Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

Good evening, everyone. Welcome to this week's meeting of FIRST-a-holics Anonymous. Who'd like to begin?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

Paul: Last one off the ramp has to vacuum the playing field before they can go to dinner!

Jenny: Aw, no fair! (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25006)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

We are the Mentors - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the Mentors
We are the Mentors
No time for losers
'Cause we are the Mentors of the world

Freddie Mercury is turning over in his grave :ahh:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

I had a really good one, but for Jenny Beatty's sake I won't post it :)

So, instead....
Ohhhhhh, hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Dee: Oh, we are Senior Mentors
Kressley: From all around the States
JennyBeatty: We support all those robots there
Kloberg: Gee, they sure are great!
Lauer: But when it comes to the game
Dee: We're not quite as hot
Kressley: We tried to climb up on the ramp
JennyBeatty: But now our points are shot!
Ohhhhhh, hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

...yep...sonny, sit down here and let me show you some pics from when
FIRST was young, and so was I <heh heh>...
I met this group of FIRSTheads at a D.S. & K.B. concert.
After all the K.K's and Mountain Dew, the whole thing is a bit fuzzy,
but somehow we ended up in Philly Ramp-Camping for a week. Those were
wild and free days. ...yep

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

[not an entry] You all are having way too much fun, especially Kathie. Jess, I owe you one...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

"Those poor mentors thought they were going to see Montana's green heights. Sadly, they wound up in Philly."

<not entry>Is it sad that right now, I'm picturing the mentors doing Jess's Irish Drinking Song? :p</not entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

As all good mentors do, they came when invited to the Great East Coast Mentors Forum. Little did they realize that the budget for a meeting room was so small they ended up on the field. True to form, they had fun anyway. Unfortunately, no robots were able to climb the blue ramp on Saturday after the top had been shined to a high luster by meeting attendees.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

Finding the rides at the Championship Wrap Party a little too scary for them, the Senior Mentors returned to the field to have some fun:

Dee: "Let's slide down again!"
Paul: "ohmygodohmygodohmygod!"
Rich: "On the count of 3..."
Brad: "1... 2...
Jenny: "Wheeeeeee!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

Taking advantage of the public outcry against Billfred's use of too many Dave Lavery pics, the five founders of the Crappy Caption Contest Photos of America (CCCP of America......ha ha......80's thing never mind) Club gather together for their initial photo shoot. Given the lackluster response to this week's contest, I'd say they are achieving their club's primary goal. Next week - a pic of the quintet staring at the wall watching paint dry.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

Here, on Nature Watch, we finally see the rare sight of what happens to senior mentors of the FIRSTabeast species when they find themselves staring down the barrel of 25's shooter. Strangely only one person in the entire pack is having the proper response, pure, utter, unadulterated fear.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

Sorry you still only get 25 points for putting five mentors on the ramp

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

Mentors on the ramp
Fellowship of the robot
Winning smiles on cue.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #103
 

You know, I'm highly inclined to figure out some way of banning all reference to the FIRST Anthem from the caption contest. I've just got to figure out some way to do it. ;)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jane
2) Rich Kressly
3) Rick TYler
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) Rich Wong
6) KathieK
7) nehalita
8) Wayne Doenges
9) Jessica Boucher
10) dlavery

And the burn award...

(Did he really just succeed at taking a jab at every single caption contest entry at once?)

Which means the scores are...

Onward!