CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #115
 

...not posted before dinner, but at least it was delicious.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24197

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you luck out and slip one in before I judge it.

Go!

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I am Koko Ed.

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Karthik:I'm Madonna with a good haircut!!! :D :D :D

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Karthik: You expect me to announce...WITH THIS HAIR?!

Some guy off camera: Karthik, you're bald.

Karthik: Oh yeah!

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Karthik: Would the real Karthik Kanagasabapathy please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?

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"Probably the best hair day Karthik will ever have"

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Excuse me, ma'am, if you'll step right over here in just 3 minutes we'll be demonstrating our fantastic new ginsu knife set! And some lucky person will go home tonight with a free gift, just for watching!

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Karthik:
Ladies and gentlemen -
Inside this suit lies the soul of a songbird -
a warbler of ballads
a traveling minstrel among FIRSTers.
Inside this suit is a man -
destined for Broadway fame.
See this mic?
Tomorrow, I will...
hello...
power?
What happened to the power?
All I said was, 'tomorrow...'

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Poor Karthik. So dejected. He just lost his first match of the day against a Flowbee.

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Karthik (in his infamous singing voice): "Don't you wish your emcee was a pimp like me?!"

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"Could they turn off some of the stage lights? I heard some of the audience members are going blind from the glare off my head!"

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After being told that he makes a good door, Karthik practiced his best window impression.

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[not part of entry]Notice the handle coming from Karthik's back[/not part of entry]

TV commercial announcer- "Introducing the new Karthik mug, so lifelike you'll think its real!" :yikes:

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Stylish Shoes.....$100.00
Cool Suit.....$800.00
Feeling the wind blow through your hair.....PRICELESS

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"Hello, control? Could you find the event site manager? We're getting an awful lot of glare in this sector, I think we have to turn down the lighting or it may throw off the CMU Cam. Thanks."

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Karthik showed up to this FIRST event thinking it was the Canadian Idol tryouts. What he didn't know was that Candaian Idol officials had heard of him through the grapevine and gave him directions to any arena that wasn't where they were. Karthik was planning to sing his version of Gerardo's "Rico Suave" with the words substituted to be "Karthik Suave".

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Loouks like we're in for a long, cold winter, fellow Canadians. As you can see, the 2 woouly worms above my eyes are very dark with no brown highlights.


Andy B.

(not part of the entry: those extra Canadian "u"s confuse me. I just ramdomly toss them in as needed, hoping they land in the right place. I don't want to be disrespectul, you know.)

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See Koko Ed, I do have less hair at all on my head, and that includes facial hair.

(see Who has less hair poll)

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Karthik: "Na-nana,na...nana...nana Cant touch thi- This is ridiculous, I am NOT saying this on national television!"

Commercial Producer: "You wanna be famous doncha? Just sing it!"

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for just twelve cents a day you can sponsor a starving canadian child of your oun. When you choose to sponsor a child in need, you are linked with one particular child who will know your name, write to you, and treasure the thought that you care.

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Karthink in his head, "So I've done Tomorrow, now to master Somewhere over the Rainbow."

<<NOT PART OF ENTRY:What, Somewhere over the rainbow? :ahh: >>

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Right Said Baldhead:
"I'm too sexy for this chair, too sexy for this chair, I'll go stand over there."

Next week: Right Said Billfred

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Hi I'm Karthik Kanagasabapathy. Are you embarrassed by hair lose? So was I until I bought the company Hair Club for Men and drove it straight into the ground. I figure if I can't have hair than no one else should.

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Karthik:Guys don't worry, no will have any idea about our perfect strategy to beat the red aliance.
Driver for 1114-Dude you know your mic was on the whole time

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Karthik: I'm Karthik. Karthik Kangasfrigkvnrgkjnebjneb.
Person off-camera: I think you need a new intro.
Karthik: Yeah maybe. Maybe I can cut my last name down to Kanga.
Person off-camera: *snicker* Yeah okay, Karthik the Kangaroo.
Karthik: Hahahahahaha...shut up.
Person off-camera: Okay.

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Because of the FIRST Robotics Competition young Jean-Luc Picard became fascinated by science and technology.

Eventually Picard graduated as a Starfleet officer and had a long prospers life in the field of space exploration.

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Hi,

I am Karthik Kanagasabapathy. For those of you who can't pronounce my last name it's CAN-OF-GAS-ABA-PATHY. I like FIRST and I like to sing. Right now, I am trying to learn how to dance because I have to show off my talent at IRI 2007. Now if you would excuse me...

... HEY DEREK!!! Turn the music on and make sure its the "Barbie Girl" song by Aqua.

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"Quick act like a statue someone's coming, I don't wanna do work!!"

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The name's Karthik, just Karthik. In Her Majesty's Secret Service, licensed to engineer...

But then again, I might just be Karthik International Man of Mystery. Yeah Baby! :D

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Karthik: "Hey.....wanna buy some death sticks?" :cool:

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Karthik is last in a line for the tryouts for field announcer. Blair is the judge and everyone else has been turned down. He has the Fancy clothes for entering down but, i think hes missing the Hawaiian shirt.

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Random passerby: "I always thought Mr. Clean was a little bit more buff than that..."

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Karthik - spokesmodel for The Men's Wearhouse. "Designer suits with the perfect fit at the right price. I guarantee it."

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real JVN please stand up?
I repeat, will the real JVN please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

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The long term effects of karthik's singing shown in this picture. Until now it was only suspected someone could loose their hair from terrible singing, Karthik has now become the first known case of these symptoms.

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"It's times like this I wish I had marketed the EddieMcD green ponytail wig to the masses..."

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OK, I polished my shoes, took the suit out of the bottom drawer and hung it in the shower to get the wrinkles out, I have a nice shirt and I have practiced my best "I am a CEO, Captain of Industry" look, I have read the Wallstreet Journal every day for the last week. I think I am ready to fool my way into the VIP dining room and see what they get for lunch.

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Those silly Canadians and their annual GTR April Fool's jokes. On this day, Karthik couldn't find his favorite cheap suit, while Steve Warren's favorite pool cue was strangely absent from his rec room. Due to his creation's uncanny physical similarities to the original, Steve thought the event planners wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two for at least a day, but it was the pool cue's uncharacteristic lack of frequent and excessive speaking that quickly ruined his ruse.

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Hey, it's still sorta daylight out...wait, nevermind, that's light from a window on the third floor.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) calhounian
3) EddieMcD
4) Greg Needel
5) skimoose
6) MissInformation
7) Imajie (195)
8) InfernoX14
9) GaryV1188
10) Dave Scheck
11) Andy Baker
12) Tytus Gerrish
13) Arefin Bari
14) Rich Wong
15) Jane
16) Wayne Doenges
17) boiler

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are:

Onward!