CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

98 bottles of beer non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 98 bottles of beer non-alcoholic beverage...

...eh, nevermind. Here's the scores:
And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24366?

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

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What time is it?
Jaine: Its 11:05, I'll show ya..


One more

Darn Gravity, always holding me down....

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What happened to all the snow??? I WANTED TO MAKE A SNOW-ANGEL!!! :D :D :D

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ok, so here's the question -
how come they didn't tell me about the parachute?

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"And here we see 25's newest victim... "

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At the Atlanta web hug Jessica Boucher attempted to punish Bill for his tardiness and missed.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img...2a96c9b0_l.jpg

Unfortunately BurningQuestion, who was standing next to Bill, took a direct hit from Jessica's clipboard.
She woke an hour later with no signs of damage.
;)

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Janie Watch where your driving the robot you jerks!

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I am determined to not be labeled a nerd... see? I will get some sun and then no one will know that I spend all my time indoors with robots...

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Roadkill on the Robot Superhighway...

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While Janie was relaxing, world renowned graffiti artist JVN showed everyone why he has never been caught.
Janie was none too pleased to see what JVN had done to her new white dress.
JVN has not be seen or heard from since.

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A valuable lesson learned:
When dumping someone in the snow, take the valuables out of their pockets.
Also, make sure there's snow...

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We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.




AB

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Alas, one of the forgotten, yet vital, roles is Team Parking Spot Saver.

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Very funny!

"I hope we win a regional, I hope we win a regional."

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"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.

When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.

Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.

Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.