CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Wait, there's been a hundred of these things? :ahh: It seems like just yesterday Jeff Waegelin was making jokes about stuffing Amanda from 179 into a trash bag with one of SPAM's 5-point balls.

Here's the scores:

And this week's picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24644?

As always, the deadline is Saturday night at midnight EDT. (Scoring may be slightly delayed as a result of traveling back from Mission Mayhem.)

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

"I'll teach you to give me a burn award!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

"It was Jessica Boucher, with the clipboard, playing 'Whack the Billfred' in the courtyard!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Jess tried and tried, but no matter how much she hit Billfred, he didn't shrink to her height.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Jess in her best Wizard of Oz voice: I'll get you my pretty -

Billfred in his best SNL voice: oh nooooooo Mr. Bill - wait, that's me -
I'm Mr. Billfred - oh nooooooooo Mr. Billfred -

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

"Keep your hands off my hair! Grow your own!"

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No more caption contests with me in them!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Whack!!!

You just had to stand in front of me during the opening ceromonies!

Whack!!!

How was I supposed to see what was going on!?

Whack!!!

And no, I don't have a 'pet door' in the door to my apartment!

W - H - A - C - K ! ! !

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Billfred "No more rule changes. I refuse more changes"

Jessica "You'll read them, call them and like it OR I'll use this clip board to push them in and I'll like it"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

... and I was always told that it was the boys who teased the girls when they liked them ...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Billfred and Jessica reenacting the peasant scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Billfred: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Jessica: "Bloody ref!"
Billfred: "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn't you?"

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"Attention students, this picture does not resemble any form of gracious professionalism"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Billfred: "Ouch!!!" :D :D :D

(I'm out of school and can't think of anything that could been said)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Over heard at the 2006 Championship CD-Webhug:

Bill: “ Hi I’m Bill, Hi I’m Bill, hi I’m Bill……..hi I’m Bill”

Jessica: “ Hi I’m Jessica!”

Bill: “Oh…. So you are Jessica…. hm…. I always imagine you to be taller.”

Whack!!!!
;)

Not an entry> sorry Jessica!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Maybe if Jessica whacks Billfred enough, they'll be the same height.