in this book from all the 94 caption contests!!!

Billfred:Wait I'm going to being using this picture for the #94 caption contest??? :D :D :D

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Billfred- "Hey Hedi check this out, but you have to promise you won't tell Dave"
Hedi- "Dooooode is that what i think it is?? The 2014 game hint?"
Billfred- " Yup, but don't tell Dave."

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So, Heidi, this is where I photoshopped Dave into a pink Caddie convertible with gangster whitewalls and spinner wheel covers. Then I added the pink shag on the dashboard and steering wheel. Doesn't it look like his hand is petting the carpet. If you look close, it has vanity plates...I C RBTS. Look I even put a NASA parking sticker in the window.
That's sweet Bill, but I have like a zillion of these already. I need something different. We need to come up with something really original. Now let me see....

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Billfred: "Now, Heidi... some of the songs on here ((referring to the thing in her hand. I don't know what it is, but it looked like a CD to me...)) aren't the most appropriate things to be listening to. It's hard to explain... just stay away from the candy shop, lay off the laffy taffy, and if someone tells you to shake it like a polaroid picture, keep the camera put away..."

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Heidi:” You are him! I can’t believe you’ve been hiding among us all this time doing all this FIRST volunteering work. I can’t believe you are still alive and sitting right next to me! You are him! This is unbelievable. You are The Real Elvis!”

Bill (aka The Real Elvis): “Thank you…. Thank you very much…"

(Not the Entry: Over worked and lacking sleep make for strange a imagination. :yikes: )

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Me: "I'm only going to go through these rules once, so if you want to be a good minion you'll pay close attention... the first rule deals with... are you listening?"
Billfred: "Sorry... I was distracted by all the pretty robots..."
Me (sighing deeply): "May I remind you that the punishment for a first offense of breaking an Evil Overlord's rules is having to get a haircut?"
Billfred: *Gulp*

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"And thusly, it was made public the reason why Heidi keeps on winning Caption Contests: Billfred was giving her advance copies in exchange for "protection" from being photoshopped!"

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Heidi: "So you carry a picture of your Grandma to every FIRST event???"
Billfred: "Yup, that way I can follow Woodie's advice- 'act as though your Grandmother was watching!'"

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Wow, that was a trip. I was tempted to invoke the BIWWTM Rule (as it took me until about 1:00 AM to get home), but I think I've recovered enough to judge this thing. (Especially a two-pager; first time that's happened in a while.)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by boiler

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

BILLFRED: It's a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Rick TYler
2) lukevanoort
3) irishninja
4) Cody C
5) DCA Fan
6) Jay H 237
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Danielle H
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...

Which means the scores are:

Code:

T. Hoffman        103

MissInformation        103

Dlavery        -infinity

Gary Dillard        83

Rich Wong        83

EddieMcD        82

Jay Trzaskos        80

Icurtis        79

Al Skierkiewicz        74

Nehalita        70

Jay H 237        70

EricH        69

Wayne Doenges        66

Andy Baker        62

KathieK        62

Koko Ed        67

Bcahn836        52

Dorienne 007        47

Arefin Bari        47

Artdutra04        42

Joe Matt        37

Andrew Blair        37

DCA Fan        39

Goober!!!        36

EricS-Team180        34

Amanda Morrison        31

Conor Ryan        31

Xzvrw2        29

Alex Cormier        25

Rich Kressly        24

Ashley Christine        24

“Big Mike”        21

Zach Purser        20

Mechanicalbrain        20

1derboy        20

Kyle Love        19

Lukevanoort        20

KenWittlief        18

Dillon Compton        16

Tim Delles        15

Bill_Hancoc        16

KarenH        14

Boiler        24

Richardp        13

JVN        12

Skimoose        12

Barry Bonzack        11

Jessica Boucher        11

Kjhobin        11

Fruity Pebbles        10

Pat McCarthy        10

GaryV1188        10

Squirrelrock        10

Elgin Clock        9

Dave Scheck        9

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Greg Needel        9

InfernoX14        9

Tiffany34990        8

Lil' Lavery        7

Dan Swando        7

DanielBCR        7

Ogre        7

Sciencenerd        7

Cody C        9

Brandy836        6

Miketwalker        6

Rick Tyler        8

RoboMom        6

anna~marie        7

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

DjAlamose        6

MattD1Drift        6

Adam Richards        5

Dylan        5

Jane        6

Shyra1353        5

Wetzel        5

huff_dragon        4

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Meaubry        4

Danielle H        6

Freddy Schurr        4

Matt Attallah        4

Spears312        4

Bemis        3

Beth Sweet        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Sakura141        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

SamS0Fa33O        4

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

GraySwandir-75        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Tomasz Bania        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Irishninja        4

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Dubious elise        1

FF_1610_EMT        1

First degree        1

George1902        1

Hillale        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Krass        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Netman85am204        1

Rees2001        1

Saru29        1

Steve W        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

(If you're wondering, Travis retains the lead based on average score: 3.43 points per entry compared with Heidi's 2.64.)

Onward!