Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #113

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Eugenia in her short-lived "kill he who doth not wear safety glasses" phase.

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Genia, in a fit of delirium, started attacking petitioners with a inflatable hatchet. She was later taken away and charged with 'random axe of cruelty'.

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wOw! A RARE Giant floridian mushroom!!! im going to chop this down and put it in my colection

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So you really believed that sales scam? Your umbrella hat does NOT have an invisible force field attached. Take that - See!

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In a game of ROCK - PAPER - HACHET gone badly astray, Barry discovers that "Hatchet" does indeed beat "Paper."

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Genia: You gave everyone your "business card." WHERE IS MINNNEEEEEEE :mad:

Barry: Sorry Genia... just no... not you...

... and Genia Strikes...

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Genia: Stop making me look so SHORT!!! :D :D :D

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Barry: I know I told you I'd give you my right arm if you'd help us win the last match, but really, NOBODY believes anything people say in FIRST! ...do they?

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Barry: ....yeah....that's it...now a little higher and to the left...

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Barry: Oh hi Gena, I..

Gena: Hiyyaa! Lets see you toss me around now!

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Alright, so I'm determined to judge this thing before dinner. Looks like I'll pull that off...or, given the utter hilarity of this week's contest, will I?

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve W

Eugenia has just joined the programmers sub team. This is her first attempt at hacking. Someone please sit her down and explain a few things before she gets carried away.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

If a Barry falls in the courtyard in the middle of Championships, and no one but Genia is around, does he still make a sound?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) MissInformation
2) T. Hoffman
3) Jane
4) skimoose
5) Dorienne
6) Dylan
7) KathieK
8) Arefin Bari
9) mocat1530
10) GaryV1188
11) Tytus Gerrish
12) Cody C
13) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hiteak

After Genia found yet another shrubbery and placed it next to the 1st one to make a path, she had to chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring, but because she couldn't find a large enough tree or a herring, she just used the next closest thing.

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Steve W        31

Rich Wong        30

MissInformation        29

Boiler        25

Jay H 237        20

Mocat1530        20

Wayne Doenges        18

Lukevanoort        16

EddieMcD        16

Cody C        15

Hiteak        15

T. Hoffman        15

Jane        15

Al Skierkiewicz        14

KathieK        13

Koko Ed        13

InfernoX14        13

Nehalita        12

GaryV1188        12

EricS-Team180        12

Skimoose        12

Cuog        12

Rohith Surampudi        11

Dorienne        11

Dylan        10

Jgjedi10        10

Arefin Bari        9

Michelle Celio        9

Andrew Blair        8

Kyle A        8

Goober!!!        8

Andy Baker        7

Dhoizner        6

Elgin Clock        6

Joe Matt        6

anna~marie        5

Artdutra04        4

KarenH        4

Rick Tyler        4

Alex Cormier        4

Conor Ryan        3

Greg Needel        3

Thegathering        3

“Big Mike”        2

Budda648        2

Dave Scheck        2

KelliV        2

LordTalps        2

Matt Krass        2

Mercury Rising        2

Tytus Gerrish        2

Astronouth7303        2

Bcahn836        2

Danielle H        2

Freddy Schurr        2

1derboy        1

Adam Richards        1

Daisy        1

huff_dragon        1

Lil' Lavery        1

Miketwalker        1

Team1591        1

Worldbringer        1

Xzvrw2        1

Onward!

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I had one more caption left in me and can't resist -

Barry: Genia, you slay me, you are such a cut up.