CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

...not posted before dinner, but at least it was delicious.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24197

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you luck out and slip one in before I judge it.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

I am Koko Ed.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Karthik:I'm Madonna with a good haircut!!! :D :D :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Karthik: You expect me to announce...WITH THIS HAIR?!

Some guy off camera: Karthik, you're bald.

Karthik: Oh yeah!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Karthik: Would the real Karthik Kanagasabapathy please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

"Probably the best hair day Karthik will ever have"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Excuse me, ma'am, if you'll step right over here in just 3 minutes we'll be demonstrating our fantastic new ginsu knife set! And some lucky person will go home tonight with a free gift, just for watching!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Karthik:
Ladies and gentlemen -
Inside this suit lies the soul of a songbird -
a warbler of ballads
a traveling minstrel among FIRSTers.
Inside this suit is a man -
destined for Broadway fame.
See this mic?
Tomorrow, I will...
hello...
power?
What happened to the power?
All I said was, 'tomorrow...'

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Poor Karthik. So dejected. He just lost his first match of the day against a Flowbee.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Karthik (in his infamous singing voice): "Don't you wish your emcee was a pimp like me?!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

"Could they turn off some of the stage lights? I heard some of the audience members are going blind from the glare off my head!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

After being told that he makes a good door, Karthik practiced his best window impression.

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[not part of entry]Notice the handle coming from Karthik's back[/not part of entry]

TV commercial announcer- "Introducing the new Karthik mug, so lifelike you'll think its real!" :yikes:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

Stylish Shoes.....$100.00
Cool Suit.....$800.00
Feeling the wind blow through your hair.....PRICELESS

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

"Hello, control? Could you find the event site manager? We're getting an awful lot of glare in this sector, I think we have to turn down the lighting or it may throw off the CMU Cam. Thanks."