Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Billfred: "So, uh, I was talking with my 1293 students the other day, and they can't stop praising the Christmas cookies you sent me over the Holidays. It turns out they are great for filing down metal burrs. They also make the perfect ammo for keeping our shop's rat problem in check. I just wanted to thank you again for such a thoughtful gift!"

Jessica: "Oh that's so.....nice.......of.............you.............. ...........Billfred. Say, would you like to see my 'Board of Education'? Here, take a good, close look. Now here's your next lesson, jerk!"

Billfred: "Hee hee hee, that tickles! I've been hit in the head by one of your cookies (this explains a lot about me, by the way); compared to that pain, nothing even comes close!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Can you believe they misspelled "billfred" on the nametag?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

This year the FIRST Championship was gripped with fear as a rash of clipboard attacks broke out. It seemed that no one was safe from this small woman's fury, not even FVC officials. "I still can't believe that much anger could come from such a small person" said Billfred, pictured below.

Moments after taking this picture, our cameraman too felt the wrath of the clipboard maniac.
Although there have not yet been any arrests, authorities have identified the woman responsible for these vicious attacks as a fellow volunteer, and are close to... hey, who's there? YOU! I knew it! Wait, what are you doing?! NOOOOO....!!
(WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Man, this world is nuts. Get back into Columbia at 2:00 AM from Mission Mayhem after four days without internet access (other than sneaking it from the RTS computers), sleep until noon, get to work, and as I was about to leave, this massive thunderstorm has walloped downtown. (For reference, the intensity of this thunderstorm made the one that flooded Mission Mayhem look like drizzle.) Once I get back home, the lights are out. So we get dinner and see Cars (which is a great movie), get home, and the lights come back on within fifteen minutes. It was like The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and The Gary Dillard Rule hit within the same 24 hours.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Cody C
2) Rich Kressly
3) Rick TYler
4) Jay H 237
5) anna~marie
6) KathieK (grumble grumble practice match grumble grumble...;))
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) Andy Baker
9) calhounian
10) skimoose
11) robotcanuck1676
12) Jessica Boucher
13) EddieMcD
14) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward (finally)!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Bill, where do you get the energy?
I expected Contest#100's judging would be delayed due to the rain!
Nice work at Mayhem.
:)