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Billfred 30-04-2006 21:38
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
One day after we wrap up the 2005 competition season, the caption contest reaches the (abbreviated) year of the last time FIRST tried real-time scoring. Coincidence?

Here's the scores:

Code:
T. Hoffman        103
MissInformation        103
Dlavery        86
Gary Dillard        83
Rich Wong        83
EddieMcD        82
Jay Trzaskos        80
Icurtis        79
Al Skierkiewicz        74
Nehalita        70
Jay H 237        70
EricH        69
Wayne Doenges        66
Andy Baker        62
KathieK        62
Koko Ed        67
Bcahn836        52
Dorienne 007        47
Arefin Bari        47
Artdutra04        42
Joe Matt        37
Andrew Blair        37
DCA Fan        39
Goober!!!        36
EricS-Team180        34
Amanda Morrison        31
Conor Ryan        31
Xzvrw2        29
Alex Cormier        25
Rich Kressly        24
Ashley Christine        24
“Big Mike”        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
1derboy        20
Kyle Love        19
Lukevanoort        20
KenWittlief        18
Dillon Compton        16
Tim Delles        15
Bill_Hancoc        16
KarenH        14
Boiler        24
Richardp        13
JVN        12
Skimoose        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Kjhobin        11
Fruity Pebbles        10
Pat McCarthy        10
GaryV1188        10
Squirrelrock        10
Elgin Clock        9
Dave Scheck        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Greg Needel        9
InfernoX14        9
Tiffany34990        8
Lil' Lavery        7
Dan Swando        7
DanielBCR        7
Ogre        7
Sciencenerd        7
Cody C        9
Brandy836        6
Miketwalker        6
Rick Tyler        8
RoboMom        6
anna~marie        7
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
DjAlamose        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
Dylan        5
Jane        6
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
Danielle H        6
Freddy Schurr        4
Matt Attallah        4
Spears312        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
SamS0Fa33O        4
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Irishninja        4
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
George1902        1
Hillale        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
Saru29        1
Steve W        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
And the picture, in honor of their Chairman's win (and general butt-kicking on Newton):

http://www.wildstang.org/gallery2/v/...g_002.jpg.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Koko Ed 30-04-2006 21:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 

"Thank you folks. Thank you. You're a great crowd. I just flew in from Atlanta and boy are my arms tired"
silence
"I said: boy are my arms tired!
more silence
"Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?"

anna~marie 30-04-2006 21:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
yes, this year the real challenge is who can do the best robot dance... see, this is the *correct* arm positioning...

Cody Carey 30-04-2006 21:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
*ahem*

To quote Professor Small,
"I don't want to be a rock and roll star,
I just want to be a robot."

Jay Trzaskos 30-04-2006 21:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, to 'How to beat Beatty 101' thank you for joining us."

Bill_Hancoc 30-04-2006 22:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"Does anybody else get this because i sure dont"
no realitu implied

JaneYoung 30-04-2006 23:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Ok - give me 3 good reasons why this won't work.
And remember, I have the red marker.
*Space Jam music in the background*

Lil' Lavery 30-04-2006 23:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Raul often imitates crabs in order to help his students understand a "crab drive"

irishninja 01-05-2006 00:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...

Danielle H 01-05-2006 08:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
...And I said, "Hey, that's no moose, that's my mother."
*Silence*
Tough crowd...

Taylor 01-05-2006 16:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"No, really, man, I'm with the band. See my pass? Yeah, I'm one of those backstage dudes that tours with the band, whaddya call it, a toadie? I got a pass. C'mon, man, just let Ozzy Kamen sign one thing? Please? For my dying nephew? Who happens to have the same name as me?"

Goober!!! 01-05-2006 17:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"OK see that tank"
"I SAY NO MORE TANK DRIVE!!!"
"Say YEAH!!! for CRAB DRIVE!!! :D :D :D "

lukevanoort 01-05-2006 19:06
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Alright then we deal with the frictional resistance to the chain angling system by the 1.9 μ tires, this is important to an absolute vectoring, toroidal CVT'd, PID controlled, omnidirectional swerve "crab" drive... hey you! Yeah, you sleepy guy, c'mon, wake up... hey, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! C'mon people... what even V-Neun's asleep.... ooh.... they'll pay... go spidey web!

//not part of the entry Look at Rauls left hand...

Freddy Schurr 01-05-2006 19:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Yeah, this is what we have to do to win the Chairman's Award!

Jacqui 01-05-2006 19:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"Eh..where am I, and why am I here?"
-cricket cricket-

spears312 01-05-2006 20:10
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
And thats how you make an injection molded poof ball

skimoose 01-05-2006 20:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
...And now with a wave of my magic marker, er wand, I'll make this crab drive appear before your very eyes.

Who needs a six week build season. :p

Travis Hoffman 01-05-2006 20:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
The calm before the storm. Soon after this was taken, the Wildstang crew was subjected to the most excruciating form of entertainment this side of Karthik singing karaoke. It went a litle something like this....

Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly [female parental units], get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!

Raul..........Bad Dancer.

EricH 01-05-2006 21:45
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Raul:"All right you students, who can tell me what the force equations are for a crab drive?"
*dead silence*
Raul:"Come on you guys, we can't spend six weeks just figuring out our drivetrain."
Student: "Oh yes we can, and it'll win Championships, too!"

Mike Soukup 01-05-2006 22:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos
"Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, to 'How to beat Beatty 101' thank you for joining us."
Funny you should say that. That's actually how many of our strategy discussions start. You've gotta figure out how to beat the best in order to win.

Rich Kressly 01-05-2006 22:54
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Alright, enough about the robot. The sweater. I need to know if you like the sweater...

Rick TYler 01-05-2006 22:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"... and, in conclusion, you can see that I not only am an expert at mechanical engineering, I have this cool belt-mounted cell phone, a lanyard with my picture ID on it, and my OWN red dry mark pen. This is why you should hire me to be your lead drivetrain mentor. Thank you, and I welcome any questions."

Wayne Doenges 01-05-2006 23:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"OK, we have studied the physics of the crab drive, the power of the crab drive and how we are going to build it. I have just one question. Do you think I'm sexy?"

MissInformation 01-05-2006 23:31
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"I'm telling you guys, he was this big... this big!"

And the rest of Wildstang groaned as Raul once again interrupted another important design session to tell his 'fish that got away story'.

Daniel Brim 01-05-2006 23:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
When asked what his favorite dance was, Raul emphatically responded "The Hokey Pokey" and demonstrated putting both arms in.

Conor Ryan 04-05-2006 23:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
....so then I said to the guy, change the back up battery on the controller, and it worked. *much laughter follows*

Al Skierkiewicz 05-05-2006 07:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
"Can anybody tell me why we should use our super secret Wildstang crab drive when we have Wildstang patented BUPOD wheels with the new and improved extra sticky wheels coupled to Andymark transmissions and two Chalupas on each side, with my newly designed pneumatic shifter that recirculates the air so we don't need a compressor? Anybody? Cmon people, you must have a good reason why you want crab. Ok you freshmen kid in the back, what do you think?"
"Because crab is cool baby!"
Raul to self..'Boy is this going to be a long season!'

nehalita 05-05-2006 08:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Look, 3 reasons you should do a crab drive.
1. Crabs are cool.
2. I have the marker.
3. I can't draw so if you say yes now, I'll stop

Alex Cormier 05-05-2006 08:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Do ya get it yet!?

Rich Wong 05-05-2006 12:07
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Raul: "Guys, guys, you are not listening to me.
If you have not caught on to what drive design I want by now, we will all continue this conversation right after lunch.

By the way folks, the lunch menu is CRAB bisque soup, with CRAB cakes and CRAB salad.
Enjoy."

EddieMcD 06-05-2006 22:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Braaaiiiinnnsss... I need braaaiiiinnnsss!!!

Billfred 07-05-2006 16:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #95
 
Is it bad that summer vacation has made me lose track of time entirely? (don't answer that.)

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by EricH
Raul:"All right you students, who can tell me what the force equations are for a crab drive?"
*dead silence*
Raul:"Come on you guys, we can't spend six weeks just figuring out our drivetrain."
Student: "Oh yes we can, and it'll win Championships, too!"
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
The calm before the storm. Soon after this was taken, the Wildstang crew was subjected to the most excruciating form of entertainment this side of Karthik singing karaoke. It went a litle something like this....

Ah, push it
Ah, push it
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly [female parental units], get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!

Raul..........Bad Dancer.
(link removed for the sanity of all concerned ;))

(Oddly enough, if you look at the results from the Newton semifinals, it turns out that Beatty did not, in fact, kick WildStang's butts.)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) anna~marie
3) Jay Trzaskos
4) irishninja
5) Danielle H
6) Rich Wong
7) boiler
8) Daniel Brim
9) MissInformation
10) Alex Cormier
11) skimoose
12) Rich Kressly
13) Rick TYler

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by nehalita
Look, 3 reasons you should do a crab drive.
1. Crabs are cool.
2. I have the marker.
3. I can't draw so if you say yes now, I'll stop
Which means the scores are...

Code:
T. Hoffman        108
MissInformation        105
Dlavery        86
Rich Wong        85
Gary Dillard        83
EddieMcD        83
Jay Trzaskos        82
Icurtis        79
EricH        79
Al Skierkiewicz        75
Nehalita        72
Jay H 237        70
Koko Ed        69
Wayne Doenges        67
Andy Baker        62
KathieK        62
Bcahn836        52
Dorienne 007        47
Arefin Bari        47
Artdutra04        42
DCA Fan        39
Joe Matt        37
Andrew Blair        37
Goober!!!        37
EricS-Team180        34
Conor Ryan        32
Amanda Morrison        31
Xzvrw2        29
Alex Cormier        27
Rich Kressly        26
Boiler        26
Ashley Christine        24
“Big Mike”        21
Lukevanoort        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
1derboy        20
Kyle Love        19
KenWittlief        18
Bill_Hancoc        17
Dillon Compton        16
Tim Delles        15
Skimoose        14
KarenH        14
Richardp        13
JVN        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Kjhobin        11
Fruity Pebbles        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Rick Tyler        10
GaryV1188        10
Squirrelrock        10
Cody C        10
Daniel Brim        9
Elgin Clock        9
anna~marie        9
Dave Scheck        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Greg Needel        9
InfernoX14        9
Lil' Lavery        8
Danielle H        8
Tiffany34990        8
Dan Swando        7
Ogre        7
Sciencenerd        7
Jane        7
Brandy836        6
Miketwalker        6
RoboMom        6
Greencactus3        6
Irishninja        6
Sciguy125        6
DjAlamose        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
Dylan        5
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
Freddy Schurr        5
Spears312        5
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
Matt Attallah        4
SamS0Fa33O        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
Tytus Gerrish        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
George1902        1
Hillale        1
Jacqui        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
Saru29        1
Steve W        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1
Onward!


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