CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #106
 

And to think, this time next week, I'll be where I was a month ago.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25039?

Now, the end of this week is a little screwy with the end of camp, so I'm going to push the deadline back just a smidgeon more to Friday at noon EDT. (I've got the evening off, so I might as well make hay while the sun shines and all.) As always, you can press your luck and try and sneak one in before I judge it.

Go!

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Michelle finally figured out a way to grow grass on walls well, excpet for the fact the only place to put this wall was on the way to the bathroom. One too many diet pepsi's, and a dark night, she regreted her mistake.

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That... gardner....get's no..... tip.....

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Loooook into my eyes - look deeeeep into my eyes.
Professor Tree-Lawn-ee has predicted that
*using strange mysterious voice* - 'grass will take on a life of its own, giving rise to confused bugs and new and improved lawn maintenance machines. In the 7th and final hour of a long and muggy day, blades of both grass and machines will form an unlikely but determined alliance against big hairy potted plants and weasley little bushes overtaken by hog warts. The alliance will prevail, grass and machines will triumph'....and *pop* the spell was broken, though the world according to F.P. never quite righted itself again.

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Ant # 2: "These aren't fruity pebbles you idiot!"

Ant # 1: "But I saw it on CD, I was right there on the computer screen!"

Ant # 2: "You're demoted to grub-moving."

Ant # 1: "Noooo!"

Michelle: "Are those ants talking?!"

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"I thought it was poppies that made you sleepy! What do you need to wake up from Kentucky Bluegrass? And what did I ever do to the Wicked Witch of the West?!?"

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I can't find my contact lens. I know it's here somewh.........what's this? A Matchbox car? I haven't seen that car since '93 or '94.
I hope it doesn't take me that long to find my lens! :ahh:

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"The tree did talk. You heard it, too, right grass? Grass?!"

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"I can hear the FRC GD Committee heart at the work right now and it does not sound goood"

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Oh, no! I dropped a Michelle! FRUIT DOWN!! Do you hear me? FRUIT DOWN!!

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"The longer I stay here and pretend I'm sleeping, the less grapes I have to save from a vertical doom. Shhh ant, don't blow my cover!"

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New Product- Febreze for lawns! Make your lawn smell nice!

It's THAT Fresh!

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"Now when i lay on the ground like this, the world turns sideways and the grass becomes the wall, cool huh?"

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"Shh, a group robots are coming, about 1 mile down."

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F.P. focused her left eye yellow laser with skill and prescision. The fire ants hiding in the St.Augustine grass had had the last laugh for too long. The new implant hummed with giddy expectation. Soon...yes VERY soon, those ants would be TOAST! muuuuuwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

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Michele was TRYING to blend in but somehow I think camouflage wasn't her forte.

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1st green elephant " See it works"
2nd green elephant " So you tripped her. She didn't have her eyes open so we will have to try again"
The green elephants go back to hiding in the grass.

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Michelle: Do I look cute enough for you, Adam?

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"What do you mean 'the grass is always greener on the other side'? I've looked at every blade of grass in this yard from every angle imaginable and they're all the same color... What do you mean that's not what it means? You mean I have to look at the grass in our neighbors yard too?"

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As part of the new requirements for membership in CDXcore you must have a reputation of 10,000 a post count of 40per day and take a picture of yourself lying on the grass for all to see. Come on everyone you can be CDXcore too.

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I like grass, Grass grass grass.

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Michelle: NO YOU WILL NOT CUT THIS GRASS! THIS IS MURDER!!!! MURDER I TELL YOU!
*rips up grass and hugs it to her chest...realizes what she's done* OH NO!!!! I KILLED YOU!!! *acts like Lady Macbeth did when she saw the spot on her hands in her sleepwalking scene* Ohhh Hell is murky....

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This week in E's true hollywood story, Michelle Ciello.

In this newly released press photo from Disney's hit movie "Honey I Shrunk The Kids", Michelle is seen as the cut character "Thomson kid #3 who doesn't get shrunk" in the search for the Szalinski's and the Thompson's.

Heard from the director: "We just had too many darn kids on the set, and even though Michelle was a valuable asset, we just didn't need one more. Look for her in the "Honey I Shrunk The Kids: The Ride" at Disney World theme park in Orlando though, as her footage makes the cut there and leaves everyone wondering.. "who is that girl and was she even in the movie?""

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Michelle, after seeing many acts, decided she would NOT be a stand up comedian

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After selling the family cow for a handfull of magic grass seed, which her distraught mother throws out the window, Michelle wakes to find a grass stalk. As she starts her journey up the stalk, she prays "Please let there be a golden poof-ball laying goose up here, or at least some fruity pebbles"

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Michelle finally figures out the real reason why hippies hug trees...

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"Say hello, to the rug's topography, It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it

Say hello, to all the apples on the ground... they were in once your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping"

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"it's so BIG BIG BIG BIIIG BIIIIG SO BIG"
(that one commercial)

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Michelle: "I just heard that the 2007's game is going to have a grass playing field, so right now I must be the robot, think like the robot, and move like the robot!!!" :D :D :D

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Michelle was being chased by a robot all day, so to escape, she ran to the top of a hill, she then had to lay down to pevent herself from getting hit with Poof balls, Michelle is safe FOR NOW!!

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US Patent Application 06-91882991: A method for attaching females to vertical surfaces using linear nano fasteners camouflaged as natural organic materials.

STATUS: Active, July 15, 2006.

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This is the end result of depriving a FIRSTer of Mountain Dew for 24 hours. FIRSTer meets floor (or in this case field). :ahh:

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"OK, WHO'S THE WISEGUY WHO BURIED A GIANT ELECTROMAGNET IN OUR FRONT YARD??????"

*assuming pic taken before braces removal, of course ;)

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Michelle applies the Old Irish Blessing "May the road rise to meet you ..." too literally.

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:)

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Who needs a lawn mower? Even the mighty goat bows down to the voracious Michelle and her unquenchable hunger for gargantuan amounts of grass.

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"Wanting to be more in tune with nature, Michelle decided to sit down and smell the grass. Unfortunately, it was imported from Jamaica, and she hasn't stopped talking to plants since."

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At the end-of-the-year banquet when the mentors on her team told the students that during the summer they should take time to smell the roses, Michelle, ever the over-achiever, smelled the roses, the dirt, the lawn, and everything else in the yard.

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<not an entry> I think I'm allowed to enter? Oh well if I'm not...I'm doing it anyway. And it only took me almost a week to think of it! </not an entry>

And to think the only reason I went out side that day, was because the Internet was down and I couldn't get on Chief Delphi!

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Don't say I don't love you guys--I've tried to judge this contest in four states now (Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New York) before finally plunking down the ten bucks and just buying the wifi in the Starbucks at Penn Station. ;)

Oh, and apologies if I'm mildly incoherent--sleep was hard to come by on the train, and I can't check in until noon, so there's nothing to do but pull the old all-nighter. But I might suggest turning on the Today Show this morning. (;) squared.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) Koko Ed
3) Jane
4) Dylan
5) Jay H 237
6) InfernoX14
7) lukevanoort
8) Rich Wong
9) EddieMcD
10) T. Hoffman
11) skimoose
12) Rick TYler
13) Andrew Blair
14) boiler
15) Mercury Rising
16) EricS-Team180
17) nehalita
18) Steve W

And the burn award...

Which means the scores, if I can count right, are:

Onward (finally!)