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Billfred 23-04-2006 18:08
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Did you know that in '94, the FIRST Championship was shown on ESPN2? (They were showing the tape at WestWind before the 2005 Kickoff.)

Here's the scores:

Code:
T. Hoffman        103
MissInformation        101
Dlavery        83
Gary Dillard        83
Rich Wong        82
EddieMcD        80
Jay Trzaskos        79
Icurtis        79
Al Skierkiewicz        72
Nehalita        69
Jay H 237        68
EricH        68
Wayne Doenges        64
Andy Baker        62
KathieK        62
Koko Ed        62
Bcahn836        51
Dorienne 007        47
Arefin Bari        46
Artdutra04        42
Joe Matt        37
Andrew Blair        37
DCA Fan        37
Goober!!!        35
EricS-Team180        34
Amanda Morrison        31
Conor Ryan        31
Xzvrw2        29
Alex Cormier        25
Rich Kressly        24
Ashley Christine        24
“Big Mike”        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
1derboy        20
Kyle Love        19
Lukevanoort        18
KenWittlief        18
Dillon Compton        16
Tim Delles        15
Bill_Hancoc        15
KarenH        14
Boiler        14
Richardp        13
JVN        12
Skimoose        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Kjhobin        11
Fruity Pebbles        10
Pat McCarthy        10
GaryV1188        10
Squirrelrock        10
Elgin Clock        9
Dave Scheck        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Greg Needel        9
InfernoX14        9
Tiffany34990        8
Lil' Lavery        7
Dan Swando        7
DanielBCR        7
Ogre        7
Sciencenerd        7
Cody C        7
Brandy836        6
Miketwalker        6
Rick Tyler        6
RoboMom        6
anna~marie        -infinity
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
DjAlamose        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
Dylan        5
Jane        5
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
DanielleH        4
Freddy Schurr        4
Matt Attallah        4
Spears312        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
SamS0Fa33O        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Irishninja        2
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
George1902        1
Hillale        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
Saru29        1
Steve W        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
And, since this is the week of the Championship, what's more appropriate for this week's picture than the last big thing to happen in Georgia's FIRST scene?

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p3186859.html

As always, Championship or no Championship, the deadline is Saturday at midnight. If you spot me in Atlanta, I'll take your entry there--just write it down with your username, so I can keep things straight. (I'll probably be on DaVinci for most of it.)

Go!

Jay Trzaskos 23-04-2006 18:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 


Billfred, I'll trade you three "Dave says that's pimp!" buttons for this un-PhotoShopped picture of Dave in a pimp suit.

SamC 23-04-2006 18:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Billfred: Yeah thats me.....Want me to sign it for you?

Bill_Hancoc 23-04-2006 18:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
If you wanted pictures of my kids im sorry i dont have any these are my grand-robots, and my newest robot.

Koko Ed 23-04-2006 18:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 

BILLFRED: It's a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.

Arefin Bari 23-04-2006 18:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: YOU ARE THE WORST GUY EVER!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET ME AS A GIFT AND EXPECT ME TO SAY YES TO YOU OUT ON A DATE? ARE YOU OUT OF MIND OR WHAT? WATCH ME TELL DAVE ON YOU!!!!

nehalita 23-04-2006 18:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: They DO sell "I am JVN" ipods after all

Rick TYler 23-04-2006 18:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
"A picture of Lavery eating broccoli? OK, $500 it is -- but I want the negative, too."

Cody Carey 23-04-2006 18:50
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Billfred "How much will you pay me for this picture of Dave in a kilt wearing a pimp hat?"

Heidi "I got's twenty dolla' cash moneys... well, 7 dolla cash, and 13 dolla hamburger meat."

dlavery 23-04-2006 19:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...

Billfred 23-04-2006 19:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dlavery
Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...
OH THAT'S JUST WRONG!
<obviously not an entry>

DCA Fan 23-04-2006 19:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: Hey you're right, Dave does look like a ______. (You can really insert any animal here, it wouldn't make a difference)

JaneYoung 23-04-2006 20:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
As the woman reaches into her purse for ear plugs,
Heidi responds to the gift that Billfred has given her, the FIRST Anthem CD.

"great just great...."

Jay H 237 23-04-2006 20:18
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: "There's something wrong with this map. From where we're sitting the entrance is supposed to be on the other wall."

Billfred: "Try turning it 180 so that it's the right side up!"

EricH 23-04-2006 22:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: So here's the specially commissioned revenge for Dave's clue about "Whack the Billfred". Cash or check?

irishninja 23-04-2006 23:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
FIRST Trading Cards!!!!!!! COOOL!

(600 Contests from being super cool)

Wayne Doenges 23-04-2006 23:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Billfred: "Andy Baker sold this to me. If you stare at it long enough you will see a 3D picture of our robot. I wanted you to be the first to see it."
Heidi: *stares intently at picture* "All I see is Andy and his kids."
Billfred: "WHAT! That lowdown Andy ripped me off for $200.00."
Heidi: "It is a very good picture though."

Taylor 24-04-2006 07:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."

anna~marie 24-04-2006 08:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: So this is what you look like without chops...

lukevanoort 24-04-2006 17:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 

Not quite what I meant by "Photoshop Bible", but Merry Christmas!

Goober!!! 24-04-2006 21:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: Sweet, I get all the best captions in this book from all the 94 caption contests!!!

Billfred:Wait I'm going to being using this picture for the #94 caption contest??? :D :D :D

Bcahn836 25-04-2006 00:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Billfred- "Hey Hedi check this out, but you have to promise you won't tell Dave"
Hedi- "Dooooode is that what i think it is?? The 2014 game hint?"
Billfred- " Yup, but don't tell Dave."

Al Skierkiewicz 25-04-2006 03:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
So, Heidi, this is where I photoshopped Dave into a pink Caddie convertible with gangster whitewalls and spinner wheel covers. Then I added the pink shag on the dashboard and steering wheel. Doesn't it look like his hand is petting the carpet. If you look close, it has vanity plates...I C RBTS. Look I even put a NASA parking sticker in the window.
That's sweet Bill, but I have like a zillion of these already. I need something different. We need to come up with something really original. Now let me see....

Danielle H 27-04-2006 09:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Billfred: "Now, Heidi... some of the songs on here ((referring to the thing in her hand. I don't know what it is, but it looked like a CD to me...)) aren't the most appropriate things to be listening to. It's hard to explain... just stay away from the candy shop, lay off the laffy taffy, and if someone tells you to shake it like a polaroid picture, keep the camera put away..."

Rich Wong 27-04-2006 18:40
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi:” You are him! I can’t believe you’ve been hiding among us all this time doing all this FIRST volunteering work. I can’t believe you are still alive and sitting right next to me! You are him! This is unbelievable. You are The Real Elvis!”

Bill (aka The Real Elvis): “Thank you…. Thank you very much…"


(Not the Entry: Over worked and lacking sleep make for strange a imagination. :yikes: )

MissInformation 29-04-2006 23:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Me: "I'm only going to go through these rules once, so if you want to be a good minion you'll pay close attention... the first rule deals with... are you listening?"
Billfred: "Sorry... I was distracted by all the pretty robots..."
Me (sighing deeply): "May I remind you that the punishment for a first offense of breaking an Evil Overlord's rules is having to get a haircut?"
Billfred: *Gulp*

EddieMcD 29-04-2006 23:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
"And thusly, it was made public the reason why Heidi keeps on winning Caption Contests: Billfred was giving her advance copies in exchange for "protection" from being photoshopped!"

KathieK 30-04-2006 18:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Heidi: "So you carry a picture of your Grandma to every FIRST event???"
Billfred: "Yup, that way I can follow Woodie's advice- 'act as though your Grandmother was watching!'"

Billfred 30-04-2006 21:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94
 
Wow, that was a trip. I was tempted to invoke the BIWWTM Rule (as it took me until about 1:00 AM to get home), but I think I've recovered enough to judge this thing. (Especially a two-pager; first time that's happened in a while.)

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by boiler
"Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All's I know is it's the best leg wax in the world."
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koko Ed
BILLFRED: It's a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.
Honorable mentions go to:

1) Rick TYler
2) lukevanoort
3) irishninja
4) Cody C
5) DCA Fan
6) Jay H 237
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Danielle H
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by dlavery
Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I'm not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun...
Which means the scores are:

Code:
T. Hoffman        103
MissInformation        103
Dlavery        -infinity
Gary Dillard        83
Rich Wong        83
EddieMcD        82
Jay Trzaskos        80
Icurtis        79
Al Skierkiewicz        74
Nehalita        70
Jay H 237        70
EricH        69
Wayne Doenges        66
Andy Baker        62
KathieK        62
Koko Ed        67
Bcahn836        52
Dorienne 007        47
Arefin Bari        47
Artdutra04        42
Joe Matt        37
Andrew Blair        37
DCA Fan        39
Goober!!!        36
EricS-Team180        34
Amanda Morrison        31
Conor Ryan        31
Xzvrw2        29
Alex Cormier        25
Rich Kressly        24
Ashley Christine        24
“Big Mike”        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
1derboy        20
Kyle Love        19
Lukevanoort        20
KenWittlief        18
Dillon Compton        16
Tim Delles        15
Bill_Hancoc        16
KarenH        14
Boiler        24
Richardp        13
JVN        12
Skimoose        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Kjhobin        11
Fruity Pebbles        10
Pat McCarthy        10
GaryV1188        10
Squirrelrock        10
Elgin Clock        9
Dave Scheck        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Greg Needel        9
InfernoX14        9
Tiffany34990        8
Lil' Lavery        7
Dan Swando        7
DanielBCR        7
Ogre        7
Sciencenerd        7
Cody C        9
Brandy836        6
Miketwalker        6
Rick Tyler        8
RoboMom        6
anna~marie        7
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
DjAlamose        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
Dylan        5
Jane        6
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
Danielle H        6
Freddy Schurr        4
Matt Attallah        4
Spears312        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
SamS0Fa33O        4
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Irishninja        4
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
George1902        1
Hillale        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
Saru29        1
Steve W        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
(If you're wondering, Travis retains the lead based on average score: 3.43 points per entry compared with Heidi's 2.64.)

Onward!


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