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Billfred 28-05-2006 15:57

CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Or, as Snoop Dogg put it, nine-five plus four pennies.

Here's the scores:

Code:

MissInformation        114
T. Hoffman        113
EddieMcD        94
Dlavery        88
Rich Wong        88
Jay Trzaskos        84
EricH        84
Gary Dillard        83
Icurtis        80
Al Skierkiewicz        78
Wayne Doenges        76
Nehalita        75
Koko Ed        74
Jay H 237        73
Andy Baker        69
KathieK        62
Bcahn836        52
Arefin Bari        48
Dorienne 007        47
Artdutra04        42
Goober!!!        40
DCA Fan        39
Joe Matt        37
Andrew Blair        37
Conor Ryan        37
EricS-Team180        36
Lukevanoort        35
Amanda Morrison        31
Boiler        31
Alex Cormier        30
Xzvrw2        29
Rich Kressly        26
Ashley Christine        24
“Big Mike”        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
1derboy        20
Kyle Love        19
Dillon Compton        18
KenWittlief        18
Bill_Hancoc        17
Skimoose        16
Tim Delles        15
Rick Tyler        15
KarenH        14
Richardp        13
GaryV1188        13
Billfred        12.93
JVN        12
Cody C        12
Danielle H        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Elgin Clock        11
anna~marie        11
Jane        11
Kjhobin        11
BurningQuestion        10
Fruity Pebbles        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
InfernoX14        10
Dan Swando        9
Daniel Brim        9
Dave Scheck        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Sciencenerd        9
Dylan        9
Greg Needel        9
Lil' Lavery        8
Tytus Gerrish        8
Irishninja        8
Tiffany34990        8
Freddy Schurr        8
Ogre        7
Brandy836        6
Miketwalker        6
RoboMom        6
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
DjAlamose        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
Spears312        5
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
Steve W        4
Matt Attallah        4
SamS0Fa33O        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
Kyle        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
George1902        1
Hillale        1
Jacqui        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mercury Rising        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
RoboMadi        1
Rvssnake        1
Saru29        1
Termite233        1
Wilshire        1

And the picture, in honor of a certain someone's birthday:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../img_0028.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

Arefin Bari 28-05-2006 15:58

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave: See kids, this is how you make money. You send a form to the parents saying the team needs money. Now I have 10, 20, 30, 40..... 600 dollars here. Time to go to krispy Kreme. =)

anna~marie 28-05-2006 16:00

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
I never thought that I could make so much money by selling fake hints!!

Koko Ed 28-05-2006 16:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Hopefully we raised enough money to pay off Billfred so he'll use some other team in his stupid caption contest!

Joe Matt 28-05-2006 16:03

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Black-mailng Dunkin Doughnuts is working splendedly!

Dorienne 28-05-2006 16:12

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Okay...how much do you want?...One thousand!...That's a bit much, Billfred...I don't think I want you to rig the Caption Contest in my favor that much...

Daisy 28-05-2006 16:16

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Maybe I can pay off Heidi to delete that

Let's see here....

<not part of entry> PS. Nice haircut. </not part of entry>

Freddy Schurr 28-05-2006 16:35

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
This is how much money we are going to include in the kit of parts for 2007 season.

JaneYoung 28-05-2006 18:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave: Man! This is going to buy a LOT of jello!

- and he starts humming:
...if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
betcha always wanted a monKEY!
...if I had a million dollars....

Travis Hoffman 28-05-2006 20:11

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 


Bawls and Dew (in the spirit of one Snoop Dogg)

With so much drama on the g-d-c
Its kinda hard bein dave l-a-v-ery
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky FIRST games like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few rules as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the design meetin's still jumpin
Cause Morella aint here
Tony and Walt in the living room workin on scorin'
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheee(sh)
I got a pocket full of jello and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them water games, yeah!
So we gonna build a pool for this
D up, poofs down, while you enginerds bounce to this

Rollin down the street, eatin' K-K's, sippin on bawls and dew
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Rohith Surampudi 28-05-2006 20:12

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
how much did you say it would take to get my other car off Mars again?

Michelle Celio 28-05-2006 20:16

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave: Money, Money, Money, Mon-ah. *

*im trying to go with a beat..but yeah

Goober!!! 28-05-2006 20:25

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave: Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder if this money will give me another good hint for next year's game!!! :D :D :D

EricH 28-05-2006 21:48

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Student: Dave, next time you get NASA to sponsor us, could you please get them to give us the money in the form of a check so we don't get the cash stolen?

Jay H 237 28-05-2006 21:54

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
(Thinks to himself)

Where should I hide this where the wife won't find it?

Daisy 28-05-2006 22:32

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
pfff, a dozen? I'll just buy your factory instead! What's you gonna do?

Kid on left: woow...I didn't know he'd waste all that money for some Krispy Kremes...a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

EricH 28-05-2006 22:44

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Moments after this picture was taken, the room erupted in chaos as the Secret Service swept in, trying to find Dave's printing press.

Steve W 28-05-2006 22:45

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme?
Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme?
Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme?

Why do we have to make such large decisions?

Steve S. 29-05-2006 00:17

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave (to self): Maybe if I pay these kids they will go home!

Timmyd 29-05-2006 00:27

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave: no guys not even this much will buy you the plans for next years game

Bill_Hancoc 29-05-2006 11:32

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Can you belive i found this much money cleaning out the garage behind me....the last owner put it in a large glass jar.

Morgan Gillespie 29-05-2006 13:17

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Pft and they said there was no money in "Just for Greys" shampoo.

JackN 29-05-2006 13:24

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
It is official, Dave is Pimp too.

DCA Fan 29-05-2006 14:06

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Hm this looks like a good game piece clue for next year.

lukevanoort 29-05-2006 15:25

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 

Okay, okay, I got 'da dough, 15 large, now when can ya do the DOS attack on www.factorfantasy.com?

Rich Kressly 29-05-2006 21:48

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
"Let's see...
...100 bucks for Woodie's philosophy bookstore gift certificate. That should keep him busy ... 75 bucks to convince an imposter to lie to Tony about dates/times for GDC meetings ... 50, errrr, 40, ummm .... crap, Morrella is easy ... 4 bucks for a happy meal. That toy is plenty to distract him ... That leaves 124 bucks. Getting Steve Chism sent out to sea for six months on that might be tough, but once a Navy man, always a Navy man.

Bet on this ... 2007 will be the year for 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 with a pond and inflatable clowns."

Conor Ryan 30-05-2006 09:35

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
"My Other Wallet is on MARS"

Wayne Doenges 30-05-2006 14:32

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave: "This looks like enough money to pay off that 6 year old that thought up this years competition. Now what did he want? OH, I remember, 20 sets of Lego Mindstorm and a years supply of Tootsie Roll pops. Now if I can only convince that students to raise some more money for next years competition down payment."

Amanda Morrison 30-05-2006 18:54

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
"And this, kids, is the money we saved by just making people think we put a man on the moon."

tiffany34990 30-05-2006 19:14

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave: thinking to himself..show me the money! weee! i love the smell of money...oo those crisp ones!
Dave says: Well, we are a couple of dollars short.
Dave: thinking to himself : hmm ya... def. more so hundreds short. seriously they need to pay me more to come up with ideas

KathieK 30-05-2006 19:19

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Student: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! Hah! I own Bedford Street and you owe me $200 in rent, Dave!"
Dave: "Who convinced me it would be fun to play FIRSTopoly, anyway???"

anna~marie 30-05-2006 19:26

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KathieK
Student: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! Hah! I own Bedford Street and you owe me $200 in rent, Dave!"
Dave: "Who convinced me it would be fun to play FIRSTopoly, anyway???"

not an entry/
omgosh FIRSTopoly would be the most amazing ever
I would so buy it!!!
/not an entry

Steve S. 31-05-2006 17:39

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna~marie
not an entry/
omgosh FIRSTopoly would be the most amazing ever
I would so buy it!!!
/not an entry

[not an entry] hey, i now have a summer project :) [/not an entry]

KathieK 31-05-2006 18:09

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by team1591
[not an entry] hey, i now have a summer project :) [/not an entry]

[also not an entry]Already working on it! Maybe we should collaborate![/not an entry]

Jay Trzaskos 31-05-2006 18:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
"nobody will ever guess that these $116 bills with my face on the front aren't counterfeit..." as Dave continues counting his personalized US currency, "$26,564, $26,680, $26,796, ..."

MissInformation 02-06-2006 23:39

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dave counted the money again... he shook his head in disbelief... he just couldn't believe that the X-Men 3 had out-grossed The Robot Horror Picture Show. How was he ever going to raise the money to make a sequel?

EddieMcD 03-06-2006 00:03

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
"Everybody's got a price.
Everybody's gotta pay.
Because the Million Dollar Dave
always gets his way."

nehalita 03-06-2006 00:38

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Is this enough money to get you to keep those legs covered?

Rick TYler 03-06-2006 00:38

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
[Thought bubble]

"If these kids want a water game in 2007 they're going to have to come up with a lot more than this."

Steve S. 03-06-2006 01:13

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KathieK
[also not an entry]Already working on it! Maybe we should collaborate![/not an entry]

[should be sleeping right now] What have you done so far? [/should be sleeping right now]

KarenH 03-06-2006 02:49

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Now that Amanda has convinced him that Krispy Kremes will shorten his life by 0.15 years, Dave considers buying salad for the team's lunch.

Rich Wong 03-06-2006 09:55

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Autographing poofballs and selling them is making me a ton of money!
Last year’s tetras were a big dud on ebay.
I have to choose wisely for next year; let me think, more balls, may Frisbees, or maybe plastic box again, ….or inflatable clowns?

dlavery 03-06-2006 11:07

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 


Heh heh, so that is $116 just to make me wear long pants the next time I ride Tyler's Mini-chopper. So I wonder how much they will pay me NOT to wear my bike shorts to the next meeting???

Lil' Lavery 03-06-2006 18:04

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!

Andrew Blair 03-06-2006 18:27

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Dats big pimpin'.

Joe Matt 03-06-2006 18:36

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil' Lavery
Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!

[not an entry]

boy, someone is bitter. ;)

[/not an entry]

Billfred 04-06-2006 16:00

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
 
(Note to self: In the event that there's another DC-area off-season this year, know at all times when Dave is within range of Poof balls.)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly
"Let's see...
...100 bucks for Woodie's philosophy bookstore gift certificate. That should keep him busy ... 75 bucks to convince an imposter to lie to Tony about dates/times for GDC meetings ... 50, errrr, 40, ummm .... crap, Morrella is easy ... 4 bucks for a happy meal. That toy is plenty to distract him ... That leaves 124 bucks. Getting Steve Chism sent out to sea for six months on that might be tough, but once a Navy man, always a Navy man.

Bet on this ... 2007 will be the year for 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 with a pond and inflatable clowns."

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury Rising
Pft and they said there was no money in "Just for Greys" shampoo.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Lil' Lavery
2) KarenH
3) Jane
4) T. Hoffman
5) Steve W.
6) Rick TYler
7) Rich Wong
8) dlavery
9) MissInformation
10) lukevanoort
11) Jay Trzaskos
12) KathieK
13) Arefin Bari
14) anna~marie
15) Koko Ed
16) Jay H 237
17) Conor Ryan
18) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
"And this, kids, is the money we saved by just making people think we put a man on the moon."

Which means the scores are...

Code:

MissInformation        116
T. Hoffman        115
EddieMcD        95
Dlavery        90
Rich Wong        90
Jay Trzaskos        86
EricH        85
Gary Dillard        83
Icurtis        80
Al Skierkiewicz        78
Wayne Doenges        78
Nehalita        76
Koko Ed        76
Jay H 237        75
Andy Baker        69
KathieK        64
Bcahn836        52
Arefin Bari        50
Dorienne 007        48
Artdutra04        42
Goober!!!        41
DCA Fan        40
Conor Ryan        39
Joe Matt        38
Andrew Blair        38
Lukevanoort        37
Rich Kressly        36
EricS-Team180        36
Amanda Morrison        34
Boiler        31
Alex Cormier        30
Xzvrw2        29
Ashley Christine        24
“Big Mike”        21
1derboy        21
Zach Purser        20
Mechanicalbrain        20
Kyle Love        19
Dillon Compton        18
KenWittlief        18
Bill_Hancoc        18
Rick Tyler        17
KarenH        16
Skimoose        16
Tim Delles        15
Richardp        13
anna~marie        13
GaryV1188        13
Jane        13
JVN        12
Cody C        12
Danielle H        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Mercury Rising        11
Jessica Boucher        11
Elgin Clock        11
Fruity Pebbles        11
Kjhobin        11
BurningQuestion        10
Lil' Lavery        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
InfernoX14        10
Dan Swando        9
Daniel Brim        9
Dave Scheck        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Sciencenerd        9
Dylan        9
Greg Needel        9
Tiffany34990        9
Freddy Schurr        9
Tytus Gerrish        8
Irishninja        8
Ogre        7
Brandy836        6
Miketwalker        6
RoboMom        6
Greencactus3        6
Sciguy125        6
Steve W        6
DjAlamose        6
MattD1Drift        6
Adam Richards        5
Shyra1353        5
Wetzel        5
Spears312        5
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Meaubry        4
Matt Attallah        4
SamS0Fa33O        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
Kyle        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
Rohith Surampudi        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Daisy        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
George1902        1
Hillale        1
Jacqui        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Krass        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
RoboMadi        1
Saru29        1
Team1591        1
Termite233        1
Timmyd        1
Wilshire        1

(Of course, Amanda's score might be stuck at 34 when Dave reads these results. :ahh: ;) )

Onward!


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