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Billfred

21-05-2006 20:58

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

98 bottles of ~~beer~~ non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 98 bottles of ~~beer~~ non-alcoholic beverage...

...eh, nevermind. Here's the scores:

Code:

MissInformation        112

T. Hoffman        111

EddieMcD        94

Dlavery        86

Rich Wong        86

Gary Dillard        83

EricH        83

Jay Trzaskos        82

Icurtis        79

Al Skierkiewicz        75

Nehalita        74

Wayne Doenges        74

Koko Ed        73

Jay H 237        72

Andy Baker        64

KathieK        62

Bcahn836        52

Arefin Bari        48

Dorienne 007        47

Artdutra04        42

DCA Fan        39

Goober!!!        39

Joe Matt        37

Andrew Blair        37

EricS-Team180        36

Conor Ryan        35

Lukevanoort        33

Amanda Morrison        31

Alex Cormier        30

Boiler        29

Xzvrw2        29

Rich Kressly        26

Ashley Christine        24

“Big Mike”        21

Zach Purser        20

Mechanicalbrain        20

1derboy        20

Kyle Love        19

Dillon Compton        18

KenWittlief        18

Bill_Hancoc        17

Tim Delles        15

Skimoose        15

KarenH        14

Richardp        13

Rick Tyler        13

Billfred        12.93

JVN        12

Cody C        12

Barry Bonzack        11

Jessica Boucher        11

Elgin Clock        11

GaryV1188        11

Kjhobin        11

Fruity Pebbles        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

Danielle H        10

Jane        10

InfernoX14        10

Dan Swando        9

Daniel Brim        9

anna~marie        9

Dave Scheck        9

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Sciencenerd        9

Greg Needel        9

Lil' Lavery        8

Dylan        8

Tiffany34990        8

Ogre        7

Freddy Schurr        7

Brandy836        6

Miketwalker        6

RoboMom        6

Greencactus3        6

Irishninja        6

Sciguy125        6

DjAlamose        6

MattD1Drift        6

Adam Richards        5

Shyra1353        5

Wetzel        5

Spears312        5

huff_dragon        4

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Meaubry        4

Matt Attallah        4

SamS0Fa33O        4

Bemis        3

Beth Sweet        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Sakura141        3

Steve W        3

Tytus Gerrish        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

GraySwandir-75        2

Kyle        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Tomasz Bania        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Dubious elise        1

FF_1610_EMT        1

First degree        1

George1902        1

Hillale        1

Jacqui        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Krass        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Netman85am204        1

Rees2001        1

RoboMadi        1

Rvssnake        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24366?

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Kyle	21-05-2006 21:00

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

What time is it?
Jaine: Its 11:05, I'll show ya..

One more

Darn Gravity, always holding me down....

Goober!!!

21-05-2006 21:02

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What happened to all the snow??? I WANTED TO MAKE A SNOW-ANGEL!!! :D :D :D

JaneYoung

21-05-2006 21:05

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ok, so here's the question -
how come they didn't tell me about the parachute?

Jay Trzaskos

21-05-2006 21:10

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"And here we see 25's newest victim... "

Rich Wong

21-05-2006 21:38

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At the Atlanta web hug Jessica Boucher attempted to punish Bill for his tardiness and missed.
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img...2a96c9b0_l.jpg

Unfortunately BurningQuestion, who was standing next to Bill, took a direct hit from Jessica's clipboard.
She woke an hour later with no signs of damage.
;)

Koko Ed

21-05-2006 21:53

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Janie Watch where your driving the robot you jerks!

anna~marie

21-05-2006 21:57

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I am determined to not be labeled a nerd... see? I will get some sun and then no one will know that I spend all my time indoors with robots...

Rick TYler

21-05-2006 22:11

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Roadkill on the Robot Superhighway...

Wayne Doenges

21-05-2006 22:35

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While Janie was relaxing, world renowned graffiti artist JVN showed everyone why he has never been caught.
Janie was none too pleased to see what JVN had done to her new white dress.
JVN has not be seen or heard from since.

Danielle H

22-05-2006 08:07

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A valuable lesson learned:
When dumping someone in the snow, take the valuables out of their pockets.
Also, make sure there's snow...

Andy Baker

22-05-2006 08:47

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We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.

AB

Taylor

22-05-2006 08:58

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Alas, one of the forgotten, yet vital, roles is Team Parking Spot Saver.

Freddy Schurr

22-05-2006 09:45

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Quote:

Alas, one of the forgotten, yet vital, roles is Team Parking Spot Saver.

Very funny!

"I hope we win a regional, I hope we win a regional."

Jaine Perotti

22-05-2006 09:51

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.

When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.

Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.

Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Tytus Gerrish

22-05-2006 10:03

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Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?

Steve W

22-05-2006 10:20

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Jaine protects this memorable concrete from demolition. No one understands the reason for the stand. The interlock brick is so much nicer. Jaine holds her ground.

"If they only knew they would understand" thinks Janie. "How do tell them that this is the spot that my life was changed. It was brief but unforgettable."

This was the spot of Jaine and Dave Lavery's first meeting.

JaneYoung

22-05-2006 10:22

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(not an entry - I think to play it safe, I will only check this thread in the evening - definitely NOT at work - again - 'twill save a lot of - questions - as to why I am losing it in my office)

Danielle H

22-05-2006 10:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BurningQuestion

[not an entry, obviously]Amazing... absolutely amazing. :D[/not an entry, obviously]

Taylor

22-05-2006 10:52

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[not an entry]Okay, show's over, folks, nothing to see here, Janie "The Ringer" swept in and won her own friggin' contest. Who knew there was a karaoke competition? Take a bow, ma'am (or curtsy, whatever you prefer). We're not worthy.[/not an entry]

Rick TYler

22-05-2006 11:51

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[Museum card text: ]

This exhibit by Julian Beever (http://users.skynet.be/J.Beever/pave.htm) was displayed at a high school robotics competition in Atlanta. Chalk on pavement, 2006.

skimoose

22-05-2006 13:49

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Whoa. Is this The DaVinci Code 2007 game clue? ;)

lukevanoort

22-05-2006 14:20

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No matter how hard she tries, Jaine can't get the concrete to feel like Leonardo DiCaprio, nor get the opressive Philly heat to feel like the cool Artic air....

GaryVoshol

22-05-2006 16:05

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A rare photo was released of a secret ritual, believed to be an annual event celebrated in the Spring, dedicated to the ancient mystic Ka'amen. Little is known about the sect, but it is believed they are a small offshoot of a robotics competition.

Scholars know little about the 2nd Century holy man Ka'amen, who was believed to be a great-grandson of Mary Magdelene. The photo shows a recreation of a Medieval illuminated manuscript found in a ruined monastary in what is now Lebanon, which is the only known surviving page of Ka'amen's writings. There is much speculation about the significance of the spread-eagle position on the ground, and of the colorful garments worn during the ceremony.

In addition to being a mystic, Ka'amen also created several unique devices, including an ingenious ox cart which balanced on two wheels. Researchers say Leonardo DaVinci spent several years studying the drawings and writings of Ka'amen. Some believe Leonardo copied portions of the manuscripts, and then destroyed them.

EricH

22-05-2006 19:31

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Jaine does a bridge imitation. So far, two robots and a car have fallen for it.

Taylor

22-05-2006 20:11

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[not an entry] Is this the work of Chuck Norris or Andy Baker? [/not an entry]

Andy Baker

22-05-2006 21:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by boiler

(obviously not an entry: yeah... I would've thought that also, but then we get THIS: )

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryV1188

(again... not an entry: can ANYONE top those two?!?)

Jay H 237

22-05-2006 21:17

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Did someone drop a piece of toast or is that a redhead that's been in the sun too long? :p

JaneYoung

22-05-2006 22:49

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- There is nothing like a good case of Senioritis -
sunshine, blue sky, fresh air - the answer to all of life's questions...

---
(this part not an entry - if we're voting, I like the sticky shifty old guy's entry.)

Ian Curtis

23-05-2006 16:58

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This is a CNN News Exclusive! This picture was taken in the afternoon of Arpil 29th, 2006 at the Georgia Dome, in Atlanta, Georgia. Apparently Jaine Perotti was waiting in que with her team on the Galileo field when the DJ made a terrible error and began playing the "song" "Ice, Ice Baby" by the "artist" Vanilla Ice. Shortly after this picture was taken the ambulance segway showed up and escorted her to a nearby hospital. We are unsure of her condition at this time.

lukevanoort

23-05-2006 18:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

(again... not an entry: can ANYONE top those two?!?)

Well, there's still competition for the burn award....

Morgan Gillespie

23-05-2006 19:25

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"Never again shall a game of foursquare harm this beautiful concrete ground!"

Conor Ryan

23-05-2006 20:14

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With only a few hours left to ship, Jaine decides to offer herself up to the Gods in hope that 716 would have an awesome robot. Then she remembered that she was the only one that could set it up in autonomous and have it actually score, soo much for the sacrifice.

irishninja

23-05-2006 20:35

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Vitruvian Geek.

dlavery

23-05-2006 21:33

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Ever the inquisitive lass, here we see Jaine conducting yet another impromptu science experiment. Wondering what would happen if she swallowed 716 small refrigerator magnets, Jaine has discovered she now has a tendancy to always point north...

MissInformation

25-05-2006 23:51

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"Roll over Houdini, move over David Copperfield and hang up your magic wand David Blaine... with no strings or wires, I am going to rise up... that's right, levitate... everyone look... are you looking? Good... here I go... rising... rising... light as a feather, light as a feather, light as a feather... uh... just a second, it's coming... up, up and away! Up! up up up up up! Away? Well... what are all you looking at? Go away! Can't a girl take a nap in peace? Sheesh!"

Dylan

26-05-2006 00:05

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Jaine quietly singing to herself: "I'm, gonna soak up the sun,..."

[this line not an entry] (I think I saw her in ATL, wearing Tye-dye of course :) ) [/this line not an entry]

nehalita

26-05-2006 00:12

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Oh no Jaine...did Andy Baker tell another one of his corny jokes?

Travis Hoffman

26-05-2006 02:01

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Jaine was the unfortunate victim of mistaken identity in Atlanta when one of the city's automated Hippie Magnets stopped her in her tracks. Once police arrived and verified that she wasn't going to San Francisco and didn't have flowers in her hair, she was let off with a warning.

In a related note, has anyone seen Woodie Flowers since the Championship????

Al Skierkiewicz

26-05-2006 08:04

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After hearing Tytus and Arefin talking about repealing gravity, Jaine went immediately to work trying to hold down the small piece of earth she was standing on. This lasted for several minutes until the ant hill she had landed on came alive. Who knew that ants were attracted to blue and yellow?

Dorienne

28-05-2006 14:37

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Jaine: Ahhhhhh...nothing better than relaxing without Arefin at my heels...
*looks up* Oh crap here he comes...*runs off to another spot* Gosh I wish I didn't wear such obvious clothes today!!!

Billfred

28-05-2006 15:55

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Man, I knew I should've saved this one for about two weeks from now. ;)

First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ringer

"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Jainie had been drinking too much eggnog
She stayed up way too late the night before
“I have to repair my broken robot!”
Said she as she stumbled out the door.

When they found her layin’ there next mornin’,
At the tragic scene of the attack,
There were two big tire tracks on her forehead,
Incriminatin’ grease marks on her back.

Jainie got run over by a robot
But which machine should take all of the blame?
Robbe, Bobcats, Aztechs and Miss Daisy
Ferocious were their robots all the same.

Then one day a kid named Dillon Greenberg
Came forth and said his robot wouldn’t slow
Even though he tried his best to stop it
He made a fatal error in his code! (quite literally)

Jainie got run over by a robot
Walkin’ from the pits back to the stands
You can say that robots never rampage,
But sometimes they don’t heed their own commands.

Second place is a tie!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tytus Gerrish

Jane, demonstrate how Jimmy Hoffa is laying under that concrete for us, wont you?

and

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

We've wondered why Jaine has chosen Civil Engineering over other types, but now we see the reason: the girl just loves concrete.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay Trzaskos
2) T. Hoffman
3) MissInformation
4) dlavery
5) Rich Wong
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Danielle H
8) irishninja
9) GaryV1188
10) Rick TYler
11) lukevanoort
12) boiler
13) anna~marie
14) Conor Ryan

And the burn award (quite literally, in this case):

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

Which means the scores are...

Code:

MissInformation        114

T. Hoffman        113

EddieMcD        94

Dlavery        88

Rich Wong        88

Jay Trzaskos        84

EricH        84

Gary Dillard        83

Icurtis        80

Al Skierkiewicz        78

Wayne Doenges        76

Nehalita        75

Koko Ed        74

Jay H 237        73

Andy Baker        69

KathieK        62

Bcahn836        52

Arefin Bari        48

Dorienne 007        47

Artdutra04        42

Goober!!!        40

DCA Fan        39

Joe Matt        37

Andrew Blair        37

Conor Ryan        37

EricS-Team180        36

Lukevanoort        35

Amanda Morrison        31

Boiler        31

Alex Cormier        30

Xzvrw2        29

Rich Kressly        26

Ashley Christine        24

“Big Mike”        21

Zach Purser        20

Mechanicalbrain        20

1derboy        20

Kyle Love        19

Dillon Compton        18

KenWittlief        18

Bill_Hancoc        17

Skimoose        16

Tim Delles        15

Rick Tyler        15

KarenH        14

Richardp        13

GaryV1188        13

JVN        12

Cody C        12

Danielle H        12

Barry Bonzack        11

Jessica Boucher        11

Elgin Clock        11

anna~marie        11

Jane        11

Kjhobin        11

BurningQuestion        10

Fruity Pebbles        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

InfernoX14        10

Dan Swando        9

Daniel Brim        9

Dave Scheck        9

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Sciencenerd        9

Dylan        9

Greg Needel        9

Lil' Lavery        8

Tytus Gerrish        8

Irishninja        8

Tiffany34990        8

Freddy Schurr        8

Ogre        7

Brandy836        6

Miketwalker        6

RoboMom        6

Greencactus3        6

Sciguy125        6

DjAlamose        6

MattD1Drift        6

Adam Richards        5

Shyra1353        5

Wetzel        5

Spears312        5

huff_dragon        4

Killerofkiller        4

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

Meaubry        4

Steve W        4

Matt Attallah        4

SamS0Fa33O        4

Bemis        3

Beth Sweet        3

Kyle        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Sakura141        3

Andrew Rudolph        2

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

GraySwandir-75        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Sammy        2

Tomasz Bania        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

Liz C        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

114Klutz        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Dubious elise        1

FF_1610_EMT        1

First degree        1

George1902        1

Hillale        1

Jacqui        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Matt Krass        1

Mercury Rising        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Netman85am204        1

Rees2001        1

RoboMadi        1

Rvssnake        1

Saru29        1

Termite233        1

Wilshire        1

Onward!

Jaine Perotti

29-05-2006 13:08

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #98

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

First place goes to (although I guess it isn't much of a shocker)...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ringer

"Jainie Got Run Over By a Robot" by Jaine Perotti
(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

So I guess "The Ringer" is my new nickname? ;)

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