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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

(again... not an entry: can ANYONE top those two?!?)

Well, there's still competition for the burn award....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

"Never again shall a game of foursquare harm this beautiful concrete ground!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

With only a few hours left to ship, Jaine decides to offer herself up to the Gods in hope that 716 would have an awesome robot. Then she remembered that she was the only one that could set it up in autonomous and have it actually score, soo much for the sacrifice.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Ever the inquisitive lass, here we see Jaine conducting yet another impromptu science experiment. Wondering what would happen if she swallowed 716 small refrigerator magnets, Jaine has discovered she now has a tendancy to always point north...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

"Roll over Houdini, move over David Copperfield and hang up your magic wand David Blaine... with no strings or wires, I am going to rise up... that's right, levitate... everyone look... are you looking? Good... here I go... rising... rising... light as a feather, light as a feather, light as a feather... uh... just a second, it's coming... up, up and away! Up! up up up up up! Away? Well... what are all you looking at? Go away! Can't a girl take a nap in peace? Sheesh!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Jaine quietly singing to herself: "I'm, gonna soak up the sun,..."

[this line not an entry] (I think I saw her in ATL, wearing Tye-dye of course :) ) [/this line not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Oh no Jaine...did Andy Baker tell another one of his corny jokes?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Jaine was the unfortunate victim of mistaken identity in Atlanta when one of the city's automated Hippie Magnets stopped her in her tracks. Once police arrived and verified that she wasn't going to San Francisco and didn't have flowers in her hair, she was let off with a warning.

In a related note, has anyone seen Woodie Flowers since the Championship????

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

After hearing Tytus and Arefin talking about repealing gravity, Jaine went immediately to work trying to hold down the small piece of earth she was standing on. This lasted for several minutes until the ant hill she had landed on came alive. Who knew that ants were attracted to blue and yellow?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Jaine: Ahhhhhh...nothing better than relaxing without Arefin at my heels...
*looks up* Oh crap here he comes...*runs off to another spot* Gosh I wish I didn't wear such obvious clothes today!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Man, I knew I should've saved this one for about two weeks from now. ;)

First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ringer

"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.

When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.

Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.

Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Second place is a tie!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tytus Gerrish

Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay Trzaskos
2) T. Hoffman
3) MissInformation
4) dlavery
5) Rich Wong
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Danielle H
8) irishninja
9) GaryV1188
10) Rick TYler
11) lukevanoort
12) boiler
13) anna~marie
14) Conor Ryan

And the burn award (quite literally, in this case):

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

Which means the scores are...

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MissInformation        114

T. Hoffman        113

EddieMcD        94

Dlavery        88

Rich Wong        88

Jay Trzaskos        84

EricH        84

Gary Dillard        83

Icurtis        80

Al Skierkiewicz        78

Wayne Doenges        76

Nehalita        75

Koko Ed        74

Jay H 237        73

Andy Baker        69

KathieK        62

Bcahn836        52

Arefin Bari        48

Dorienne 007        47

Artdutra04        42

Goober!!!        40

DCA Fan        39

Joe Matt        37

Andrew Blair        37

Conor Ryan        37

EricS-Team180        36

Lukevanoort        35

Amanda Morrison        31

Boiler        31

Alex Cormier        30

Xzvrw2        29

Rich Kressly        26

Ashley Christine        24

“Big Mike”        21

Zach Purser        20

Mechanicalbrain        20

1derboy        20

Kyle Love        19

Dillon Compton        18

KenWittlief        18

Bill_Hancoc        17

Skimoose        16

Tim Delles        15

Rick Tyler        15

KarenH        14

Richardp        13

GaryV1188        13

JVN        12

Cody C        12

Danielle H        12

Barry Bonzack        11

Jessica Boucher        11

Elgin Clock        11

anna~marie        11

Jane        11

Kjhobin        11

BurningQuestion        10

Fruity Pebbles        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

InfernoX14        10

Dan Swando        9

Daniel Brim        9

Dave Scheck        9

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Sciencenerd        9

Dylan        9

Greg Needel        9

Lil' Lavery        8

Tytus Gerrish        8

Irishninja        8

Tiffany34990        8

Freddy Schurr        8

Ogre        7

Brandy836        6

Miketwalker        6

RoboMom        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

DjAlamose        6

MattD1Drift        6

Adam Richards        5

Shyra1353        5

Wetzel        5

Spears312        5

huff_dragon        4

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Meaubry        4

Steve W        4

Matt Attallah        4

SamS0Fa33O        4

Bemis        3

Beth Sweet        3

Kyle        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Sakura141        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

GraySwandir-75        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Tomasz Bania        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Dubious elise        1

FF_1610_EMT        1

First degree        1

George1902        1

Hillale        1

Jacqui        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Krass        1

Mercury Rising        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Netman85am204        1

Rees2001        1

RoboMadi        1

Rvssnake        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ringer

"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

So I guess "The Ringer" is my new nickname? ;)