CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #106
 

And to think, this time next week, I'll be where I was a month ago.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25039?

Now, the end of this week is a little screwy with the end of camp, so I'm going to push the deadline back just a smidgeon more to Friday at noon EDT. (I've got the evening off, so I might as well make hay while the sun shines and all.) As always, you can press your luck and try and sneak one in before I judge it.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #106
 

Michelle finally figured out a way to grow grass on walls well, excpet for the fact the only place to put this wall was on the way to the bathroom. One too many diet pepsi's, and a dark night, she regreted her mistake.

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That... gardner....get's no..... tip.....

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Loooook into my eyes - look deeeeep into my eyes.
Professor Tree-Lawn-ee has predicted that
*using strange mysterious voice* - 'grass will take on a life of its own, giving rise to confused bugs and new and improved lawn maintenance machines. In the 7th and final hour of a long and muggy day, blades of both grass and machines will form an unlikely but determined alliance against big hairy potted plants and weasley little bushes overtaken by hog warts. The alliance will prevail, grass and machines will triumph'....and *pop* the spell was broken, though the world according to F.P. never quite righted itself again.

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Ant # 2: "These aren't fruity pebbles you idiot!"

Ant # 1: "But I saw it on CD, I was right there on the computer screen!"

Ant # 2: "You're demoted to grub-moving."

Ant # 1: "Noooo!"

Michelle: "Are those ants talking?!"

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"I thought it was poppies that made you sleepy! What do you need to wake up from Kentucky Bluegrass? And what did I ever do to the Wicked Witch of the West?!?"

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I can't find my contact lens. I know it's here somewh.........what's this? A Matchbox car? I haven't seen that car since '93 or '94.
I hope it doesn't take me that long to find my lens! :ahh:

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"The tree did talk. You heard it, too, right grass? Grass?!"

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"I can hear the FRC GD Committee heart at the work right now and it does not sound goood"

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Oh, no! I dropped a Michelle! FRUIT DOWN!! Do you hear me? FRUIT DOWN!!

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"The longer I stay here and pretend I'm sleeping, the less grapes I have to save from a vertical doom. Shhh ant, don't blow my cover!"

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New Product- Febreze for lawns! Make your lawn smell nice!

It's THAT Fresh!

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"Now when i lay on the ground like this, the world turns sideways and the grass becomes the wall, cool huh?"

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"Shh, a group robots are coming, about 1 mile down."

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F.P. focused her left eye yellow laser with skill and prescision. The fire ants hiding in the St.Augustine grass had had the last laugh for too long. The new implant hummed with giddy expectation. Soon...yes VERY soon, those ants would be TOAST! muuuuuwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!