Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102

Well, I've survived the 30-something-hour trip to Maine (alright, it's really only 20 or so, but I gave myself a nice layover in NYC), and am finally getting into the swing of things up here.

With that said, since I did fudge the deadline this week, I suppose it's time for an additional rule...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Life-Is-Too-Short-To-Nit-Pick Rule

While Billfred says the deadline is at a certain point in time, there is inevitably a span of time between that deadline and when he actually sits down to judge the contest. If you can get an entry in during that span of time, lucky you.

With that said, first place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by George1902

Boy-in-the-hat: I think I see the head!
Dave: Congratulations, Ma'am. It's a Poof ball.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

In the not-so-distant future, Dave is about to realize his ultimate success as a NASA engineer:

Dave: Huzzah! After years of spending thousands of dollars of government money on this project, I am almost done building my robot.....my GIRRRRRRL robot! You two young whippersnappers go cut off all of Heidi's hair while I duct tape my dentures to the front of Charlene's frame.

Kid 1: Uh, Dave, aren't your false teeth kinda important for things like eating and such?

Dave: Don't you worry, sonny. NASA paid for me to have a set of gold teeth made - they'll really help me complete my pimp look, yo. Now run along - Grandpa Lavery has some work to do.....*removes teeth, accidentally drops them into robot*. Well, shoooot!

Kid 2, looking into robot: Uh, Dave, your dentures are stuck in Charlene's right drivetrain gearbox.

Dave: So they are! I reckon you'll reach down in there and pluck 'em out; my arthritis is actin' up.

Kid 2: Uh, um, I can't....I'm allergic to grease. *Whispering to Kid 1* Quick, go get Sean and tell him his dad is having one of his episodes again!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) Kyle A
3) robotcanuck1676
4) MissInformation
5) KathieK
6) Rich Wong
7) Jane
8) skimoose
9) Rick TYler
10) Jay H 237
11) Matt Krass
12) EddieMcD
13) miketwalker
14) Cody C
15) Joe Matt

And the burn award goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

"Um, Dave we appreciate your input, but aren't you emceeing on the field in five minutes?"

"Yeah, but this is an easy fix. You see on the MER robots..."

"Oh man Dave, not with the Mars crap again. Can you please go see if Dean needs you to guest speak somewhere that requires you to get on his jet, now?"

"Do you little punks have any clue what I do every day?"

"Yes Dave, you're an administrator. Now, go back to your office and work on the budget. We'll let you know when to come back here and take all of the credit."

Which means the scores are:

Code:

T. Hoffman        125

MissInformation        122

EddieMcD        104

Rich Wong        94

Dlavery        91

Al Skierkiewicz        90

Jay Trzaskos        86

EricH        85

Gary Dillard        83

Icurtis        81

Jay H 237        81

Koko Ed        81

Wayne Doenges        81

Nehalita        78

Andy Baker        73

KathieK        70

Bcahn836        52

Arefin Bari        51

Dorienne 007        48

Joe Matt        46

Goober!!!        44

Artdutra04        42

Conor Ryan        42

DCA Fan        41

Lukevanoort        41

Rich Kressly        41

Andrew Blair        38

EricS-Team180        37

Amanda Morrison        34

Boiler        31

Alex Cormier        30

Xzvrw2        29

Ashley Christine        24

Rick Tyler        22

“Big Mike”        21

1derboy        21

Skimoose        21

Mechanicalbrain        20

Zach Purser        20

Kyle Love        19

Bill_Hancoc        18

Cody C        18

Dillon Compton        18

Jane        18

KenWittlief        18

KarenH        16

anna~marie        15

Tim Delles        15

Danielle H        14

Fruity Pebbles        14

GaryV1188        14

Jessica Boucher        13

Richardp        13

Andrew Rudolph        12

Freddy Schurr        12

JVN        12

Barry Bonzack        11

Dave Scheck        11

Dylan        11

Elgin Clock        11

George1902        11

InfernoX14        11

Kjhobin        11

Mercury Rising        11

Steve W        11

BurningQuestion        10

Lil' Lavery        10

Miketwalker        10

Pat McCarthy        10

Squirrelrock        10

Dan Swando        9

Daniel Brim        9

Greg Needel        9

Kevin Kolodziej        9

Sciencenerd        9

Tiffany34990        9

Irishninja        8

RoboMom        8

Tytus Gerrish        8

Ogre        7

Brandy836        6

DjAlamose        6

Greencactus3        6

MattD1Drift        6

Rohith Surampudi        6

Sciguy125        6

Adam Richards        5

Matt Krass        5

Robotcanuck1676        5

Shyra1353        5

Spears312        5

Wetzel        5

Cyberguy34000        4

Denman        4

huff_dragon        4

Killerofkiller        4

Matt Attallah        4

Meaubry        4

SamS0Fa33O        4

Bemis        3

Beth Sweet        3

Calhounian        3

Kyle        3

RogerR        3

Ryan Foley        3

Sakura141        3

BuddyB309        2

Eria4044        2

Eugenia Gabrielov        2

GraySwandir-75        2

Kyle A        2

Liz C        2

Meredith343MiM        2

Mini-D67        2

Pwilczynski        2

Rohan_DHS        2

Sammy        2

Tomasz Bania        2

114Klutz        1

Ben Lauer        1

Budda648        1

CarpeDiem        1

Courtneyb1023        1

Daisy        1

DevilChild        1

Dubious elise        1

FF_1610_EMT        1

First degree        1

Hillale        1

Jacqui        1

Jeff Waegelin        1

Joe_P.        1

John Wanninger        1

KyleGilbert45        1

Lisa Perez        1

Mr. A        1

Mrblack298        1

Netman85am204        1

Rees2001        1

RoboMadi        1

Saru29        1

Team1591        1

Termite233        1

Timmyd        1

Wilshire        1

Onward!