CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #116
 

It's still Sunday, after all!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/13393

(C'mon, what did you expect for this week?)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you slip it in before I score it.

Go!

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Heeeeey! I just got a rush of inspiration (or else I've got brain freeze)everybody wants a water game. How about a game played on ice! My God, I'm such a genius!

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Dave has found the place between earth and sky.

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"The nice thing about being in Antartica is that I don't need a ski pass and the helicopter rides are MUCH better than any lift."

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My other other car is in a volcano. In Antartica.

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Dean wasn't the only to have a beard back in the day.......

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O there you are! Gosh, with your white coat on you blended in with the mountain and I thought I lost you!

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Oh, great. Now I have to pee.

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Let them find me now, Ma Ha Ha!

Now they can’t try to walk in on me and say,
“Oh.... excused us we didn’t know you were in your office.”
“Oh... are finished with the 2007 game yet?”
And let them try to rifle through my desk and closet now.
Ma ha ha!
Hey... get out of my bags, you penguins.

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<Booming Captain Voice>

"Hahaha, Everybody's got a little Krispy Kreme in 'em!"

</Booming Captain Voice>

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Sure, everyone knew the Dante Project involved sending a robot into an active volcano... but how many knew it was Dave's preferred method of reheating his Krispy Kreme donuts? When questioned by officials about his unorthodox use of government equipment and whether or not hot lava added anything to the flavor of said donuts, Dave replied with: "yuuummmmmmyyy! Me want more!"

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...

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as he smiles,


"Don't take my picture I am not smiling for the camera, my grandmothers threats of my face sticking finally happened, and it is quite painful... someone help.... no pictures, there has got to be something warm around here somewhere...."

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Dave prepares for yet another kickoff event in Manchester, NH.....

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OH KK's are good frozen!!! :D :D :D

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Lavery: "This is not a hint. Wait, yes it is."

The glow of snow when the rainbow is slow
Blue is glue when red is not head

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(not an entry) OOOHHHH That's good!!!! :D (not an entry)

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Buuur it's cold in here there must be some lavery in the atmosphere!

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WELCOME TO THE ANTARCTICA REGIONAL!!!!

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Now is the winter of our discount tent. My robot has cold feet.

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"I just had to come and see the world's biggest powdered sugar KK. It was just a few miles out of the way but I just had to see it." As he thinks, 'Perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?'

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"hey who let you in here with that camera? Alien space craft?! Impact Crater?! No no no... thats eh....its a.... Volcano! Yeah thats it, an active volcano! that strange looking thing running around inside the crater? thats....thats....uhmmmm... thats a Robot! Yeah, I build that robot and we brought it down here so we could put it in this volcano and uhmmmm... you know, explore the volcano!"

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Here stands Dave ready for another cool night at home after disagreeing with his wife. Dave when will you learn that a husband can be either right or happy?

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Well this year instead of giving a poetic hint you get a picture. Good luck :P

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Dave: Eureka! I've finally found a freezer big enough to hold a lifetime supply of Krispy Kremes... :D

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[Grampa Simpson] And when Dave crawled out from his secret hiding place inside the Mars Rover, at the Martian North pole, he had just enough residual body heat to strike this pose and smile, before he froze solid

and as far as we know he's still standing there to this very day! [/Grampa Simpson]

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*In a booming voice befitting the achievement*

Dave: "I, David Lavery, have just discovered the remnants of an ancient civilization buried deep within the glaciers of Antarctica....."

Sean, from the doorway of the Lavery home, 20 feet away: "Dad, quit goofing around, finish plowing the driveway, and come inside. Desperate Housewives is about to start!"

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Dave goes to the North Pole to try to acclimate himself for the weather at the Boilermaker Regional.

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Despite his best efforts to get away, he still cannot escape ridicule in the caption contest


[not an entry] stylin' hat ;) [/not an entry]

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"Dave is getting ready to visit Dean in January."

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Dave finally found the only way to avoid getting photoshopped...cover all of his body and face with clothes. Now that he knows this, the face of Dave Lavery will rarely be seen again.

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"Okay, if we can fake 6 moon landings, how come we actually have to go to Antarctica to take this picture?"

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Dave sees a Yeti.
The Yeti sees Dave.
Dave smiles.
The Yeti smiles.
Dave waves.
The Yeti waves.
Dave jumps up and down.
The Yeti jumps once, shaking the ground around Dave.
The snow and Dave slide into an avalanche down the crater rim.
The Yeti *grins*

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"Now back to my Fortress of Solitude where the real 2007 FIRST game is hidden"

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Dave: "HA! Yeah, sure... we'll have a water game.... when hell freezes over."

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Y'all are just cold. Oh, wait, nevermind--that was Dave.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:
Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) Jay H 237
3) lukevanoort
4) EricS-Team180
5) tkwetzel
6) Joe Matt
7) boiler
8) MissInformation
9) Cody C
10) KathieK
11) Steve W
12) skimoose
13) Rich Wong
14) T. Hoffman

And the burn freeze award...

Which means the scores are:

Onward!