Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

At first, the audience laughed when Paul jumped up onto the goal. The audience laughed even louder when they realized someone with a tube of superglue had been there before Paul. However, after hearing Paul sing "I'm on top of the world looking down on creation..." for the 237th time, no one was laughing.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

Rocking back and forth on the center goal, Paul suddenly rediscovered a childhood his family (and thousands of dollars of therapy) had only recently gotten him to leave behind....

Paul: "YAYYYYYY, go horsey, go! I wanna horsey like this one when I get home!"

Paul's Wife: *sighs* "Honey, please come down from there."

Paul: "NO! I don't wanna!"

Paul's Wife: "Come down, and I'll buy you an ice cream!"

Paul: "YAYYYYY, ICE CREAM!!!! I WANT ROCKY ROAD!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

*Pirate Accent* Paul: Arrrrrr, where me three point hat?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

I've always wanted to be at the top of the cheerleading pyramid, but I guess this will have to do. Somebody throw me the pom-poms!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

Announcer: Will the robot that put Paul on top of the tetra please return to the playing field!

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Paul: Yeah, I feel TALL!!! :D :D :D

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MOMMY LOOK AT WHAT I MADE!!..........now only if someone would help me get down.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

"And you want to know what's sad? That's still more stacking than the vision tetras ever got."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

Everyone ends up sleepy during competition. Hence, Paul Copioli mastered the zen art of sleep-announcing. Unfortunately for what would otherwise be a brilliant strategy, sometimes Paul's dreams intrude into his announcing. For example, at the Midwest Regional in '05 Paul was heard muttering something that sounded suspiciously like "I'm flying Jack"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118
 

Another FIRSTer re-enacting a famous movie scene...

Paul: "I feel like the King of the World!!!!"

Wait, is that an iceberg ahead or just Dave's KK supply... :ahh:

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Ah, the joys of the Billfred Is Working Too Much Rule.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) skimoose
3) lukevanoort
4) EddieMcD
5) KathieK
6) mocat1530
7) Kyle A
8) Jane
9) boiler
10) "Big Mike"
11) Steve W
12) Joe Matt
13) MissInformation
14) Al Skierkiewicz
15) Jay H 237
16) Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!