Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #112

...and judged while there's still sunlight!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mocat1530

Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Cockatoo: "Is that decaf?"
Guy: "Yes it is."
Cockatoo: "If you give me a sip I will tell you a dark secret about Dave Lavery."
Cockatoo: *slurp slurp*
Guy: "OK, what is the dark secret?"
Cockatoo: "Dave's other car isn't on Mars, it's in a back lot at Paramount studios."
Guy: (sarcasm) "OH, and how would you know?"
Cockatoo: "A little birdie told me."

Honorable mentions go to...

1) T. Hoffman
2) KarenH
3) Cuog
4) boiler
5) Andy Baker
6) artdutra04
7) EricS-Team180
8) Cody C
9) Rich Wong
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation
12) anna~marie
13) Hiteak
14) Koko Ed

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

You know I really have to get going. It has been nice having breakfast with you but I have a robot competition to go to.
"Just keep it in the chair, buddy, Awk!"
No I really have to go!
"AWK! Sit!"
C'mon let me go!
"AWK! Stay"
He what's that tag around your leg?
"Awk! No tag, no tag!"
Hey I think it says SPAM! Hey what's going on here?!?
"Awk! Uh, I gotta go, see ya buddy. Thanks for the pick me up"

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Rich Wong        29

MissInformation        27

Boiler        24

Steve W        21

Jay H 237        20

Mocat1530        18

Lukevanoort        16

Wayne Doenges        16

EddieMcD        15

Al Skierkiewicz        14

Cody C        13

T. Hoffman        13

Jane        13

Nehalita        12

Hiteak        12

Koko Ed        12

InfernoX14        12

Rohith Surampudi        11

KathieK        11

EricS-Team180        11

Cuog        11

GaryV1188        10

Skimoose        10

Jgjedi10        10

Dorienne        9

Michelle Celio        9

Andrew Blair        8

Dylan        8

Kyle A        8

Andy Baker        7

Arefin Bari        7

Goober!!!        7

Dhoizner        6

Joe Matt        6

anna~marie        5

Artdutra04        4

KarenH        4

Rick Tyler        4

Alex Cormier        4

Conor Ryan        3

Greg Needel        3

Thegathering        3

“Big Mike”        2

Budda648        2

Dave Scheck        2

KelliV        2

LordTalps        2

Matt Krass        2

Mercury Rising        2

Astronouth7303        2

Bcahn836        2

Danielle H        2

Freddy Schurr        2

1derboy        1

Adam Richards        1

Daisy        1

Elgin Clock        1

huff_dragon        1

Lil' Lavery        1

Miketwalker        1

Team1591        1

Worldbringer        1

Xzvrw2        1

Onward!