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65_Xero_Huskie 30-11-2006 23:06

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"We need more Zip-ties!!!!!!!!"

underwood 01-12-2006 11:33

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"its too heavy! quick, we must cheesehole the pneumatics!!!"

>.<

KDawg 01-12-2006 12:01

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"What does this button do?"
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"The robot is moving, but I'm not controlling it!"

Gboehm 01-12-2006 23:32

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"WTF are you doing!!!"

EStokely 02-12-2006 01:52

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(Great topic for those of us that can't wait for January)

Famous last words from Washington would include
""All these plugs are separate from the IT stuff so we can't mess them up"
"Cut this wire" (moments later the IT Dept's servers are all down because we blew a breaker)

"It will look better painted" (Never depend on friction to keep chains tensioned)

Jeremytice 17-12-2006 13:50

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"Uhh why isnt it moving.....Did anyone turn it on?"

Kyveck 17-12-2006 14:58

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"We need you to code for a panning, tilting gun with an attatched camera module, which can fire while moving." -Device Team, day 8

"Done." -Programmers, week 3

"Forget the tilting part. Just change the gun speed ot adjust for distance" -Device team, week 3 1/2

"Forget the panning part. Just turn the robot." -Device team, week 4 1/2

"Umm... We cant' give you a sensor for gun speed." -Device Team, night before ship

"We accidentally drill pressed though the last drive train encoders" -Drive team, at regionals

Controls team just about killed a few people last year...
Our solution was to give some controls people machine shop training and put them on device teams next year. We still have 5 programmers, and hopefully this year the robot will live up to the code.

And of course, at regionals, "We're going to have to rebuild the drive train."
We heard that at nationals too... if only we had gotten it right the second time...

Qbranch 18-12-2006 17:13

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me: "you did remember to wrap electrical tape around the battery posts, right?"

ben: "uh..... no...."

me, with electrical tape in hand, running: "ho-ly-crap...."

robot: "ZAP SPARK ARC ARC CRACKLE..."

me, right hand burned, laying on the floor: "grrr always, always insulate metal used to hold batteries down... and wear mechanic's gloves."

yes, its true, the robot was just like a ford pinto, you rear end it and all heck breaks loose :rolleyes:

well i learned some lessons that day, 1, never let a new guy on their own when they're just screwing something together, 2, always wear gloves if you even remotely think you should, 3, sparks are really hot and burn/hurt like heck, and 4, you can cut aluminum with a 12 volt battery :ahh:

-Q

teh_pwnerer795 18-12-2006 17:49

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"Hey you put plastic washers on the camera rite :eek: "

"Errr.. no"

Camera == fried:p

eshteyn 18-12-2006 20:06

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"floggings will continue until morals improve" - note to freshman

clean399 18-12-2006 20:44

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"The hole don't line up, don't worry we can fix it in programming."

trilogism 18-12-2006 21:57

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"I've got it"

GRaduns340 18-12-2006 22:53

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"Hey Gary, get that soundboard for me. Be careful of the... loose outlet mount"

While I'm sitting on the floor with no feeling in my arm. Luckily, they put electric tape around it, but one layer of electrical tape doesn't do a whole lot when it's the only insulator on a live outlet.

Another playing with electricity:

"You jumped 10 tiles. xxx volts? [checks cell]. Yep, get that one every time."

"You want to unplug the sound rack? Just be careful. We put brass outlet plates on a non-grounded circuit."

Protronie 19-12-2006 10:39

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Butch, you reckon you used enough dynamite? :eek:

dtape 19-12-2006 11:02

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I know that i say this every year but we will finish on time this year

Kendal Reed 17-02-2007 21:09

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"Oh ****! We just ran over our alliance partner!"
"Relax... it's Dulaney."

(his was last year at Chesapeake. Their autonomous code was awesome. Ours was not. They didn't exactly cancel each other out. As an upside, for some reason most of our team (excluding me) has some irrational dislike for those guys. However, a couple of my best friends from elementary school are on their team and... they weren't too pleased.)

dgonza36502 17-02-2007 21:34

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We shipped our robot where?:yikes: :yikes: !!!!

supertinni 17-02-2007 21:50

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"Dude, Sigmon, your jacket is like bigger than you, yeah, the robot is over there..." over there was where he was chased down an entire hallway because the camera was tracking his very red jacket...

supertinni 17-02-2007 21:53

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" Hey guys, I told you not to put the 15 pound ziptie on the robot"
-after coming in 15 pounds overweight

MasterZahn 17-02-2007 21:55

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"Sleep... whats that?"

Cuog 17-02-2007 21:56

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"Ok stand Back, I'm not really sure what this thing is gonna do..."

Compnerd 17-02-2007 22:21

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"I just picked it up by that support, and it just snapped off"

"Whoops."

"My Bad"

"THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT!!! I WASN'T INVOLVED!"

alphaone 17-02-2007 22:49

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"oh..."

MishraArtificer 17-02-2007 23:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterZahn (Post 580491)
"Sleep... whats that?"

Oh, I've heard of that! It's something you don't get when the last days of build season are the start of EXAM WEEK!

triggerhappy336 18-02-2007 17:35

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Don't worry, compressor's off.

Don't worry, it's disabled

Don't worry, the fuse is pulled

Twirler 18-02-2007 17:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hiteak (Post 505421)
"I bet it will be underweight when we weigh it"

"What do you mean its 40 pounds overweight!!!!!!"

Haha, that's what we said with last year's bot lol.

DonRotolo 18-02-2007 17:56

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"Don't worry about the weight, we're still under by a lot" (first weighing: 131.6 lbs...)

vivek16 18-02-2007 20:23

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"NO WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HOT GLUE THE GEAR BOX TO THE FRAME!!"

"no more designs with saws, hydraulics or hot rod flames"

Aratarin 18-02-2007 21:16

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Okay.. hit the switch to test the autonomous.....SHUT IT OFF! NOW!!

or another one that came along a bit

Smely91, hit the kill-switch on the control panel so that we can fix this problem..... AHHH! STOP IT BEFORE IT DRIVES OFF THE TABLE!! HIT THE OTHER SWITCH! NOW!!!

After other things like that.. we went and labeled our switches so i wouldn't get run over again.

Cuog 18-02-2007 21:19

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"oo whats this switch do?"
"don't touch it"
"I suddenly feel compelled to touch it..."


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