CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

The weather still inhales audibly, but at least I can't really see it in the dark. ;)

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21057

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you slip one in before I judge it.

Go!!

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Paul: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!

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"For my next trick I will sit on top of this prism.
Kids, I am a professional, so don’t try this at home."

;)

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LAND HOOO!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

Olympic announcer: "The next contestant on the triple, even, unparallel bars will try the difficult quadruple back flip with a lemon twist in the laid out pike position."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

While standing on top of the goal all that was going through his head was,
PLEASE DON"T FALL OVER, O PLEASE DON'T FALL OVER.
The spectators were thinking something different, O please let it tip over, O PLEASE LET IT TIP OVER.

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Paul:
You know...
If I joined Cirque du Soleil, I wouldn't have to worry about
- Mad Cows
- Exploding Bacon
- Funky Monkeys
- Martians
or
- Wholethedawgsout

I'd just have to act like a clown and dress in a colorful manner.
How hard is that?!

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It's really too bad Paul's hawaiian shirt was red instead of green - the "I'm a vision announcer - FIND ME" stickers went unused. Quadruple play, anyone?

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Darn, I just had to ruin the surprise, now we can't say that we are going to make human's the tetras at nationals for Einstein. Oh well, Maybe Dave can do something like this next year!

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I'm not coming down until someone gets that Doberman off the field!

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What's Andy Serkis got that I don't got? Somebody call and Peter Jackson and Naomi Watts, I'm ready for my closeup!

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EEEK! A MOUSE!

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"Infomercial: Do you ever feel short? Are you embarrassed that your friends can use you as a stool? Now you can be twice as tall with.... EASYLEGS!

for only $19.99!"

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"The red alliance cap and scooooooooooooooooooore!

Remember, all human tetras are not harmed in these competitions."

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"I can see Dave's other car from here"

wow you figure with the history me and Paul have had, that i would think of something worse... but maybe Paul wont disappoint the next time i am a the subject of Billfreds house of Humiliation