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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #105
"aww stop hitting me in the back with poof balls, if one more programmers makes the camera track me in autonomous im gonna turn off your robot!!!"
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*Jeff singing under his breath to himself*
"Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. And thank you very much oh Mr. Roboto, for not shooting me, with poof balls aga-ain..." |
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Lot number 1501 (shameless team # plug), we have this great robot that will do just about anything. It will score 10 balls in autonomous mode, it can push with the best of them and it can easily score the ramp.
What do I hear? $200.00, I have $200 do I hear $250? 250, 250 I have 250, I need 300. 500? I have $500! Going once. Going twice. Sold to Dave Lavery. |
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 Jeff: The end of days is coming! Lock your doors, board you windows, Ragnarok is here! The robots are the coming darkness here to take us all! Repent I tell you, repent! Throw away your sinful ways of forcing robots into servitude and accept your new masters! IFI rep: Dave, Jeff's been sniffing that magic smoke again to find 'enlightenment' can you 'dispose' of him, we've got a match to run. Dave (Gets on knees): Save me from The Beast, I believe, I believe! |
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Jeff doing his rain dance... When the next robot catches of fire, He wants to be prepared. |
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"two four six eight
which robot will be my date?" (note, the robots did not move) |
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Jeff- "ok ok don't shoot don't shoot, i was only kidding about the new no wheels rule."
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[Richard Simmons/] "Work it Girls! Let me hear you say Bikini!" [/Richard Simmons] |
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Jeff: Please tell me that salt I threw over my shoulder didn't get on a robot...
*robot behind him short circuits* Jeff: Ohhhhh...*runs off like in the anime tv shows* |
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"alright boys and girls if you close your eyes and think really hard anything can happen...."<thinks to self>I hope they aren't thinking about abolishing Hawaiian shirts, cause I LOVE EM'</thinks to self>
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thinking to himself: good robot, good...dont shoot! *poof ball at back of head* Ouch!
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"Hello, target practice."
<not entry>w00t! Bronze medal! Okay, I'll stop dancing. :p</not entry> |
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For reasons known only to him, Jeff decided that before every match he would have everyone in the audience do the Funky Chicken. 12.34 seconds after this photo was taken, Jeff was struck simultaneously by 5 robots. 2.1 seconds after that, the sixth robot hit him. Police suspected fowl play, however, despite thousands of people in the audience, no witnesses came forward, and the case soon went cold.
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After the scoring system died again, Jeff desperately tries to entertain the restless crowd with his weak rendition of the B-witched song “Mickey.”
Oh Mickey….. you’re so fine …… you’re so fine you blow my mind, Hey Mickey (huff huff), Hey Mickey (huff huff)…. |
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