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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #99
Or, as Snoop Dogg put it, nine-five plus four pennies.
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MissInformation 114http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../img_0028.html As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT. Go! |
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Dave: See kids, this is how you make money. You send a form to the parents saying the team needs money. Now I have 10, 20, 30, 40..... 600 dollars here. Time to go to krispy Kreme. =)
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I never thought that I could make so much money by selling fake hints!!
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Hopefully we raised enough money to pay off Billfred so he'll use some other team in his stupid caption contest! |
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Black-mailng Dunkin Doughnuts is working splendedly!
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Okay...how much do you want?...One thousand!...That's a bit much, Billfred...I don't think I want you to rig the Caption Contest in my favor that much...
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Maybe I can pay off Heidi to delete that
Let's see here.... <not part of entry> PS. Nice haircut. </not part of entry> |
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This is how much money we are going to include in the kit of parts for 2007 season.
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Dave: Man! This is going to buy a LOT of jello!
- and he starts humming: ...if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a monkey betcha always wanted a monKEY! ...if I had a million dollars.... |
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Bawls and Dew (in the spirit of one Snoop Dogg) With so much drama on the g-d-c Its kinda hard bein dave l-a-v-ery But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky FIRST games like every single day May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah) And, make a few rules as (yeah!) I breeze, through Two in the mornin and the design meetin's still jumpin Cause Morella aint here Tony and Walt in the living room workin on scorin' And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheee(sh) I got a pocket full of jello and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we dont love them water games, yeah! So we gonna build a pool for this D up, poofs down, while you enginerds bounce to this Rollin down the street, eatin' K-K's, sippin on bawls and dew Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind] |
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how much did you say it would take to get my other car off Mars again?
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Dave: Money, Money, Money, Mon-ah. *
*im trying to go with a beat..but yeah |
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Dave: Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder if this money will give me another good hint for next year's game!!! :D :D :D
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Student: Dave, next time you get NASA to sponsor us, could you please get them to give us the money in the form of a check so we don't get the cash stolen?
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(Thinks to himself)
Where should I hide this where the wife won't find it? |
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pfff, a dozen? I'll just buy your factory instead! What's you gonna do?
Kid on left: woow...I didn't know he'd waste all that money for some Krispy Kremes...a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... |
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Moments after this picture was taken, the room erupted in chaos as the Secret Service swept in, trying to find Dave's printing press.
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Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme?
Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme? Wife's birthday present? ..... Krispy Kreme? Why do we have to make such large decisions? |
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Dave (to self): Maybe if I pay these kids they will go home!
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Dave: no guys not even this much will buy you the plans for next years game
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Can you belive i found this much money cleaning out the garage behind me....the last owner put it in a large glass jar.
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Pft and they said there was no money in "Just for Greys" shampoo.
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It is official, Dave is Pimp too.
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Hm this looks like a good game piece clue for next year.
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"Let's see...
...100 bucks for Woodie's philosophy bookstore gift certificate. That should keep him busy ... 75 bucks to convince an imposter to lie to Tony about dates/times for GDC meetings ... 50, errrr, 40, ummm .... crap, Morrella is easy ... 4 bucks for a happy meal. That toy is plenty to distract him ... That leaves 124 bucks. Getting Steve Chism sent out to sea for six months on that might be tough, but once a Navy man, always a Navy man. Bet on this ... 2007 will be the year for 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 on 1 with a pond and inflatable clowns." |
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"My Other Wallet is on MARS"
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Dave: "This looks like enough money to pay off that 6 year old that thought up this years competition. Now what did he want? OH, I remember, 20 sets of Lego Mindstorm and a years supply of Tootsie Roll pops. Now if I can only convince that students to raise some more money for next years competition down payment."
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"And this, kids, is the money we saved by just making people think we put a man on the moon."
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Dave: thinking to himself..show me the money! weee! i love the smell of money...oo those crisp ones!
Dave says: Well, we are a couple of dollars short. Dave: thinking to himself : hmm ya... def. more so hundreds short. seriously they need to pay me more to come up with ideas |
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Student: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! Hah! I own Bedford Street and you owe me $200 in rent, Dave!"
Dave: "Who convinced me it would be fun to play FIRSTopoly, anyway???" |
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omgosh FIRSTopoly would be the most amazing ever I would so buy it!!! /not an entry |
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"nobody will ever guess that these $116 bills with my face on the front aren't counterfeit..." as Dave continues counting his personalized US currency, "$26,564, $26,680, $26,796, ..."
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Dave counted the money again... he shook his head in disbelief... he just couldn't believe that the X-Men 3 had out-grossed The Robot Horror Picture Show. How was he ever going to raise the money to make a sequel?
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"Everybody's got a price.
Everybody's gotta pay. Because the Million Dollar Dave always gets his way." |
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Is this enough money to get you to keep those legs covered?
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[Thought bubble]
"If these kids want a water game in 2007 they're going to have to come up with a lot more than this." |
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Now that Amanda has convinced him that Krispy Kremes will shorten his life by 0.15 years, Dave considers buying salad for the team's lunch.
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Autographing poofballs and selling them is making me a ton of money!
Last year’s tetras were a big dud on ebay. I have to choose wisely for next year; let me think, more balls, may Frisbees, or maybe plastic box again, ….or inflatable clowns? |
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![]() Heh heh, so that is $116 just to make me wear long pants the next time I ride Tyler's Mini-chopper. So I wonder how much they will pay me NOT to wear my bike shorts to the next meeting??? |
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Look at all the money we save by NOT buying Sean a car!
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Dats big pimpin'.
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boy, someone is bitter. ;) [/not an entry] |
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(Note to self: In the event that there's another DC-area off-season this year, know at all times when Dave is within range of Poof balls.)
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1) Lil' Lavery 2) KarenH 3) Jane 4) T. Hoffman 5) Steve W. 6) Rick TYler 7) Rich Wong 8) dlavery 9) MissInformation 10) lukevanoort 11) Jay Trzaskos 12) KathieK 13) Arefin Bari 14) anna~marie 15) Koko Ed 16) Jay H 237 17) Conor Ryan 18) Wayne Doenges And the burn award... Quote:
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