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Michele was TRYING to blend in but somehow I think camouflage wasn't her forte.

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1st green elephant " See it works"
2nd green elephant " So you tripped her. She didn't have her eyes open so we will have to try again"
The green elephants go back to hiding in the grass.

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Michelle: Do I look cute enough for you, Adam?

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"What do you mean 'the grass is always greener on the other side'? I've looked at every blade of grass in this yard from every angle imaginable and they're all the same color... What do you mean that's not what it means? You mean I have to look at the grass in our neighbors yard too?"

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As part of the new requirements for membership in CDXcore you must have a reputation of 10,000 a post count of 40per day and take a picture of yourself lying on the grass for all to see. Come on everyone you can be CDXcore too.

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I like grass, Grass grass grass.

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Michelle: NO YOU WILL NOT CUT THIS GRASS! THIS IS MURDER!!!! MURDER I TELL YOU!
*rips up grass and hugs it to her chest...realizes what she's done* OH NO!!!! I KILLED YOU!!! *acts like Lady Macbeth did when she saw the spot on her hands in her sleepwalking scene* Ohhh Hell is murky....

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This week in E's true hollywood story, Michelle Ciello.

In this newly released press photo from Disney's hit movie "Honey I Shrunk The Kids", Michelle is seen as the cut character "Thomson kid #3 who doesn't get shrunk" in the search for the Szalinski's and the Thompson's.

Heard from the director: "We just had too many darn kids on the set, and even though Michelle was a valuable asset, we just didn't need one more. Look for her in the "Honey I Shrunk The Kids: The Ride" at Disney World theme park in Orlando though, as her footage makes the cut there and leaves everyone wondering.. "who is that girl and was she even in the movie?""

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Michelle, after seeing many acts, decided she would NOT be a stand up comedian

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After selling the family cow for a handfull of magic grass seed, which her distraught mother throws out the window, Michelle wakes to find a grass stalk. As she starts her journey up the stalk, she prays "Please let there be a golden poof-ball laying goose up here, or at least some fruity pebbles"

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Michelle finally figures out the real reason why hippies hug trees...

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"Say hello, to the rug's topography, It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it

Say hello, to all the apples on the ground... they were in once your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping"

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"it's so BIG BIG BIG BIIIG BIIIIG SO BIG"
(that one commercial)

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Michelle: "I just heard that the 2007's game is going to have a grass playing field, so right now I must be the robot, think like the robot, and move like the robot!!!" :D :D :D

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Michelle was being chased by a robot all day, so to escape, she ran to the top of a hill, she then had to lay down to pevent herself from getting hit with Poof balls, Michelle is safe FOR NOW!!