CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #112
 

Gotta make this fast--hall meeting in four minutes.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22416?

Deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you're lucky.

Go!

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GUY: So I you know what Lavery has planned for the new season. Care to let me in on the big secret?
BIRD: Dead men tell no tales!

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Bird: So where is all the Red herrings I keep hearing about? I'm hungry.

Guy: Thats just a figure of Speech. Though you should still check with Dave, he may give you a Krispy Kreme doughnut

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Cockatoo:
OK - you promised that if I taught you Hakuna Matata you would share your coffee, no worries.

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Parrot: Polly want a cracker! Polly want a cracker!
Guy: Aww...how cute, you talk!
Parrot: *bites down on guy's nose*
Guy: AAAGH! Not what I had in mind!!!

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New FRC rules for 2007 will permit birds as Robot Operators, provided they speak English.

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Cockatoo: "Is that decaf?"
Guy: "Yes it is."
Cockatoo: "If you give me a sip I will tell you a dark secret about Dave Lavery."
Cockatoo: *slurp slurp*
Guy: "OK, what is the dark secret?"
Cockatoo: "Dave's other car isn't on Mars, it's in a back lot at Paramount studios."
Guy: (sarcasm) "OH, and how would you know?"
Cockatoo: "A little birdie told me."

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"Hey there, buuuuuddy! My name's Al! What's yours?!"

(Al is not his name, actually, it might be. I have no idea)

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And for another round of Mentors vs. Animals....

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::2 Days Later::
Guy to team: a little birdy told me the game would have to do with jello...

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Eric: You should join FIRST because then you will get to make fun of Gary. =)

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Parrot: And if you ask me to spell a word one more time, you will be bitten. Could you PLEASE stop looking at me like that? I am not a two-year old! Highly respected in my niche.
Guy: You know what a niche is, right?
Parrot: Yes.
Guy: Well aren't you just the cutest little boogy woogy woo? Why, yes you are!
Parrot: What did I say? WHAT did I say?

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ERIC: Let's all go nuts.
BIRD: Robots! Robots! ::SQUAWK::

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Bird: Hey there, whats new with you?
Guy: Holy crap! You can talk?!

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Man: Did you learn anything from Dave?

Bird: Got any grapes in there? All the GDC had was Jello and bunny pellets. :ahh:

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"Squack, Polly Want your coffee, Squack"

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Eric, to a local: "I love it here in Polly-nesia, but your coffee tastes fowl."


AB

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Eric: [singing] "Yo ho ho and mug of joe, it's a pirates life for me!"

Bird: "What? [Squawk!] Nobody told Polly this was the G-Rated version of Pirates of the Caribbean! Where's Jack? [Squawk!]"

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Polly:"If u hadn't dropped the robot on me i wouldn't of had to make u take me on a vacation to feed me freshly ground coffee!!!"

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Cockatoo: UH, Why does your shirt say AndyMark??? And what is AndyMark??? :D :D :D

Guy:WHAT???

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"Does this bird bite?

Ow!!!!"

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Snoball: What ye got in thar sonny, Joe or Cap'n Joe Morgan?
Me: Just coffee...
Snoball: Arrrrr...Jimmy would'a wanted the Cap'n
Me: You know Jimmy Buffet? ...yeah right... you and every other local
in the Keys!
Snoball: Arrrrrr...I remember it as if t'was yesterday...We was off the Dry
Tortugas in '77 runnin'...um...herring...aye...herring it be, then.
The swells were over 40ft and 'ol Jummy was shakin' in his flip flops. I grabbed the wheel and started singin' Margaritaville , just to calm his bones. Arrrr... we made it to Key West none the worse for wear. He went right off to the studio and recorded the song. The rest is history. 'yup it was all my doin' Arrrrr...
Me: Then why are all his fans Parrotheads and not Cockaheads!
Snoball: <SQUAWK!> <SQUAWK!> <SQUAWK!>
Me: Owwwwwwww!

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Bird: You really need to learn to carry your own coffee. I'm not your pack mule.

Eric: Nope... you're my cockatu, now fly the coffee over there, I'll meet you in a minute....

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I don't know if it's a valid entry... but I hope so :D

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Parrot: Boy is trouble brewing again on CD.
Eric : Really, tell me more
Parrot: Well Miss Information has been at it again. It seems that this time she has Dave ......

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You know I really have to get going. It has been nice having breakfast with you but I have a robot competition to go to.
"Just keep it in the chair, buddy, Awk!"
No I really have to go!
"AWK! Sit!"
C'mon let me go!
"AWK! Stay"
He what's that tag around your leg?
"Awk! No tag, no tag!"
Hey I think it says SPAM! Hey what's going on here?!?
"Awk! Uh, I gotta go, see ya buddy. Thanks for the pick me up"

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bird- "hey! where's my cracker!"

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Bird: Hey Mister!
Eric: Who me?
Bird: Yeah you, Know any good binary jokes?
Eric: Huh?
Bird: You know...like this...there are 10 kinds of cockatoos, those that know binary and those that swear like a drunken sailor.
Eric: Whoa - I think there is something wrong with my coffee!

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(not an entry, Cynette's fault)

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning!

Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Put him in the hold with a bird that curses,
Earl-eye in the morning!

Chorus

Big bango finish

(not an entry, Cynette's fault)

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Bird: Boring, boring!
Eric: What?

Bird: Boring T-shirt, boring T-shirt!
Eric: What is the matter with my T-shirt?

Bird: Boring T-shirt, Boring T-shirt!
Eric: Is that all you know how to say?

Bird: Hey man, I have a special on Islamorada and Key West Ts just for you today. One for $8 and three for $20.

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Polly: So how's the coffee taste today?

Eric: Really good! But there's something different about it.....a nutty flavor.

Polly: I'm glad you noticed. It's my own "special blend".

Eric: Wait.....you didn't......did you? Nahhhhhhh........ *Polly nods head and gives Eric evil grin* You DID! Aw mannnnn!!!!!!! *Runs to nearest toilet*

Polly: I TOLD you I hate eating seeds and nuts all the time! Krispy Kremes from now on or else!

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"You wanna know why Eric is smiling? He just found something to add to SPAM."

<not entry>Double entendres FTW!</not entry>

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"Now let me get this straight... you drink coffee that is made from beans that come from a Civet Cat's hind end, that costs more than $300 a pound and you call me a bird brain?"

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...and judged while there's still sunlight!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) T. Hoffman
2) KarenH
3) Cuog
4) boiler
5) Andy Baker
6) artdutra04
7) EricS-Team180
8) Cody C
9) Rich Wong
10) EddieMcD
11) MissInformation
12) anna~marie
13) Hiteak
14) Koko Ed

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!

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Guy: "haha, so the poof-ball says to the robot..."

Bird: Thinks: "man, this guy tells the worst jokes on the island, I'm just gonna bite his nose to make him shut up"

Guy: OW! Was it something I said?

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