Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #105

I apologize in advance if this one comes off incoherent; I've been living caffeine-free today. (I've got a little under half of my 24-pack of Diet Pepsi left, and I've gotta make it last through the end of camp.)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay H 237

After the DJ equipment failed at the comp the refs would get on the field between matches and do stand up comedy. This "entertainment" was short lived though. Not only did FIRST have to deal with the broken equipment that day they also wound up postponing most of the matches the rest of the day as they cleaned rotted vegtables out of the playing field carpet. Now you also are aware of the real reason they don't allow you to bring your own food into the venues anymore.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

For reasons known only to him, Jeff decided that before every match he would have everyone in the audience do the Funky Chicken. 12.34 seconds after this photo was taken, Jeff was struck simultaneously by 5 robots. 2.1 seconds after that, the sixth robot hit him. Police suspected fowl play, however, despite thousands of people in the audience, no witnesses came forward, and the case soon went cold.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Cody C
2) Koko Ed
3) Jane
4) Kyle A
5) Andrew Blair
6) Rick TYler
7) T. Hoffman
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) skimoose
10) Greg Needel
11) Dorienne 007
12) boiler
13) Cuog

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nehalita

"two four six eight
which robot will be my date?"
(note, the robots did not move)

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Jay H 237        10

MissInformation        5

Cody C        2

Koko Ed        2

Jane        2

Kyle A        2

Andrew Blair        2

Rick Tyler        2

T. Hoffman        2

Al Skierkiewicz        2

Skimoose        2

Greg Needel        2

Dorienne 007        2

Boiler        2

Cuog        2

Nehalita        3

Fruity Pebbles        1

Joe Matt        1

Jgjedi10        1

Goober!!!        1

InfernoX14        1

Dylan        1

Wayne Doenges        1

Lukevanoort        1

Bcahn836        1

Team1591        1

EddieMcD        1

Rich Wong        1

(Ah, the joys of the first contest of the year--I didn't even have to sort the spreadsheet!)

Onward!