CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

...or, the last caption contest for about 90 years that I can say I posted in my teens. (At 113, the teens start over again, right? ;))

Here's the scores:And the picture:

http://www.swarren.ca/Build2004photo.../IMG_0765.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

Yep it's just as I thought. The constant hair coloring has sent the readings off the charts, Steve and now the color has permantly seeped into your brain.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

"We're losing him - Paddles - Stat!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

(person holding glowing window motor): Come on, once won't hurt you... all the guys are doing it, just sniff the burning plastic...

(Steve): ok, fine, but just once! *sniffs magic smoke coming from window motor* wow, I suddenly feel a strong desire to spend six weeks in a small area with 30 obnoxious high schoolers designing a robot!

(person with window motor): Yes, now you're in a more reasonable mood. There is this program that we like to call FIRST...

...and the rest is history. :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

good, good, robotic hypnosis is working -

now - where did you put the programmer?
pro-gram-mer

the one we can't leave home without - that programmer -
oh, under the coats - sleeping - ok, good

hello, wake up now, I've snapped my fingers, hello?

- build - *sigh* -back to the 'bot, yawn - now where did I put the robot?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

We needed one more of these and hoped you didn't mind that we took this from your car. Don't worry, we were kind enough to not take the one from the driver's window. :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

(Note: This joke will likely not be understood by those under the age of 25. Expect a similar disclaimer when a CC photo warrants the caption, "Where's the beef!?!")

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

Yeah, I remember the excitement of my first auto motor. Good times.

Good times.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

"I had too much F.I.R.S.T water to drink"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

I figured out the next FIRST challenge, How to transfer a motor to make a mentor sleepy!!! :D :D :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

-"I asked for my order not a motor"
-"...It is! It's soup!..."
-"You need sleep"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

*In snooty British/Canadian accent*

Why yes, my name is Warren.....Steve Warren. And I do take my window motors shaken, not wired, eh.... Now leave me! It's aboot time I returned to my baccarat game with Karthik and Vance Scott.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

Steve, tried of hearing Tristan's "A window motor walks into a bar" joke decides to use his training as an Indian mystic, and meditate...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

Inspector: "This 2003 window motor fell out of your 2006 robot during inspection. Are you responsible for this?"

Steve: (looking unconcerned) "I have never seen that window motor before.
You can’t get anything out of me. I’m not talking. You got nothing on me.
You can’t make me talk. (Looks alway)"

Inspector:"Alright boys, bring in the headphones and the recording of the 2005 Championship Closing Ceremony speeches."

Steve: "Nooooo!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #97
 

Hmmm... should I feel bad about telling Billfred that it was a good idea to drive their robot with Window Lift Motors? Naaaa.





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