CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #114
 

Also up before dinner!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21823

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midight EDT, unless you sneak one in before I judge it.

Go!

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Amanda and Ricky reenacting the famed Muhamed Ali vs. Leon Spinks match from 1978.

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Don't ever tell a girl she can't work on the robot... Otherwise this may happen

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"Looks can be deceiving."

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Before this picture was taking
Amanda: THE Cubs Rock!!!
Ricky:Ha right!!!
"POW!!!"
:D :D :D

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Ricky: This is what you get for calling her grandma.

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"My story was in tech directions, NOT the police blotter!!!"

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When trying to tell a joke for the first time, she misunderstood how to give a "punch" line.

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Ricky: *checks mirror* "I'm still not ugly enough. *punch* Thank you, ma'am, may I please have another?!"

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Sucker-punch lesson one does not go well.

Ricky: Amanda, a sucker-punch is usually to the gut not the face
Amanda: grrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, honest, a sucker-punch is usually to the tummy not the cheekbone
Amanda: arrrrghhhhh grrrrrrr
Ricky: Amanda, remember how the KKs made you feel? That was a sucker-punch, not this....
Amanda:KKs, sucker-punch, roarrrrrrrrrrrr, pow, zap, bing -

uh - Ricky? Hello? ut-oh, I think widdle Wikky fall down go boom. Oh, Daaavve.

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This picture was attached to Amanda's resume as she applied for the position of vex coordinator with a note saying "this could be you Steve..hire me today"

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Contrary to popular belief, the real slogan is Don't Mess with Texas Indiana. Those who doubt the existance of this slogan have yet to meet Amanda Morrison when confronted with the past history of the Chicago Cubs.

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Ricky: "Brewers rule and the Cubs drool.:
Amanda: "Oh yea?" *pow*
Ricky: "Is that all you got? 22, is that your IQ?"
Amanda: "What did you say?" *bam*
Ricky: "Girls can't build robots!"
Amanda: "WHAT!?!?!?" *KNOCKOUT*

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Cubs 1, Brewers 0.

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A little known fact in the FIRST community... Amanda's original goal in life was to become a dentist. Sadly, she was kicked out of school for her unorthodox method of tooth extraction.

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Amanda: JVN is NOT a dweeb :mad:
Ricky: Sometimes the truth hurts :o

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Amanda; Knock Knock!
Ricky; Who's there?
Amanda; Completely uncalled for.
Ricky; Complet<<WHAM>>

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[real version]
Ricky: JVN is NOT a dweeb
Amanda: Yes he is!!!


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After reading in the Bible about Sampson slaying thousands with the jawbone of an $@#$@#$@#, Amanda thought that she would try and get one for herself.

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I've got your end affecter right here Ricky! :D

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This is not a typical smack-down street brawl but civil dispute between two CD UFH members.

How can you tell?

Note the sunny dispositions, the constant smiling, and the gracious professionalism.

Well, maybe just one of them. ;)


:] Nano Quest is Coming!

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I see a trend in pictures of FIRST women beating on their defenseless male counterparts, however, I think this particular one was prompted by the little known rivalry between a staunch Cubs fan and a Brewers fan. (Note to self: Don't start the "You should be a White Sox fan since you essentially grew up on the south side" talk with Amanda ever again. You can't afford to loose any teeth!)

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"You know, they tell ya' to never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious."

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There on once were a couple of FIRSTers, Amanda and Ricky were their names
Then Ricky insulted Amanda's favorite band
And all he could see was her hand
DSK still has its roadie, and Ricky can no longer spread such claims

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This is what happens when you joke around tell a girl that she cant drive the robot. obviously she didn't take the joke so well.

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Amanda Morrison: A woman of many talents!

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Well, I guess there was no absence of punchlines this week.
(thank you, thank you, tip your waitresses)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Hiteak
2) T. Hoffman
3) Jane
4) KathieK
5) skimoose
6) Dave Scheck
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Cuog
9) Koko Ed
10) Jay H 237
11) artdutra04

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!