CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #122
 

It's still Sunday!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19690

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you slip one in.

GO!

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(James Bond Theme) Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do :D

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Mr. Kamen: Are you the police?
Scott Wilson: No, sir. We're S.P.A.M. We build robots.

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"It's a hundred and six miles to Atlanta, we got a full 12V battery, a half full iPod, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

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no one gets in our out unless the bot(boss) says so.

what your the driver? oh sorry sir, go right in sir.

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(not part of the entry: same movie, different quote)


"We're on a mission for FIRST"



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<not entry> what the NASA Knights don't deserve a 122 themed caption? </not entry>

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The SPAM look for men:

Cool. Confident. Geek.

Warning: don't try this without a robot.

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<obviously not an entry>

In my semi-drowsy, semi-frustrated-at-my-homework state last night, I just couldn't find one in the hopper.

</obviously not an entry>

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You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by S.P.A.M. special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are S.P.A.M.

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S.P.A.M patrol. S.P.A.M.(Spotting Paul C And big Mike) looking for more occurrences of their adoration for each other. Paul and Mike were last seen in a passionate embrace, neither one wanting to let the other go. Not wanting to set a bad influence on FIRST students, S.P.A.M. has been sent out with the sole intention of keeping the 2 apart. Will they be successful? Check back for the next episode of S.P.A.M. 2: Chicken Man meets The Bear.

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The Administration Workshop on cost savings investigated but quickly dismissed the idea of replacing the Secret Service with volunteer HS robotics team members.

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SPAM 1: "Me, me, me."
SPAM 2: "Me too."

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Singing in unison: "Here come the Men in Black..."

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SPAM #1: You remember the plan right?
SPAM #2: Yeah, you cover the left, and I'll cover the right.
SPAM #1: Yeah...I think it's flawed.
SPAM #2: How so?
SPAM #1: I don't think that the wire between our earbuds is long enough
SPAM #2: Doh! Darn budget cuts.

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"You better not be agitatin' the boss's dots."

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Now that the admins are locked up, we can now SPAM Chief Delphi.

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Voice from ear piece: Your mission is to protect the package.
Guy 1: we must protect the package, that person's looking at him funny!! Code red code, red
Guy 2: "PROTECT THE PACKAGE".

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Do you Know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Florida? a Royal with SPAM

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Over heard from behind the door of the South Fork HS principal's office, “ I’m sorry Dillard. I have to let you go, we are not winning the big one these days. We need some fresh blood.
I've traded you to Palm Beach Central’s rookie team 1889 for a couple win-motors and a case of extrusions. The two SPAM agents outside my door will see you out of the building. Good luck Gary.”
;)

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...Noone expects the SPAMish Inquisition!

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Karthik's bodyguards, weary of listening to the world's lamest pop diva warm up inside his dressing room, decide to play some music to preserve their sanity....

Bodyguard 1: "Dude, crank it up! It's our song!"
Bodyguard 2: "Sure thing. Whitney always did sing it better than Karthik...."

*heard through the earphones*

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII II will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... ..............."

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Matt: No. One. Gets. To. See. The. SPAM.

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<noentry>I am proud of you Kyle, VERY PROUD.</noentry>

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After Finally catching Tytus; Matt and Scott, (guarding the door) realized that not even a 4 story drop would stop him, but they didn't care, Numa Numa was playing via their Comlink.

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[not an entry] does "the big one" refer to the caption contest?
and by the way, it was van door motors, not win motors
[/not an entry]

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[not an entry] I have to yell at my source for giving me the WONG motor information!!
Yes, we missed you on the caption contest! ;) [not an entry]

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Calendar includes 12 large images to keep you focused on FIRST all year long!
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Spam 1: "Here comes Dean Kamen, what do I say?"
Voice in earpiece: "No problem, I'll talk you through this. Repeat after me. Good morning Mr. Kamen."
Spam 1: "Good morning Mr. Kamen."
M. Kamen: "Just call me Dean."
Voice in earpiece: "Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Spam 1" Dean, are you ready for another great year?"
Dean: "You bet."
Voice in earpiece: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Spam1: "Can you give us any hints on this years game?"
Dean: "You know it's a secret."
Voice in earpiece: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Spam 1: "You're mother dresses you funny."
Dean: "What!?!?!?" *leaves in a huff*
Spam 1: Why did you do that to me?"
Voice in earpiece: "My bad."

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OK, I have crossed paths with the Secret Service many times before and you guys aren't it. First, they always were long sleeves so that the mic and PTT button can be hidden in their hand. They only wear shades outside or in TV studios. They always have their ear piece wires hidden inside their shirt collars and they never, not ever, wouldn't even be caught dead, wearing SPAM t-shirts. If you didn't want me to come in all you had to do was ask.

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SPAM Enforcers (singing):
"We're Knights of the Round Table,
we dance whenever we're able,
we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot..."

Detainee: "Ugh, there's never a Spanish Inquisition when you need one..."

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On a VH1 show entitled "Where Are They Now?" it was revealed that after their "music" career took a nose dive, Milli Vanilli took jobs impersonating FIRST robotics students. They knew they didn't have to have real talent, they just had to look good. When questioned about their robot's sloth-like performance, they just said "Blame it on the rain!"

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Hours Earlier......
Morpheus (AKA Wayne Cokeley): I will be honest, all who have fought Fluffy's Agents have died. I have seen them push entire buildings to reach their goal, robots have emptied entire hoppers at them and hit nothing but air.
Evil Machine 4: You are saying what, I can dodge poofs?
Morpheus: No, they are still designed for a world that follows the laws of physics. Because of this can never be as strong or as fast as you can be. What I am saying is, when you're ready, you won't have to.
Minutes earlier....
Agent 1: Commander, I thought I told you to wait outside.
Cobra Commando Commando: Oh, crap. Sir, I sent four 'bots, their taking it down now.
Agent 2: No, Commander, their magic smoke is already out.
Now....
Agent 1: Hello, Mister Enforcer.
Agent 2: Now, you die.
Evil Machine 4: My name is BINGO!!!!!
(Skindred's "World Domination" starts playing)

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Just imagine how cool this would be if we had real headsets and my watch remotly ran our robot.

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These SPAM tough guys will take care of any odd business for the game hint from Dave!!! :D :D :D

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SPAM1: "Dang how could you let someone get a picture?"
SPAM2: "What are you talking about they are already a non-person"
GUY on Ear piece: "Whatever you do don't let Bilfred get a hold of the camera"

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Here's a tip: When possible, avoid getting locked out of your room when you need to judge a caption contest, ESPECIALLY a three-pager.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

(ah, that was fun to see in New York)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) boiler
3) Jane
4) Greg Needel
5) Steve W
6) GaryV1188
7) MissInformation
8) EricS-Team180
9) T. Hoffman
10) anna~marie
11) Wayne Doenges
12) Al Skierkiewicz
13) mocat1530
14) InfernoX14

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!