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yes Richard - the conspiracy for pilliaging the technology and natural resources of other planets runs far deeper than you can even imagine.

Where do you think Xerox toner comes from? Rochester NY?

No, its brought here from the mysterious rouge planet Xero ! (Sometimes referred to simply as Planet X - which passes near our solar system only once every 200 years)

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Chapter Two: The Plutonians strike back:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060901...o_060901122521

The legend lives on
from the Aztecs on down
the ice rock
they called it Pluto

(where is Gordon Lightfoot when you really need him?!)

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Disney's reaction:


24 August 2006
Despite Planetary Downgrade, Pluto Is Still Disney’s ‘Dog Star’

BURBANK, CALIF (Thursday, August 24, 2006) – In reaction to news today that Pluto was demoted to the status of “dwarf planet,” the Seven Dwarfs issued their own short statement:

“Although we think it's DOPEY that Pluto has been downgraded to a dwarf planet, which has made some people GRUMPY and others just SLEEPY, we are not BASHFUL in saying we would be HAPPY if Disney's Pluto would join us as an 8th dwarf. We think this is just what the DOC ordered and is nothing to SNEEZE at.”

As Mickey Mouse’s faithful companion, Pluto made his debut in 1930 – the same year that scientists discovered what they believed was a ninth planet.

Said a white-gloved, yellow-shoed source close to Disney’s top dog, “I think the whole thing is goofy. Pluto has never been interested in astronomy before, other than maybe an occasional howl at the moon.”

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Here's something I made for the group on Facebook and I thought I'd share it with the Chief Delphi Community.



I miss pluto.

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I forgot to mention this a week ago, but Pluto was given a number. Pluto is now known as 134340.


As Number 6 would say: Pluto will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! Pluto's life is its own!

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They should have made Pluto number 1337, as a sort of condolence for its demotion from Planet status...