CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #100
 

Wait, there's been a hundred of these things? :ahh: It seems like just yesterday Jeff Waegelin was making jokes about stuffing Amanda from 179 into a trash bag with one of SPAM's 5-point balls.

Here's the scores:

And this week's picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24644?

As always, the deadline is Saturday night at midnight EDT. (Scoring may be slightly delayed as a result of traveling back from Mission Mayhem.)

Go!

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"I'll teach you to give me a burn award!"

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"It was Jessica Boucher, with the clipboard, playing 'Whack the Billfred' in the courtyard!"

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Jess tried and tried, but no matter how much she hit Billfred, he didn't shrink to her height.

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Jess in her best Wizard of Oz voice: I'll get you my pretty -

Billfred in his best SNL voice: oh nooooooo Mr. Bill - wait, that's me -
I'm Mr. Billfred - oh nooooooooo Mr. Billfred -

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"Keep your hands off my hair! Grow your own!"

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No more caption contests with me in them!

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Whack!!!

You just had to stand in front of me during the opening ceromonies!

Whack!!!

How was I supposed to see what was going on!?

Whack!!!

And no, I don't have a 'pet door' in the door to my apartment!

W - H - A - C - K ! ! !

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Billfred "No more rule changes. I refuse more changes"

Jessica "You'll read them, call them and like it OR I'll use this clip board to push them in and I'll like it"

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... and I was always told that it was the boys who teased the girls when they liked them ...

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Billfred and Jessica reenacting the peasant scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Billfred: "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Jessica: "Bloody ref!"
Billfred: "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn't you?"

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"Attention students, this picture does not resemble any form of gracious professionalism"

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Billfred: "Ouch!!!" :D :D :D

(I'm out of school and can't think of anything that could been said)

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Over heard at the 2006 Championship CD-Webhug:

Bill: “ Hi I’m Bill, Hi I’m Bill, hi I’m Bill……..hi I’m Bill”

Jessica: “ Hi I’m Jessica!”

Bill: “Oh…. So you are Jessica…. hm…. I always imagine you to be taller.”

Whack!!!!
;)

Not an entry> sorry Jessica!

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Maybe if Jessica whacks Billfred enough, they'll be the same height.

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... and this completes our lesson on the proper way to recruit volunteers using a FIRST Volunteer Coordinator.

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Jessica: I'm WHACK going WHACK to WHACK keep WHACK hitting WHACK you WHACK with WHACK this WHACK clipboard WHACK until WHACK you WHACK respect WHACK my WHACK authority!

Billfred: Ok, Ok, OK!

Jessica: Good.

Billfred: I'm still taller than you though.

Jessica: WHACK!

End of submission to contest.

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Photoshop Contest #15..."Billfred, you're reusing the same people in pictures over and over."

Photoshop Contest #62..."Billfred, I'm sick of seeing the same people in these pictures."

Photoshop Contest #100....."Oh. So this is what it feels like. Yeah, I'm ready for another picture of Dave."

(but it was a nice quasi-birthday present :))

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I told you that I would hunt you down and get you good. No one can escape the wrath of my clip board! Now, let's go get some lunch.

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Ut oh, now I've got a blood stain on my clipboard. I need another sticker!!



AB

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Seeing as I got a shout-out in this thread, I figured it was time to start playing the game again ;) I won the 1st edition, so here's my shot for the 100th:

Billfred: "Can't.... look... at... stickers. Must... avert... eyes..."

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When Kathie realized that Billfred abandoned his post on DaVinci in order to attend the CD Web Hug, she sent Jess out to look for him. Although her directions were, "Use whatever it takes to get him back inside!" she didn't think Jess would resort to violence! :)

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Jessica: "Billfred! I haven't seen you in so long! Gimme a hug!"
Billfred: "Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk! Ackkkkkk!"
Jessica: "What? What's wrong?"
Billfred: "You're not... wheeze... wearing... ackkkk... deodorant."

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Once the initial concept of the "Whack-A-Billfred" arcade game was conceived, all that remained was the actual development. This process was somewhat crude, but effective, as can be seen in this picture of two WillJess, Inc., employees during early game testing. The game was widely accepted and became an instant cult classic. Unfortunately their next concept, "Hawk-Up-A-Furball," didn't have nearly the same level of commercial success.

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"Stop....STOP. I don't even know who this "Billferd" is that you speak of. I'm Wiiliam Leverette for goodness sake. Here look at the badg..."

WHACK!!

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But this midevil clash between good and evil is a bit different... The knight has no armor, and the dragon is armed with a clipboard. Lets see how it ends.

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Jess: "look out theres a couple of torsos on your shoulder! One of them it trying to reach into your ear!"
billfred: "ahh get it!!!"

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Jess:"I dont care what my name tag says, I AM JVN, OBEY"

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"Billfred, GET DOWN HERE!"

<not entry>Happy 100th Caption Contest! May someone hit you with a clipboard 100 times. Oh wait...</not entry>

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Billfred: "So, uh, I was talking with my 1293 students the other day, and they can't stop praising the Christmas cookies you sent me over the Holidays. It turns out they are great for filing down metal burrs. They also make the perfect ammo for keeping our shop's rat problem in check. I just wanted to thank you again for such a thoughtful gift!"

Jessica: "Oh that's so.....nice.......of.............you.............. ...........Billfred. Say, would you like to see my 'Board of Education'? Here, take a good, close look. Now here's your next lesson, jerk!"

Billfred: "Hee hee hee, that tickles! I've been hit in the head by one of your cookies (this explains a lot about me, by the way); compared to that pain, nothing even comes close!"

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Can you believe they misspelled "billfred" on the nametag?

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This year the FIRST Championship was gripped with fear as a rash of clipboard attacks broke out. It seemed that no one was safe from this small woman's fury, not even FVC officials. "I still can't believe that much anger could come from such a small person" said Billfred, pictured below.

Moments after taking this picture, our cameraman too felt the wrath of the clipboard maniac.
Although there have not yet been any arrests, authorities have identified the woman responsible for these vicious attacks as a fellow volunteer, and are close to... hey, who's there? YOU! I knew it! Wait, what are you doing?! NOOOOO....!!
(WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!)

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Man, this world is nuts. Get back into Columbia at 2:00 AM from Mission Mayhem after four days without internet access (other than sneaking it from the RTS computers), sleep until noon, get to work, and as I was about to leave, this massive thunderstorm has walloped downtown. (For reference, the intensity of this thunderstorm made the one that flooded Mission Mayhem look like drizzle.) Once I get back home, the lights are out. So we get dinner and see Cars (which is a great movie), get home, and the lights come back on within fifteen minutes. It was like The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and The Gary Dillard Rule hit within the same 24 hours.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Cody C
2) Rich Kressly
3) Rick TYler
4) Jay H 237
5) anna~marie
6) KathieK (grumble grumble practice match grumble grumble...;))
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) Andy Baker
9) calhounian
10) skimoose
11) robotcanuck1676
12) Jessica Boucher
13) EddieMcD
14) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward (finally)!

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Bill, where do you get the energy?
I expected Contest#100's judging would be delayed due to the rain!
Nice work at Mayhem.
:)