CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #112
 

Gotta make this fast--hall meeting in four minutes.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22416?

Deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you're lucky.

Go!

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GUY: So I you know what Lavery has planned for the new season. Care to let me in on the big secret?
BIRD: Dead men tell no tales!

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Bird: So where is all the Red herrings I keep hearing about? I'm hungry.

Guy: Thats just a figure of Speech. Though you should still check with Dave, he may give you a Krispy Kreme doughnut

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Cockatoo:
OK - you promised that if I taught you Hakuna Matata you would share your coffee, no worries.

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Parrot: Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker!
Guy: Aww...how cute, you talk!
Parrot: *bites down on guy's nose*
Guy: AAAGH! Not what I had in mind!!!

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New FRC rules for 2007 will permit birds as Robot Operators, provided they speak English.

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Cockatoo: "Is that decaf?"
Guy: "Yes it is."
Cockatoo: "If you give me a sip I will tell you a dark secret about Dave Lavery."
Cockatoo: *slurp slurp*
Guy: "OK, what is the dark secret?"
Cockatoo: "Dave's other car isn't on Mars, it's in a back lot at Paramount studios."
Guy: (sarcasm) "OH, and how would you know?"
Cockatoo: "A little birdie told me."

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"Hey there, buuuuuddy! My name's Al! What's yours?!"

(Al is not his name, actually, it might be. I have no idea)

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And for another round of Mentors vs. Animals....

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::2 Days Later::
Guy to team: a little birdy told me the game would have to do with jello...

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Eric: You should join FIRST because then you will get to make fun of Gary. =)

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Parrot: And if you ask me to spell a word one more time, you will be bitten. Could you PLEASE stop looking at me like that? I am not a two-year old! Highly respected in my niche.
Guy: You know what a niche is, right?
Parrot: Yes.
Guy: Well aren't you just the cutest little boogy woogy woo? Why, yes you are!
Parrot: What did I say? WHAT did I say?

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ERIC: Let's all go nuts.
BIRD: Robots! Robots! ::SQUAWK::

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Bird: Hey there, whats new with you?
Guy: Holy crap! You can talk?!

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Man: Did you learn anything from Dave?

Bird: Got any grapes in there? All the GDC had was Jello and bunny pellets. :ahh: