Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

... and this completes our lesson on the proper way to recruit volunteers using a FIRST Volunteer Coordinator.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Jessica: I'm WHACK going WHACK to WHACK keep WHACK hitting WHACK you WHACK with WHACK this WHACK clipboard WHACK until WHACK you WHACK respect WHACK my WHACK authority!

Billfred: Ok, Ok, OK!

Jessica: Good.

Billfred: I'm still taller than you though.

Jessica: WHACK!

End of submission to contest.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Photoshop Contest #15..."Billfred, you're reusing the same people in pictures over and over."

Photoshop Contest #62..."Billfred, I'm sick of seeing the same people in these pictures."

Photoshop Contest #100....."Oh. So this is what it feels like. Yeah, I'm ready for another picture of Dave."

(but it was a nice quasi-birthday present :))

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

I told you that I would hunt you down and get you good. No one can escape the wrath of my clip board! Now, let's go get some lunch.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Ut oh, now I've got a blood stain on my clipboard. I need another sticker!!



AB

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Seeing as I got a shout-out in this thread, I figured it was time to start playing the game again ;) I won the 1st edition, so here's my shot for the 100th:

Billfred: "Can't.... look... at... stickers. Must... avert... eyes..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

When Kathie realized that Billfred abandoned his post on DaVinci in order to attend the CD Web Hug, she sent Jess out to look for him. Although her directions were, "Use whatever it takes to get him back inside!" she didn't think Jess would resort to violence! :)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Jessica: "Billfred! I haven't seen you in so long! Gimme a hug!"
Billfred: "Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk!"
Jessica: "What? What's wrong?"
Billfred: "You're not... wheeze... wearing... ackkkk... deodorant."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Once the initial concept of the "Whack-A-Billfred" arcade game was conceived, all that remained was the actual development. This process was somewhat crude, but effective, as can be seen in this picture of two WillJess, Inc., employees during early game testing. The game was widely accepted and became an instant cult classic. Unfortunately their next concept, "Hawk-Up-A-Furball," didn't have nearly the same level of commercial success.

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

"Stop....STOP. I don't even know who this "Billferd" is that you speak of. I'm Wiiliam Leverette for goodness sake. Here look at the badg..."

WHACK!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

But this midevil clash between good and evil is a bit different... The knight has no armor, and the dragon is armed with a clipboard. Lets see how it ends.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Jess: "look out theres a couple of torsos on your shoulder! One of them it trying to reach into your ear!"
billfred: "ahh get it!!!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Jess:"I dont care what my name tag says, I AM JVN, OBEY"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

"Billfred, GET DOWN HERE!"

<not entry>Happy 100th Caption Contest! May someone hit you with a clipboard 100 times. Oh wait...</not entry>