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Joe_Widen 29-05-2006 23:59

Famous Last Words
 
What are your famous last words?

"given enough time, resources, pizza, and Dew... "

This is pretty much team 1675's motto.

Morgan Gillespie 30-05-2006 00:02

Re: Famous Last Words
 
What do you mean by last words?

{First post of the day! On the east coast!}

Tytus Gerrish 30-05-2006 00:02

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Heh!, that didn't work.... Whats plan B?"

Matt Krass 30-05-2006 00:13

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"It's alright, the dongle's set to disable"
followed by
"What do you mean the labels reversed?"

and my favorite:
"You got the camera to track my what?!"

Hiteak 30-05-2006 00:19

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"I bet it will be underweight when we weigh it"

"What do you mean its 40 pounds overweight!!!!!!"

Joe Matt 30-05-2006 00:21

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"He has a competiton and a girlfriend, you have nothing, you're editing."

Jeremiah Johnson 30-05-2006 00:23

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"We ran out of places to put holes??!!"

"Have no fear, Budda's here!"

Timmyd 30-05-2006 00:31

Re: Famous Last Words
 
TIM! SHUT UP AND CAD!
(i got that one wayyyy too many times)

"see this is why you cannt have a girlfreind , and if any of you think of getting one next year forget about it"

"yeah im sure it will work"..."if it doesnt you're fixng it"...(a long while later) "good job Donnelly"

Arkorobotics 30-05-2006 01:33

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"Are you sure it's unplugged?" ZZZZZ!!!!!

miketwalker 30-05-2006 02:52

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Don't worry about putting it on blocks, I only changed a minor line in the code."

RJ at the 2004 design meeting on ComBBAT: "I've got an idea, let's have large flaps open to catch all the balls."

NoodleKnight 30-05-2006 03:00

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Hey guys, watch this!"

-or-

"Woah, that was weird... let's do it again!"

KenWittlief 30-05-2006 09:34

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Dont worry, we can fix that in SW"

or

"Dont worry, we can fix that at the regional!"

Tazlikesrobots 30-05-2006 10:14

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Don't worry. I know what I am doing!"

"Hey y'all watch this!" followed by "Is his hair supposed to smoke like that?"

Cuog 30-05-2006 18:48

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"oops" need I say more?

ChucKZiM 30-05-2006 18:59

Re: Famous Last Words
 
i guess this one is the most used
"it wasn't me, i swear"

Koko Ed 30-05-2006 19:03

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Gimmie a number two with fries...."


It'll be the end of us all.

Nuttyman54 30-05-2006 19:18

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"That is SOOO going on the Cheif Delphi quotes thread" followed by my being pummelled with POOF balls until I say I won't do it.

ScoutingNerd175 30-05-2006 19:30

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"It'll just mean a little weight reduction"

"Don't worry, I've done this hundreds of times."

"We've been using the same roller system since 1996, we know how to do it."

"I'll be right back, just keep wiring while I'm gone."

"Don't worry, I'm sure I got the code right this time."

"You'll only be missing a few students."

"I don't need to label it, I'll remember what it does."

"We don't need a list for picking, we're seeded 12th."

Morgan Gillespie 30-05-2006 21:18

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Why isn't it working!?"
"AOL has encountered an error"

anna~marie 30-05-2006 21:21

Re: Famous Last Words
 
PC load letter?? What the *beep* does that mean?!!

No, for real, my famous last words are more or less:
wow, that looks fun! or I wonder...

Rosiebotboss 30-05-2006 21:29

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"You can't fix everything with a keystroke." --John Burns

Nuttyman54 30-05-2006 21:36

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Though of some more:
Half listening "yeah....yeah....just go do it"
...5 minutes later...
"WAIT WHAT???"

Rick TYler 30-05-2006 23:01

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"More speed holes!"

"Don't sweat it -- it's only software."

"Does the display read 8.4 volts again?"

"We're too close for tetras, switching to Poof balls."

"Shut up, we've already decided how to do it."

"NO HOLONOMIC DRIVE THIS YEAR!!"

Joe Troy 30-05-2006 23:39

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"That'll never break!"

Mr. Freeman 31-05-2006 00:44

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Of course it'll work" - Anyone

"I can't find my diet wild cherry Pepsi" - software mentor. (Work tends to slow down when this mentor doesn't have diet wild cherry Pepsi, kind of like everyone else with mountain dew)

"You did make sure you commented out the call to the shooter function right?" -mentor
Followed by: "Yeah, of course" -Um... not me ;)
Followed by: "HEADS UP!!!!" -Whoever turned the bot on

Last one actually happened at our regional, we never found the poofball that landed in someone's pit across an isle. Good thing is, no one seemed to notice.

Another famous quote I read somewhere was from someone sitting on the electric chair about to be executed and when asked for any last words said "I did not receive my spaghetti-Os last night, I received spaghetti. I want the papers to know this"

Joe J. 31-05-2006 07:37

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"Doesn't work? Well, crush it in the vice and call it a day!"

"I'M A FREAKIN' MENTOR I CAN WALK ON FREAKIN' WATER" -Not2b

"Hey guys watch this."

"Aaaaaaaaand your done"

"Whats the worse that could happen?"

prettycolors91 31-05-2006 16:40

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"What do you mean you forgot to save the chairmans submission??!???"

"You did WHAT in the break room?"

"What do you mean bretts arm is stuck inside the vending machine?"

anna~marie 31-05-2006 16:42

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by prettycolors91

"What do you mean bretts arm is stuck inside the vending machine?"

"Anna, you have long arms. We need you in the break room"

Branden Ghena 31-05-2006 17:00

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"It'll be close enough...won't it?"

JaneYoung 31-05-2006 17:04

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna~marie
"Anna, you have long arms. We need you in the break room"

This is great, Anna!

The one that I always ask is:

"Who is tall? I need someone tall for just-a-minute."

hoorayforpink 31-05-2006 17:05

Re: Famous Last Words
 
'you ever get that feeling that your team lost and when ypu look at the scoreboard your like whoa and then darn'

that was sad day :( :yikes:

ducttapehaxor 31-05-2006 18:32

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"Your sure this is wired with the correct polarity, right?"
"Which motor was left side again?"

Wayne C. 31-05-2006 19:04

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"I bet you I can beat it"

"What's this button for?"

" Awww- isnt it cute?"

" No, it isn't loaded."

" Only the red ones are poisonous"

"I'm sure I cooked it enough"

"No pain, no gain"

"Of course its locked"

"Sure I'm passing"

"Is it supposed to be moving?"

:cool: WC

Koko Ed 31-05-2006 19:41

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Sitting here in Avalon, looking at the pouring rain
Summertime has come and gone and everybody's home again
Closing down for the season, I found the last of the souvenirs
I can still taste the wedding cake and it's sweet after all these years

These are the last words I have to say
That's why this took so long to write
There will be other words some other day
But that's the story of my life

There's comfot in my coffee cup and apples in the early fall
They're pulling all the moorings up and gathering at the Legion Hall
They swept away all the streamers after the Labor Day parade
Nothing left for a dream now, only one final serenade

And these are the last words I have to say
Before another age goes by
With all those other songs I'll have to play
But that's the story of my life

And it's so clear standing here where I am
Ain't that what justice is for?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a $@#$@#$@#$@# anymore

Stack the chairs on the table tops
Hang the sheets on the chandeliers
It slows down but it never stops
Ain't it sweet after all these years

And these are the last words I have to say
It's always hard to say goodbye
But now it's time to put this book away
Ain't that the story of my life

JulieB 31-05-2006 21:39

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Okay guys I am enabling the robot. Honestly I have know idea what it is doing to do. SO MOVE!!"
-Amos 538's programmer

Then the robot drives of the cart not the smartest thing we have done before.

santosh 31-05-2006 21:52

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"The robot WILL be completely finished by week 5"
"The robot WILL be completely finished by VCU"
"The robot WILL be completely finished by Peachtree"
"The robot WILL be completely finished by Championships"
"The robot WILL be completely finished by the 1st outreach event..."

"WHAT, you got into the shop through the roof?!?!?"

Hiteak 31-05-2006 21:55

Re: Famous Last Words
 
It looks like Lexan, so it must be Lexan.

Rohith Surampudi 31-05-2006 21:58

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"I'm going to need a Sawsall(reciprocating saw) and lots of Duct Tape"

JC-75 31-05-2006 22:14

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"dont worry, i do this all the time"

Cptn Patches537 31-05-2006 22:33

Re: Famous Last Words
 
::Mentors arguing about what design to go with::, students come in "Uh Jeff, we just ordered the parts"

"FIRE!!!",...."why isnt it firing"

"waddaya mean were building without a final design"

"thats how weve always done it"

"when the robot is on, all hands are to be out of the drivetrain"

Pat McCarthy 31-05-2006 22:45

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"Hmm, gimme a minute to CAD that out..."

RoboMadi 31-05-2006 23:11

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"We are shipping our robot on a prime odd numbered days where the distance from the earth and the sun can be divided evenly by the square of the distance between the moon and the earth. Someone said after six weeks, but thats just sounds weird."

prettycolors91 01-06-2006 15:23

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by anna~marie
"Anna, you have long arms. We need you in the break room"

"Darn, the magazine isn't long enough. Megan, go steal a hanger and we can untwist it and maybe then it will be the right shape to get the coke out. Anna, quit complaining, we'll get your arm out of there in a minute. No it won't bruise! TRUST me!"

"Just trust me...I KNOW what I'm doing"

DonRotolo 01-06-2006 20:42

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Yeah, it's switched off"

santosh 01-06-2006 20:53

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"OH MY GOD YOU ARE ABOUT TO HIT THE SCHOOL BOARD SUPERINTENDANT WITHT THE ROBOT, DISABLE"

Not2B 01-06-2006 20:54

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"We don't have any steel - It's all aluminum sheet."

Ah, the reason the 2003 robot was so heavy...

ChuckDickerson 01-06-2006 21:01

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Hold this a second for me, I've got an idea."

"I think this will work. Ooops, I guess not."

Mr. Freeman 01-06-2006 23:03

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Of course I'll be careful with the torch"
-Can't quite remember who said that

jparkteach 07-06-2006 06:38

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"We would have definitely won that match if the battery hadn't fallen out!!"

John Gutmann 07-06-2006 08:14

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jparkteach
"We would have definitely won that match if the battery hadn't fallen out!!"

"This one little change NOT change the robot. It will work perfectly after this."

"We totally would have won if the robot was on"

Qbranch 09-06-2006 19:08

Re: Famous Last Words
 
. . "the hopper weighs 15lbs? thats ok, we'll build a new one out of cardboard"


and

. . "the camera's tracking!! oh no. there it goes looking at the floor again."


and, at nationals, after the robot was at the floor:

. . "WHAT?! you didnt put the set screw back in the shooter wheel?!


and, from the off season repair of last year's robot:

. . "we don't need the target light anymore... let's put the cathode lights under the robot!!! :D "

great thread idea whoever started this

-Q

RoboMom 09-06-2006 19:42

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Don't worry Ms. Jenny, of course the robot will fit in the [RoboMom] van." (Actually it did, in about 4 pieces)

Billfred 09-06-2006 21:04

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Actually asked by a member of M.A.R.S. at the Mission Mayhem drivers' meeting:

"Are we gonna have a rain delay?"

(He then asked me that again once all heck had broken loose. I threw my penalty flags at him.)

artdutra04 09-06-2006 22:06

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Really, this'll only take five minutes!"

DevilChild 10-06-2006 14:59

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"So, you're a cannibal."
"The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I not supposed to touch again?"
"I've seen this done on TV."
"This doesn't taste right... ah! Aluminum shavings!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
"I've got a good feeling about this!"
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"Well, we've made it this far."
"That's odd."

Fumbling Pirate 10-06-2006 15:05

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"At least I don't think its set to autonomous..."
"Its okay, I'll just take it apart and put it back together again"

Daisy 10-06-2006 16:07

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Of course, I sautered. Why wouldn't I sautered? I always sautered! I know how to sauter"

"Did you turn it on?"

"...Of course I turned it on"

<-- Explaining the reason why our toggle switch wasn't working.

DevilChild 10-06-2006 18:54

Re: Famous Last Words
 
I forgot my personal favourite...
"What do you mean you can't put lightening holes in the transmission?!"

Mike Schroeder 10-06-2006 22:51

Re: Famous Last Words
 
i am suprised no one said this yet.....


famous last words:

Ouch
or
Yipe

Athleticgirl389 11-06-2006 00:23

Re: Famous Last Words
 
As a mentor on our team told myself and my friend...

"I'm Not Approving... But I'm Not Disapproving. Ya Do What Ya Gotta Do."

Donut 11-06-2006 01:11

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Are you sure you want to try the suicidal ramming mode autonomous? I haven't tested it yet." -2004 at Nats, we proceeded to ram the ramp at full speed and bend a caster that took 30 minutes to hammer back into place

"Of course the camera lens is off."

Gabe 11-06-2006 01:36

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Who put Loctite on this?"

Another good one...

"Ouch!"
"Are you okay?"
"Of course not! Didn't you hear me?"

Kyle Love 11-06-2006 02:02

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"HEY YA'LL! WATCH THIS!!!!"

Rohith Surampudi 11-06-2006 02:58

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"ummm do we have a fire extinguisher?"
"your sure this is safe right?"

mechanicalbrain 11-06-2006 12:28

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Coarse I wired it correctly"
"Darn, dropped the screw driver in the disposal. Hey Hun, could you hit the light?"
"Hey lets test the new programming!"

hoorayforpink 11-06-2006 12:32

Re: Famous Last Words
 
'I think theres a drain underneath the field right here'-one of our mentors before it started raining at mission mayhem :yikes:

jcatt 15-06-2006 20:11

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Some of our team favorites

"We don't need no stinking...(Place item here)"
"Sure...the animation will be finnished"
"Becuase it looks cool"
"I'll make it fit" ....runs for hammer
"I think the battery is charged"

and when the entire team does something stupid our mentor goes:

"Thats my team"

Joe J. 15-06-2006 20:37

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Philmont629
"Whats the worse that could happen?"

Not2b informed me that I didn't finish the quote...

"Whats the worse that could happen? It falls and hits some kid?"

Good enough for goverment work!

"Don't worry- the animal crackers are safe."

"The next person who says duct tape I'm comming over to and kicking" -Not2b

"I am like an all powerful warlord" -Not2b

Rohith Surampudi 17-06-2006 15:14

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"I wonder if we can get it to lock onto MOE" :p

-Just kidding, we still still love you guys

Wayne C. 17-06-2006 17:25

Re: Famous Last Words
 
for those who like last words (although topical)

http://www.eclipse.net/~srudy/flw/flw0250.html

Kyle A 17-06-2006 18:38

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The robot is off, right.

Don't worry I'll caught you.

(after power goes out) Dang it I didnt save 4 hours of work.

Libby K 17-06-2006 22:38

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"yeah, it[the robot]'s off."

"OF COURSE i tested the autonomous!"

[note: NJ regional practice rounds....we took the middle position and slammed another team's robot straight into the corner goal during autonomous, disabling their robot, delaying the schedule while field crew had to remount the sensor.]

JoeXIII'007 17-06-2006 23:03

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"It wasn't me." (after I had plugged in an IR sensor wrong back in 2004, and officially burnt it out).

edit: oops, that one is taken, I'll have to try another one

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and I go insane. (after last year, our robot almost capped center in autonomous)

under breath: **** (after any bad news that may take a long while to fix to good. Pick any four letter word at random)

irishninja 18-06-2006 09:02

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Yeah it works. Well, at least, it should work. I programmed/built/designed it to work. It works.

Nuttyman54 18-06-2006 13:06

Re: Famous Last Words
 
While sitting in the pits after the robot was taken to the queue
Person A: "You put the setscrew back in the transmission, right?"
Person B: "I thought that was your job....."

Athleticgirl389 24-11-2006 09:23

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"So we can't get the door open. Jon, grab the smallest freshman you can and let's throw em through the window!"

Shockingly enough, the smallest freshman raised his hand and throught we were serious :D

taylort 24-11-2006 11:56

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Hey, you, catch!"

"That's not my camera, is it?"

Just a few from the pre-season. :]

Éowyn 24-11-2006 16:33

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Asking a mentor to do something X 5 times in < 30 minutes = instant death. :D

=Martin=Taylor= 24-11-2006 18:59

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Of course an AC motor will run off of DC..."

That was the last thing that motor heard :(

JBotAlan 25-11-2006 10:40

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Me as a freshman - "Oh, I forgot to zero out those PWM outputs. Let me do that real quick" followed by "Okay, reset it" followed by ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz and a bunch of screams--the first time my program ever bruised anyone...

"Heads up" - our captain (when I was on 1140) was shaking the tether cable, which was faulty because it got caught in a chain. We got power to the OI but no signal. After shaking it for a few seconds, we got signal, and our joysticks were so far out of calibration that the arm came to life and our claw swiped a scratch right across the back of the safety judge's hand. "There goes our safety award"

"Let's see if this works"

"It should work"

Our team leader "What will this autonomous do?" followed by me "Umm....I think....no wait....ummm...let's see"

"This auton will be sweet" ten seconds before the bot flies at 12ft/sec into the opposite end of the field, literally throwing the main battery out onto the field. It was supposed to shift down.

"Yeah, I charged up the pneumatics!"

JBot

team1852 25-11-2006 22:41

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"why won't it move?"

- followed by -

"details ... details"

Travis Covington 26-11-2006 00:50

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Eh, good enough!"

Pavan Dave 26-11-2006 02:07

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"PAVAN@@@@!!!!!!"

"PAAAAAA-VAAAAAA-NNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I wonder who that was?"


Those are common to our robotics team. I am Pavan. Although I can break anything on our robot, I can fix everything on it as well, because if I couldn't, I would be in a lot of pain. ;)

-Pavan

Gabe 26-11-2006 02:28

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

Classic!

Viper37 26-11-2006 17:22

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Yeah we beat last years Hotel Jacuzzi record by 1 person!"
"Maximum occupancy 4..."
"Guys, why is the bottom of the Jacuzzi feel like its bending?"
"Because we have 11 too many people in this thing!"

Viper37 26-11-2006 17:30

Re: Famous Last Words
 
and my favorite:

"Matt you've gotta push that thing out of the way!"
"$@#$@#$@#$@# THE TORPEDO'S, FULL SPEED AHEAD!"
15 seconds later - "Michelle why isnt the camera working?"
"Because the camera is busy tracking something.."
"What is it tracking Michelle...?"
"The robot that just ran it over..."

I stare at Michelle then turn back to the match. "Hey that was my camera.. RAMMING SPEED!"


too much fun.

Eric W. Jones 27-11-2006 11:01

Re: Famous Last Words
 
of course I fixed the code! It'll work now!

Billfred 27-11-2006 11:16

Re: Famous Last Words
 
(This happened while queued for a practice match at Palmetto this year)

1293's programmer: "Quick, connect this up to the program port!" (He tosses a program cable from the laptop over the arena floor's wall)
Me: "What's this?"
Programmer: "It's the camera code so we can shoot."
Me: "We're about to go out for a match!"
Programmer: "Just connect it up!"

(We connect the cable and download the new program, then angle the robot so the camera's not pointing directly at the center goal just to be sure it's doing what it's supposed to do. As the match begins, the drive team watches with horror as Chomp speeds off full tilt in a straight line, ramming 1618's robot that happened to be there. The damage was minimal to both robots, thankfully. We ran the second match with the robot pointed at the field barrier behind us for autonomous.)

underwood 27-11-2006 11:29

Re: Famous Last Words
 
'leave the drivetrain, its fine!'
'wait, I was supposed to use steel rivets?!?'

surprisingly, one that didnt end badly:
'meh, close enough.'
(i'm a precision engineer :yikes: )

Stuart 27-11-2006 12:53

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"ok I fixed the problem"

sarcasticmadnes 28-11-2006 14:35

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"Why won't you (the robot) work?!!" (while kicking the crate) :D

GRaduns340 28-11-2006 14:43

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Oh, you meant that code?

James1902 28-11-2006 17:59

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Florida Finals: "Yeah the wheels look great"
Archimedes Finals: "The wheels wouldn't break twice in one season"

"I can't figure out what's wrong, Robbie get the hammer"

IraJason 28-11-2006 21:26

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Student 1: Are you sure it's ok that I use this peice of driveshaft for my physics catapult?
Student 2: Sure. Nothing will happen to it...

Later that day

Student 1: Um... Kressly, do you still want this driveshaft now that it's bent?
Kressly: What driveshaft?

Eric W. Jones 29-11-2006 10:53

Re: Famous Last Words
 
what do you mean the motor's getting hot?

underwood 30-11-2006 11:46

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"wait, I dont think those are the power pins..."

explanation: my laptop died, so i borrowed a hardrive-usb adapter cable from our head of electronics. while setting it up, he plugs the power clip over the wrong pins!*bzzt* shorts out the adapter....luckily, somehow fixed the hardrive.....

JWSnedden 30-11-2006 20:42

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"A truck!"

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"I could have sworn bone could stop a chainsaw..."

Kellen Hill 30-11-2006 20:45

Re: Famous Last Words
 
Oh look it's a dolphin!

Charger_07 30-11-2006 21:39

Re: Famous Last Words
 
"It wasnt me" as some 80-20 fell off the table, and then i ended up knocking some on the floor

"I will be fine in flip flops" before dropping the vice grips on my foot

Kyle A 30-11-2006 22:24

Re: Famous Last Words
 
talking to lego kids.
"You really should test that on the floor"
"NO it will be fine on the table"


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