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"Well, I have no idea what the heck is going on, I just play an engineer on TV. Lets cut our losses boys and head to Hooters for some wings."

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Dave: I cant believe I dropped the donut in the robot.
Kid on left: I really cant see it, are you sure you dropped it in the robot?
Dave: I think I know what I did. I know I dropped it in the robot!
Kid with hat: Uhm Dave...I just looked at the "pit tape" you ate the donut
Dave: OH YEAH

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Kid on left:what do you mean there are donuts in there, and the robot doesnt work, i dont see any doughnuts

Kid in back: look theres one,::looks up::

Kid on left: where

Kid in back: it was just there, look another ::looks up::

kid on left: yea i see it, hey doesnt that box say property of Krispy Kreme on it, wait this isnt our robot, dave you shipped a Krispy Kreme doughnut maker here instead?

Dave:::stuffed mouth:: wai dwoth thnow fwath thyou awe thwalkin fabouth

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[not an entry] And the burn award goes to...^ :D [/not an entry]

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Dave: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Frank: I think he's gone loopy, I know how to fix it... go get me the biggest hammer we've got.
HAL: Wait, you weren't goi... dang it, I need to learn to shutup.

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KIDS: Dave, why do you have to put exactly 116 hairs from your head in a heart-shaped locket beside the brain every time we go out on the field?


DAVE: BECAUSE I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you've got something between your ears, you can figure out what's needed to go between that robots eyes! :p

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116's answer to everything:

'Oops....'

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Dave: "Guys, my wife is walking this way.
Quickly, cover up this taffeta ball bag I gave you to replace that cheap canvas ball bag.
She may recognize her old puffy poodle dress from high school."

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Dave: OK, now this is how this works. You place a dozen Krispy Kremes inside this converter compartment, press this button, and Voila! Instant energy! Who needs batteries?

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Dave (singing): "Hop on my robot it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail..."
Baxter (joining him): "and we're headin' on down to the Snack Bar..."
Dave and Baxter together: "Snack Bar baaabeeee!"
Justin: "Uh... you guys do know that the snack bar is only 30 feet away..."
Dave: "Your point being?"
Baxter (still singing): "Snack Bar, baby Snack Bar..."
Justin: "Won't it take 40 minutes to ride the robot there?"
Dave: "So? Look, are you coming or not?"
Justin: "Okay!"
Baxter (caterwauling away): "Bang bang bang...."
Dave: "On the frame baby"
Baxter and Justin: "Bang bang"
Dave: "Your what?"
Baxter and Justin: "Ro-bot... rusted!"
All three: "Snack bar, baby, snack bar, yeah that's where it's at..."

Moral of this story: Why do things the easy way when you can do it with a robot?

<not an entry> my apology goes out to the B-52s for the mangalization of their song<not and entry>

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DAVE: So, Arthrur Dutra thinks he can show up my coke and mentos video? We'll see about that. Ok...I'm going to drop it in, and then you guys push the button to fire it!

GUY IN HAT: Hey, a Krispy Kreme!

DAVE: MINE!!!!!

BOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE: Oops. I guess that bottle flew further than I thought it would.

Seven months later...

NASA CONTROLLER: Hey, sir! We just lost contact with Spirit!

DAVE: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! My car!

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"Um, Dave we appreciate your input, but aren't you emceeing on the field in five minutes?"

"Yeah, but this is an easy fix. You see on the MER robots..."

"Oh man Dave, not with the Mars crap again. Can you please go see if Dean needs you to guest speak somewhere that requires you to get on his jet, now?"

"Do you little punks have any clue what I do every day?"

"Yes Dave, you're an administrator. Now, go back to your office and work on the budget. We'll let you know when to come back here and take all of the credit."

[not an entry] I may need to turn in my decoder ring after this one ;) [/not an entry]

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Dave " Why the heck do I always see myself being place into these caption contest by Billfred? Maybe I should get my Hawaiian gear on again and RUN AWAY!

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Boy-in-the-hat: I think I see the head!
Dave: Congratulations, Ma'am. It's a Poof ball.