Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

OK, I have crossed paths with the Secret Service many times before and you guys aren't it. First, they always were long sleeves so that the mic and PTT button can be hidden in their hand. They only wear shades outside or in TV studios. They always have their ear piece wires hidden inside their shirt collars and they never, not ever, wouldn't even be caught dead, wearing SPAM t-shirts. If you didn't want me to come in all you had to do was ask.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

SPAM Enforcers (singing):
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
we dance whenever we're able,
we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot..."

Detainee: "Ugh, there's never a Spanish Inquisition when you need one..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

On a VH1 show entitled "Where Are They Now?" it was revealed that after their "music" career took a nose dive, Milli Vanilli took jobs impersonating FIRST robotics students. They knew they didn't have to have real talent, they just had to look good. When questioned about their robot's sloth-like performance, they just said "Blame it on the rain!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

Hours Earlier......
Morpheus (AKA Wayne Cokeley): I will be honest, all who have fought Fluffy's Agents have died. I have seen them push entire buildings to reach their goal, robots have emptied entire hoppers at them and hit nothing but air.
Evil Machine 4: You are saying what, I can dodge poofs?
Morpheus: No, they are still designed for a world that follows the laws of physics. Because of this can never be as strong or as fast as you can be. What I am saying is, when you're ready, you won't have to.
Minutes earlier....
Agent 1: Commander, I thought I told you to wait outside.
Cobra Commando Commando: Oh, crap. Sir, I sent four 'bots, their taking it down now.
Agent 2: No, Commander, their magic smoke is already out.
Now....
Agent 1: Hello, Mister Enforcer.
Agent 2: Now, you die.
Evil Machine 4: My name is BINGO!!!!!
(Skindred's "World Domination" starts playing)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

Just imagine how cool this would be if we had real headsets and my watch remotly ran our robot.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

These SPAM tough guys will take care of any odd business for the game hint from Dave!!! :D :D :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

SPAM1: "Dang how could you let someone get a picture?"
SPAM2: "What are you talking about they are already a non-person"
GUY on Ear piece: "Whatever you do don't let Bilfred get a hold of the camera"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

Here's a tip: When possible, avoid getting locked out of your room when you need to judge a caption contest, ESPECIALLY a three-pager.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

(ah, that was fun to see in New York)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) boiler
3) Jane
4) Greg Needel
5) Steve W
6) GaryV1188
7) MissInformation
8) EricS-Team180
9) T. Hoffman
10) anna~marie
11) Wayne Doenges
12) Al Skierkiewicz
13) mocat1530
14) InfernoX14

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!