Chief Delphi

Chief Delphi (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/index.php)
-   Games/Trivia (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=84)
-   -   CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102 (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47962)

Billfred 18-06-2006 19:59
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
...and actually posted on a Sunday!

Here's the scores:

Code:
MissInformation        120
T. Hoffman        120
EddieMcD        102
Rich Wong        92
Dlavery        91
Al Skierkiewicz        90
Jay Trzaskos        86
EricH        85
Gary Dillard        83
Icurtis        80
Wayne Doenges        80
Jay H 237        79
Koko Ed        79
Nehalita        78
Andy Baker        73
KathieK        68
Bcahn836        52
Arefin Bari        50
Dorienne 007        48
Joe Matt        44
Goober!!!        43
Artdutra04        42
Conor Ryan        41
DCA Fan        41
Lukevanoort        40
Andrew Blair        38
Rich Kressly        38
EricS-Team180        36
Amanda Morrison        34
Boiler        31
Alex Cormier        30
Xzvrw2        29
Ashley Christine        24
“Big Mike”        21
1derboy        21
Mechanicalbrain        20
Rick Tyler        20
Zach Purser        20
Kyle Love        19
Skimoose        19
Bill_Hancoc        18
Dillon Compton        18
KenWittlief        18
Cody C        16
Jane        16
KarenH        16
anna~marie        15
Tim Delles        15
Danielle H        14
GaryV1188        14
Fruity Pebbles        13
Jessica Boucher        13
Richardp        13
Andrew Rudolph        12
JVN        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Dave Scheck        11
Elgin Clock        11
Freddy Schurr        11
Kjhobin        11
Mercury Rising        11
BurningQuestion        10
Dylan        10
InfernoX14        10
Lil' Lavery        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
Steve W        10
Dan Swando        9
Daniel Brim        9
Greg Needel        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Sciencenerd        9
Tiffany34990        9
Irishninja        8
Miketwalker        8
RoboMom        8
Tytus Gerrish        8
Ogre        7
Brandy836        6
DjAlamose        6
Greencactus3        6
MattD1Drift        6
Sciguy125        6
Adam Richards        5
Rohith Surampudi        5
Shyra1353        5
Spears312        5
Wetzel        5
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Matt Attallah        4
Meaubry        4
SamS0Fa33O        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
Calhounian        3
Kyle        3
Matt Krass        3
Robotcanuck1676        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Liz C        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Daisy        1
DevilChild        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
George1902        1
Hillale        1
Jacqui        1
Jeff Waegelin        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
RoboMadi        1
Saru29        1
Team1591        1
Termite233        1
Timmyd        1
Wilshire        1
And as much as I wanted to fulfill Miss Boucher's request last week, the events of Mission Mayhem sort of preempted my scheme. But since no off-seasons have been flooded out this week, I can now present our regularly-scheduled picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1170816.html

Now, a slight change to the timetable. This Tuesday night, I leave for a month in the state of Maine. (Nothing like covering functionally the whole east coast by rail within two weeks, let me tell 'ya.) I'm going to be somewhat busy up there teaching kids about the wonders of robots, so to make sure I've got plenty of time to judge, the deadline will be FRIDAY at Midnight EDT. I don't take much pleasure in fiddling with an established deadline, but I also don't take much pleasure in invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. ;)

With that said, go!

Steve W 18-06-2006 20:32
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave shows his adaptability by performing and teaching the delicate art of open robot surgery. The operation was successful and the patient played another day. Please note that this should only be performed by an expert in the right scrubs.

Koko Ed 18-06-2006 20:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 

DAVE: OK kids this is a delicate operation. Any wrong move and six weeks of hard work goes down the drain.
KIDS: Yes, Mr. Lavrey!
DAVE:Wrench...screwdriver...duct tape...
ROBOT:Hey I hope you guys are wearin' gloves n' all. It pays to be sanitary! AHHHGH! Geez your hands are cold!

Goober!!! 18-06-2006 21:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave:Ready, Aim, FIRE!!! :D :D :D
Kid by the shooter: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave:OOPS!!!

Ian Curtis 18-06-2006 21:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Kid in the Hat: Man that was rough! By the time you guys finally got around to opening the crate this morning we where up to our knees in shavings, all fourty seven of the drill batteries you gave us were dead, and all we had left for food was that *looks down cloth thingy* donut. In fact, once we where underway, we realized that we only had 11 dozen instead of 24 dozen we ordered. Know anything about that Dave?

Dave Thinking: Maybe if I hide my face behind this piece of angle iron no one will see the grin on my face. :D

Kyle A 18-06-2006 21:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
KID: Umm Dace shouldn't you turn the robot off before you stick you hands in there?

Dave: I'll be fine it is only for a second.

Kid2: good Job Dave the Saftey Judge just saw you do that, now we will never win the saftey award!!

Conor Ryan 18-06-2006 21:42
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Some Freshman on 116: I'm no genious, but it looks like Dave also has a degree as an Otologist

Dan Petrovic 18-06-2006 21:52
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
"Nah, it looks more like a rabbit than a duck."

Rick TYler 18-06-2006 22:57
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Student: Are you sure we have that bolt tightened, Dave?

Dave: Absolutely. As we say at NASA, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...

Jay H 237 19-06-2006 05:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Kid on left:

"So Dave, what's up with this ball shooter you designed? We can't get this thing to last two minutes for a match but you have no problem getting a rover to last two plus years on Mars!"

Arefin Bari 19-06-2006 09:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave: Kids, make sure this robot doesn't get anywhere close to Tytus and Arefin, oh yea and also make sure that the robot is secured and INSIDE this time at IRI.

<not part of the entry> last year at IRI, team 116 left the robot in the trailer outside in the parking lot. It started raining very badly around 8 p.m. Tytus tried to save the robot. Next morning team 116 walked in with a very soaked robot. That is when Dave said "hmm... water game." </not part of the entry>

EricS-Team180 19-06-2006 12:04
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
<Robot> "woooohooohooo! that tickles, Dave!"

Matt Krass 19-06-2006 17:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Student on top: This is such a mess! Ugh!
Student on left: Dave, the robot isn't meant to shoot Krispy Kreme's in to your mouth!
Dave: I really didn't expect it to get stuck like that...

Dylan 19-06-2006 18:00
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Kid in hat: Ok, I see where the ball is stuck...

Kid on left: Is that a Krispy Kreme?!

Kid in hat: Dave, how many times have we told you not to feed the robot!!

Kid on left: Yea Dave, you'll make the robot overweight!

Dave: But it looked hungry...

Robot: Mmm... glazed.

Wayne Doenges 19-06-2006 19:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave: "We will be attempting to transfer Einstein's brain into our robot."
Student on left: "Is that legal? I don't think a brain was in the KOP."
Dave: "You let me worry about that. I write the rules so I can change the rules."
Dave: "First attach the speech center to the speaker."
Robot: "Das ist gut. Ich bin ser gluchlich (sp?)."
Student with hat: "Oh great, it speaks only german. We're doomed."

Joe Matt 19-06-2006 20:00
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
"Well, I have no idea what the heck is going on, I just play an engineer on TV. Lets cut our losses boys and head to Hooters for some wings."

Michelle Celio 19-06-2006 20:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave: I cant believe I dropped the donut in the robot.
Kid on left: I really cant see it, are you sure you dropped it in the robot?
Dave: I think I know what I did. I know I dropped it in the robot!
Kid with hat: Uhm Dave...I just looked at the "pit tape" you ate the donut
Dave: OH YEAH

Rohith Surampudi 19-06-2006 20:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Kid on left:what do you mean there are donuts in there, and the robot doesnt work, i dont see any doughnuts

Kid in back: look theres one,::looks up::

Kid on left: where

Kid in back: it was just there, look another ::looks up::

kid on left: yea i see it, hey doesnt that box say property of Krispy Kreme on it, wait this isnt our robot, dave you shipped a Krispy Kreme doughnut maker here instead?

Dave:::stuffed mouth:: wai dwoth thnow fwath thyou awe thwalkin fabouth

Dylan 20-06-2006 00:37
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Matt
"Well, I have no idea what the heck is going on, I just play an engineer on TV. Lets cut our losses boys and head to Hooters for some wings."
[not an entry] And the burn award goes to...^ :D [/not an entry]

miketwalker 20-06-2006 00:58
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Frank: I think he's gone loopy, I know how to fix it... go get me the biggest hammer we've got.
HAL: Wait, you weren't goi... dang it, I need to learn to shutup.

Cody Carey 20-06-2006 17:58
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
KIDS: Dave, why do you have to put exactly 116 hairs from your head in a heart-shaped locket beside the brain every time we go out on the field?


DAVE: BECAUSE I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skimoose 21-06-2006 19:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
If you've got something between your ears, you can figure out what's needed to go between that robots eyes! :p

JaneYoung 21-06-2006 21:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
116's answer to everything:

'Oops....'

Rich Wong 22-06-2006 02:40
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave: "Guys, my wife is walking this way.
Quickly, cover up this taffeta ball bag I gave you to replace that cheap canvas ball bag.
She may recognize her old puffy poodle dress from high school."

KathieK 22-06-2006 06:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave: OK, now this is how this works. You place a dozen Krispy Kremes inside this converter compartment, press this button, and Voila! Instant energy! Who needs batteries?

MissInformation 22-06-2006 08:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave (singing): "Hop on my robot it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail..."
Baxter (joining him): "and we're headin' on down to the Snack Bar..."
Dave and Baxter together: "Snack Bar baaabeeee!"
Justin: "Uh... you guys do know that the snack bar is only 30 feet away..."
Dave: "Your point being?"
Baxter (still singing): "Snack Bar, baby Snack Bar..."
Justin: "Won't it take 40 minutes to ride the robot there?"
Dave: "So? Look, are you coming or not?"
Justin: "Okay!"
Baxter (caterwauling away): "Bang bang bang...."
Dave: "On the frame baby"
Baxter and Justin: "Bang bang"
Dave: "Your what?"
Baxter and Justin: "Ro-bot... rusted!"
All three: "Snack bar, baby, snack bar, yeah that's where it's at..."

Moral of this story: Why do things the easy way when you can do it with a robot?

<not an entry> my apology goes out to the B-52s for the mangalization of their song<not and entry>

Graham Donaldson 22-06-2006 08:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
DAVE: So, Arthrur Dutra thinks he can show up my coke and mentos video? We'll see about that. Ok...I'm going to drop it in, and then you guys push the button to fire it!

GUY IN HAT: Hey, a Krispy Kreme!

DAVE: MINE!!!!!

BOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE: Oops. I guess that bottle flew further than I thought it would.

Seven months later...

NASA CONTROLLER: Hey, sir! We just lost contact with Spirit!

DAVE: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! My car!

Rich Kressly 22-06-2006 08:37
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
"Um, Dave we appreciate your input, but aren't you emceeing on the field in five minutes?"

"Yeah, but this is an easy fix. You see on the MER robots..."

"Oh man Dave, not with the Mars crap again. Can you please go see if Dean needs you to guest speak somewhere that requires you to get on his jet, now?"

"Do you little punks have any clue what I do every day?"

"Yes Dave, you're an administrator. Now, go back to your office and work on the budget. We'll let you know when to come back here and take all of the credit."

[not an entry] I may need to turn in my decoder ring after this one ;) [/not an entry]

Freddy Schurr 22-06-2006 12:00
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave " Why the heck do I always see myself being place into these caption contest by Billfred? Maybe I should get my Hawaiian gear on again and RUN AWAY!

George1902 22-06-2006 12:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Boy-in-the-hat: I think I see the head!
Dave: Congratulations, Ma'am. It's a Poof ball.

nehalita 22-06-2006 14:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Dave: "Did your robot just eat my KRISPY KREME. Give me that back! Bring out the taser gun!"
Boy: "Uhm we have a soldering iron"
Dave: "Good enough. Boys, we got a donut to save"

lukevanoort 22-06-2006 20:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
"Ahh... I see why the robot was chasing me down murderously firing poof balls in the last practice round, some buffoon switched the jumper on the CMU control box to "Hawaiian." Wait a second.... when you guys said you were lightening the robot...."

Travis Hoffman 24-06-2006 08:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
In the not-so-distant future, Dave is about to realize his ultimate success as a NASA engineer:

Dave: Huzzah! After years of spending thousands of dollars of government money on this project, I am almost done building my robot.....my GIRRRRRRL robot! You two young whippersnappers go cut off all of Heidi's hair while I duct tape my dentures to the front of Charlene's frame.

Kid 1: Uh, Dave, aren't your false teeth kinda important for things like eating and such?

Dave: Don't you worry, sonny. NASA paid for me to have a set of gold teeth made - they'll really help me complete my pimp look, yo. Now run along - Grandpa Lavery has some work to do.....*removes teeth, accidentally drops them into robot*. Well, shoooot!

Kid 2, looking into robot: Uh, Dave, your dentures are stuck in Charlene's right drivetrain gearbox.

Dave: So they are! I reckon you'll reach down in there and pluck 'em out; my arthritis is actin' up.

Kid 2: Uh, um, I can't....I'm allergic to grease. *Whispering to Kid 1* Quick, go get Sean and tell him his dad is having one of his episodes again!

EddieMcD 24-06-2006 22:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
"Ohh, what does this button do?"

*BZZT!*

dlavery 24-06-2006 22:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 

Well of COURSE the robot's eyes are all bugged out, Justin! If you got kicked where you just kicked him, your eyes would be all bugged out too!



.

Billfred 24-06-2006 23:32
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #102
 
Well, I've survived the 30-something-hour trip to Maine (alright, it's really only 20 or so, but I gave myself a nice layover in NYC), and am finally getting into the swing of things up here.

With that said, since I did fudge the deadline this week, I suppose it's time for an additional rule...

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Life-Is-Too-Short-To-Nit-Pick Rule
While Billfred says the deadline is at a certain point in time, there is inevitably a span of time between that deadline and when he actually sits down to judge the contest. If you can get an entry in during that span of time, lucky you.
With that said, first place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by George1902
Boy-in-the-hat: I think I see the head!
Dave: Congratulations, Ma'am. It's a Poof ball.
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
In the not-so-distant future, Dave is about to realize his ultimate success as a NASA engineer:

Dave: Huzzah! After years of spending thousands of dollars of government money on this project, I am almost done building my robot.....my GIRRRRRRL robot! You two young whippersnappers go cut off all of Heidi's hair while I duct tape my dentures to the front of Charlene's frame.

Kid 1: Uh, Dave, aren't your false teeth kinda important for things like eating and such?

Dave: Don't you worry, sonny. NASA paid for me to have a set of gold teeth made - they'll really help me complete my pimp look, yo. Now run along - Grandpa Lavery has some work to do.....*removes teeth, accidentally drops them into robot*. Well, shoooot!

Kid 2, looking into robot: Uh, Dave, your dentures are stuck in Charlene's right drivetrain gearbox.

Dave: So they are! I reckon you'll reach down in there and pluck 'em out; my arthritis is actin' up.

Kid 2: Uh, um, I can't....I'm allergic to grease. *Whispering to Kid 1* Quick, go get Sean and tell him his dad is having one of his episodes again!
Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) Kyle A
3) robotcanuck1676
4) MissInformation
5) KathieK
6) Rich Wong
7) Jane
8) skimoose
9) Rick TYler
10) Jay H 237
11) Matt Krass
12) EddieMcD
13) miketwalker
14) Cody C
15) Joe Matt

And the burn award goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich Kressly
"Um, Dave we appreciate your input, but aren't you emceeing on the field in five minutes?"

"Yeah, but this is an easy fix. You see on the MER robots..."

"Oh man Dave, not with the Mars crap again. Can you please go see if Dean needs you to guest speak somewhere that requires you to get on his jet, now?"

"Do you little punks have any clue what I do every day?"

"Yes Dave, you're an administrator. Now, go back to your office and work on the budget. We'll let you know when to come back here and take all of the credit."
Which means the scores are:

Code:
T. Hoffman        125
MissInformation        122
EddieMcD        104
Rich Wong        94
Dlavery        91
Al Skierkiewicz        90
Jay Trzaskos        86
EricH        85
Gary Dillard        83
Icurtis        81
Jay H 237        81
Koko Ed        81
Wayne Doenges        81
Nehalita        78
Andy Baker        73
KathieK        70
Bcahn836        52
Arefin Bari        51
Dorienne 007        48
Joe Matt        46
Goober!!!        44
Artdutra04        42
Conor Ryan        42
DCA Fan        41
Lukevanoort        41
Rich Kressly        41
Andrew Blair        38
EricS-Team180        37
Amanda Morrison        34
Boiler        31
Alex Cormier        30
Xzvrw2        29
Ashley Christine        24
Rick Tyler        22
“Big Mike”        21
1derboy        21
Skimoose        21
Mechanicalbrain        20
Zach Purser        20
Kyle Love        19
Bill_Hancoc        18
Cody C        18
Dillon Compton        18
Jane        18
KenWittlief        18
KarenH        16
anna~marie        15
Tim Delles        15
Danielle H        14
Fruity Pebbles        14
GaryV1188        14
Jessica Boucher        13
Richardp        13
Andrew Rudolph        12
Freddy Schurr        12
JVN        12
Barry Bonzack        11
Dave Scheck        11
Dylan        11
Elgin Clock        11
George1902        11
InfernoX14        11
Kjhobin        11
Mercury Rising        11
Steve W        11
BurningQuestion        10
Lil' Lavery        10
Miketwalker        10
Pat McCarthy        10
Squirrelrock        10
Dan Swando        9
Daniel Brim        9
Greg Needel        9
Kevin Kolodziej        9
Sciencenerd        9
Tiffany34990        9
Irishninja        8
RoboMom        8
Tytus Gerrish        8
Ogre        7
Brandy836        6
DjAlamose        6
Greencactus3        6
MattD1Drift        6
Rohith Surampudi        6
Sciguy125        6
Adam Richards        5
Matt Krass        5
Robotcanuck1676        5
Shyra1353        5
Spears312        5
Wetzel        5
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
huff_dragon        4
Killerofkiller        4
Matt Attallah        4
Meaubry        4
SamS0Fa33O        4
Bemis        3
Beth Sweet        3
Calhounian        3
Kyle        3
RogerR        3
Ryan Foley        3
Sakura141        3
BuddyB309        2
Eria4044        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
GraySwandir-75        2
Kyle A        2
Liz C        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Pwilczynski        2
Rohan_DHS        2
Sammy        2
Tomasz Bania        2
114Klutz        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
CarpeDiem        1
Courtneyb1023        1
Daisy        1
DevilChild        1
Dubious elise        1
FF_1610_EMT        1
First degree        1
Hillale        1
Jacqui        1
Jeff Waegelin        1
Joe_P.        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Mr. A        1
Mrblack298        1
Netman85am204        1
Rees2001        1
RoboMadi        1
Saru29        1
Team1591        1
Termite233        1
Timmyd        1
Wilshire        1
Onward!


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:35.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © Chief Delphi