CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #111
 

I guess it'll be wild.

Here's the scores, now correct:


And the picture:

http://www.wildstang.org/gallery2/v/...y-648.JPG.html

C'mon, what did you expect for contest #111?

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern, unless you slip one in before I judge.

Go!

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Smile for the Camera...(not the one taking the picture)

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Kelli: Look at all the guys checking me out. I feel so spppeeeeccciiial.

Wildstangers: No, kelli, they are checking out our robot, not you.

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Girl on right :: "uhh guys...they're filming us"
Girl in the middle :: "Turn back around, maybe they'll stop"
Guy on left:: (thinks) " My leg itches..we need to get this over with already"
Girl in pink in the stands, in front of a kid in green:: "Hey look!! Theres a bird outside!!"

<not an entry> The kid on the left has really nice shoes </not an entry>

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wOw!
We are really turning heads!
Even mine!
Wildstang I think I love you!

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"What do you mean they don't have electrical outlets in the gym? THE ROBOT RUNS ON ELECTRICITY!"

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Coming soon to a theatre near you...

SNAKES ON A ROBOT! :eek:

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<entry>
The crowd looks up to see just how far Wildstang can shoot a poof ball.

</entry>


<not an entry>

So I guess Oaktown Crewz can expect their photo in a contest 1077 weeks from now. April 2027!

</not an entry>

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"Now everyone look to your right....No no your other right"

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*man in the stands* " IT'S A BIRD!"

*woman in the stands* "IT'S A PLANE!"

*some little kid in the stands* "no, it's just Dean Kamen doing doughnuts on his Segway..."

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"We're going to need more tie-dye. A lot more tie-dye."

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Crikey! Now this is a real treat. We get to see a Wildstang stalk its prey. Although it isn't one of the best camouflaged creatures in the world, its efficiency can be deadly. Look how close it can get without spooking them.

<not an entry>obviously meant to be read in a Crocodile Hunter-style voice</not an entry>

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"I swear if you move that joystick forward and run me over I will throw this mic so hard at your head"

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"I have stage-fright"

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Kelli: Hey guys, umm, where are the poof balls? (nervous smile) The robot seems hungry.

Wildstangers: Don't worry, he's not going to eat you.

Kelli: Are you sure? (gulp)

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Errr... Are those lions?

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It's nervous enough when you're ready to show off your robot in front of 800 people. It's even worse when it suddenly dawns on you that you forgot to bring the battery...................and you left the soldering iron plugged in!

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As the heckler on the top row of the bleacher called out "Tie Dye is for Sissies!, Kelli leaned back and whispered, ok, now we've found the target for the poof balls, let 'em have it!

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Hey... are those TechnoKats throwing peanut shells at us?


AB

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Kelli: OK the #1 reason for being a "Wildstang" is if all you were is Tie-Dye!!! :D :D :D

<Not an entry> tried to make a redneck joke into a Wildstang joke!!! :D <Not an entry>

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Now that we have our Tye-dye t-shirts and the robot, all we need is a band to play at our FIRST-stock. Hmm...I wonder if the Kamen Brothers are available.

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My oh my... look at all of those people wearing green...

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Girl in center: "Don't look now but Dean Kamen is right behind us."
Girl on right turns
Girl in center: "I told you not to look!"

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[not an entry]FIRST-stock! That would be awesome![/not-an-entry]

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WOW, thats alot more people than i thought there would be, maybe if I stand closer to the robot I will blend in.

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Presenters: As you can see, the robot won't shoot if it doesn't see the right color of green, now if our lovely engineers can walk out and show the crowd what happens when the robot sees the right color green.

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"This dodge ball match is "in the bag"...we've got the 'bot on our side!

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The Wildstang’s new ultra white uniforms lasted only to the first match when their alumnus protested the boring color and ambushed them from the upper balcony with paint balloons.

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"This message has been deleted. Reason: Funny, but inappropriate."

Sigh..........they already KNOW, folks.....

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In a wonderful show of support, Wildstang appears at a racous high school protest rally organized shortly after the incarceration of T. Hoffman's original caption contest entry. The student body could be heard from miles away as they shouted, "Free Travis' Caption!!!! Free Travis' Caption!!! Free......"

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"What happens when you have a 135 pound robot designed to shoot projectiles at 26.8 miles per hour any time it sees the color green and that's the color half the crowd is wearing? I wouldn't know; I'm too busy running for my life at the moment to find out."

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[Crowd points to hole in the roof off to the right side of the picture]

Kelli: Maybe next time we should have checked first to see if there were any green filters over the lighting...

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Wildstang>crowd.....new discipline tool. :ahh:

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For some unknown reason Kelly had a premonition that she should turn around at just that exact moment. Thankfully she was able to warn Lisa that Dan Green had just stepped up to the OI. With Josh's help she was able to divert a sure disaster in front of millions of fans.

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Moments later Kelly realizes the real reason the guys on the programming team spent so much time on the image capture capabilities of the CMUcam2. Sadly, as a result, Wildstang was unable to refine their code any more before ship because their programmers had somehow ended up in next week.

//not an entry Does anyone on Wildstang remember what was so interesting off frame toward the right side of the picture?

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"Okay, so on the count of 3 we're all going to duck and the robot will open fire on the judges... we'll teach them not to call us Mildstang!"

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Kelli: Knock off the Dr. Who theme music! Just because this year's robot has a shooter, that doesn't make it a Dalek. :yikes:

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John Doe (insert any name), come on down. You are the next contestant on "Challenge The Stang".

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Alright, so I'm early this week. (I've got an 8:00 AM class tomorrow, so I've got to doze early. If anyone in the Registrar's office is reading this, the fact that 8:00 AM classes even exist makes me twitch.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) "Mike Big"
2) MissInformation
3) Jane
4) Cody C
5) boiler
6) KelliV
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) artdutra04
9) EddieMcD
10) EricS-Team180
11) Conor Ryan
12) Wayne Doenges
13) anna~marie
14) Hiteak
15) Arefin Bari
16) Andrew Blair

And the burn award (said knowing the contents of all deleted entries)...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!