Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

Jaine protects this memorable concrete from demolition. No one understands the reason for the stand. The interlock brick is so much nicer. Jaine holds her ground.

"If they only knew they would understand" thinks Janie. "How do tell them that this is the spot that my life was changed. It was brief but unforgettable."

This was the spot of Jaine and Dave Lavery's first meeting.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

(not an entry - I think to play it safe, I will only check this thread in the evening - definitely NOT at work - again - 'twill save a lot of - questions - as to why I am losing it in my office)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

[not an entry, obviously]Amazing... absolutely amazing. :D[/not an entry, obviously]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

[not an entry]Okay, show's over, folks, nothing to see here, Janie "The Ringer" swept in and won her own friggin' contest. Who knew there was a karaoke competition? Take a bow, ma'am (or curtsy, whatever you prefer). We're not worthy.[/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

[Museum card text: ]

This exhibit by Julian Beever (http://users.skynet.be/J.Beever/pave.htm) was displayed at a high school robotics competition in Atlanta. Chalk on pavement, 2006.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

Whoa. Is this The DaVinci Code 2007 game clue? ;)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

No matter how hard she tries, Jaine can't get the concrete to feel like Leonardo DiCaprio, nor get the opressive Philly heat to feel like the cool Artic air....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

A rare photo was released of a secret ritual, believed to be an annual event celebrated in the Spring, dedicated to the ancient mystic Ka'amen. Little is known about the sect, but it is believed they are a small offshoot of a robotics competition.

Scholars know little about the 2nd Century holy man Ka'amen, who was believed to be a great-grandson of Mary Magdelene. The photo shows a recreation of a Medieval illuminated manuscript found in a ruined monastary in what is now Lebanon, which is the only known surviving page of Ka'amen's writings. There is much speculation about the significance of the spread-eagle position on the ground, and of the colorful garments worn during the ceremony.

In addition to being a mystic, Ka'amen also created several unique devices, including an ingenious ox cart which balanced on two wheels. Researchers say Leonardo DaVinci spent several years studying the drawings and writings of Ka'amen. Some believe Leonardo copied portions of the manuscripts, and then destroyed them.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

Jaine does a bridge imitation. So far, two robots and a car have fallen for it.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

[not an entry] Is this the work of Chuck Norris or Andy Baker? [/not an entry]

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(obviously not an entry: yeah... I would've thought that also, but then we get THIS: )

(again... not an entry: can ANYONE top those two?!?)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

Did someone drop a piece of toast or is that a redhead that's been in the sun too long? :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98
 

- There is nothing like a good case of Senioritis -
sunshine, blue sky, fresh air - the answer to all of life's questions...

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(this part not an entry - if we're voting, I like the sticky shifty old guy's entry.)

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This is a CNN News Exclusive! This picture was taken in the afternoon of Arpil 29th, 2006 at the Georgia Dome, in Atlanta, Georgia. Apparently Jaine Perotti was waiting in que with her team on the Galileo field when the DJ made a terrible error and began playing the "song" "Ice, Ice Baby" by the "artist" Vanilla Ice. Shortly after this picture was taken the ambulance segway showed up and escorted her to a nearby hospital. We are unsure of her condition at this time.