CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Or, as Snoop Dogg put it, nine-five plus four pennies.

Here's the scores:

And the picture, in honor of a certain someone's birthday:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../img_0028.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Dave: See kids, this is how you make money. You send a form to the parents saying the team needs money. Now I have 10, 20, 30, 40..... 600 dollars here. Time to go to krispy Kreme. =)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

I never thought that I could make so much money by selling fake hints!!

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Hopefully we raised enough money to pay off Billfred so he'll use some other team in his stupid caption contest!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Black-mailng Dunkin Doughnuts is working splendedly!

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Okay...how much do you want?...One thousand!...That's a bit much, Billfred...I don't think I want you to rig the Caption Contest in my favor that much...

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Maybe I can pay off Heidi to delete that

Let's see here....

<not part of entry> PS. Nice haircut. </not part of entry>

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This is how much money we are going to include in the kit of parts for 2007 season.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Dave: Man! This is going to buy a LOT of jello!

- and he starts humming:
...if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
betcha always wanted a monKEY!
...if I had a million dollars....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Bawls and Dew (in the spirit of one Snoop Dogg)

With so much drama on the g-d-c
Its kinda hard bein dave l-a-v-ery
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky FIRST games like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few rules as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the design meetin's still jumpin
Cause Morella aint here
Tony and Walt in the living room workin on scorin'
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheee(sh)
I got a pocket full of jello and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them water games, yeah!
So we gonna build a pool for this
D up, poofs down, while you enginerds bounce to this

Rollin down the street, eatin' K-K's, sippin on bawls and dew
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

how much did you say it would take to get my other car off Mars again?

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Dave: Money, Money, Money, Mon-ah. *

*im trying to go with a beat..but yeah

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Dave: Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder if this money will give me another good hint for next year's game!!! :D :D :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Student: Dave, next time you get NASA to sponsor us, could you please get them to give us the money in the form of a check so we don't get the cash stolen?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

(Thinks to himself)

Where should I hide this where the wife won't find it?