CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #96
 

Ah, '96. Rather good year, actually--I turned 10, Jay-Z released his debut album, and I first made my mark on the city of Atlanta. (In Centennial Park, that is. A Diet Pepsi to anyone who can find it next year at the Championship.)

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22345

As always, the deadline is midnight EDT on Saturday.

Go!

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"wow, i finally found some robotics people my height! too bad they are in FLL..."

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Lisa:"I wish I can only be a FEW FEET taller so that i can be taller than the FLL students!!!" :D :D :D

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"friends, its what FIRST is about"
-"ummm its For the Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology"
"Friends In Robotics Super Tournament"

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Lisa: "The time machine we built during the 6 weeks worked Doc, and now I can sucessfully blend in to the year 2000, and prevent the 2001 FRC game design all together." :p

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"OK girls, just like we practiced it....and a 1, and a 2, and a 3.....

Drive! Drive on down the field;
Men of the scarlet and gray;
Don't let them thru that line,
We've got to win this game today,
Come on, Ohio!
Smash thru to victory,
We'll cheer you as you go;
Our honor defend
So we'll fight to the end
For Ohio!

"

[not an entry] Down with scUM! [/not an entry]

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Lisa: These FLL kids remind me of Laura, Genia and Sam. =)

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Smile

No - you smile

No - you smile

OK - cheeeeeeeeeeese

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"A camera! Make it seem as if we are innocent! Quick!"

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Smile, before I subject you to Karthik's singing....

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"See, I told you I could drive and help with the lego robot without the refs catching on, I'm the same freaking height as the freaking FLL students!"

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LISA: Somebody help me! They're making me do the sixth grade all over again just because I look like one! I'm a college student! A COLLEGE STUDENT!

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OK, kids, let's sing!

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Three of these things belong together
Three of these things are kind of the same
Can you guess which one of these doesn't belong here?
Now it's time to play our game (time to play our game).

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Little do we know, that award hanging around their necks' isn't for winning anything FLL related, it's for building FIRST's first ever humanoid robot, pictured here on the far right.

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"lets not focus on the height... Cheese for *Kodak Moment*"

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And so it began, Little Lisa’s obsession with robots. First it was Lego robots, then FRC robots, then robots mentoring and now…..

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23971?

Robot Love!!!
;)

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What's sad is that the person to her left is actually bending over to try and be the same height as lisa.

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Well, it looks like this contraption fits within the 38" X 28" X 60" restrictions....

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Who said that short people can't do anything?

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Lisa: These...these..KIDS! They're ALL taller than I am! I need a Segway!

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Here we see Lisa Perez undercover as an FLL team member:

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Group: Sings "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, we represent the lollipop guild and we'd like to welcome you to munchkin land."
For those of you who don't get this is an excerpt from "The Wizard of Oz"

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One girl: Oh no... it's my mom. (Lady in background.) Everyone, quick, turn around and look like were taking a picture, she'll never know.
Girl 2: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY TAKE THE PICTURE YOU MORON! WE WEREN'T READY!

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...and here we see the team sponsored by Central Michigan Orthodontics

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Group: awwwwwww
Lisa: No, thats the camera, Adam and Michelle are over there
*movement*
Group: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Fooled by their sugar sweet smiles, no one knew they were dealing with the infamous Perez gang, wanted in ten states for crimes that include stealing Dave's Krispy Kremes and holding Baker's pigs hostage and identity theft (they all claimed to be JVN).

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"And the lord said that height was completely overrated. And thus, Lisa was created."

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This is clear proof that FLL teams that can get down and see the game from the robot viewpoint, win BIG!

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Now, we're not saying Lisa is short...but she does blend in well with middle schoolers.

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Before we begin, I'd like to remind the group, particularly Mr. Hoffman, of who defeated the Buckeyes on more than one occasion. ;)

That said, first place goes to:Second place goes to:Honorable mentions go to:

1) Elgin Clock
2) lukevanoort
3) Wayne Doenges*
4) Koko Ed
5) Rick TYler
6) Cody C
7) Dillon Compton
8) EricH
9) Jane
10) EricS-Team180
11) Alex Cormier
*Weren't the girls from the Lullaby League?

And the burn award...Which means the scores are:Onward!