Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Student: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! Hah! I own Bedford Street and you owe me $200 in rent, Dave!"
Dave: "Who convinced me it would be fun to play FIRSTopoly, anyway???"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

not an entry/
omgosh FIRSTopoly would be the most amazing ever
I would so buy it!!!
/not an entry

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[not an entry] hey, i now have a summer project :) [/not an entry]

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[also not an entry]Already working on it! Maybe we should collaborate![/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

"nobody will ever guess that these $116 bills with my face on the front aren't counterfeit..." as Dave continues counting his personalized US currency, "$26,564, $26,680, $26,796, ..."

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Dave counted the money again... he shook his head in disbelief... he just couldn't believe that the X-Men 3 had out-grossed The Robot Horror Picture Show. How was he ever going to raise the money to make a sequel?

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"Everybody's got a price.
Everybody's gotta pay.
Because the Million Dollar Dave
always gets his way."

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Is this enough money to get you to keep those legs covered?

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[Thought bubble]

"If these kids want a water game in 2007 they're going to have to come up with a lot more than this."

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[should be sleeping right now] What have you done so far? [/should be sleeping right now]

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Now that Amanda has convinced him that Krispy Kremes will shorten his life by 0.15 years, Dave considers buying salad for the team's lunch.

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Autographing poofballs and selling them is making me a ton of money!
Last year’s tetras were a big dud on ebay.
I have to choose wisely for next year; let me think, more balls, may Frisbees, or maybe plastic box again, ….or inflatable clowns?

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Heh heh, so that is $116 just to make me wear long pants the next time I ride Tyler's Mini-chopper. So I wonder how much they will pay me NOT to wear my bike shorts to the next meeting???

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Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!

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Dats big pimpin'.