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Jason, “Dave, why are you late for your post?”
Dave, “I really don’t know.”

Jason,”Why are you not wearing your volunteer shirt?
Dave, “I can’t explain it.”

Jason, “And why are you not wearing pants?

Dave, “All I remember was drinking will Andy Baker at a Scottish Pub and he was buying me drinks. He did promise to drive me back to the hotel last night.
But this morning I wake up behind the bar with these clothes and I can’t remember a single thing.”
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Dave thinking: Why are they looking behind me? Umm, do I feel more of a draft than normal?

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jason: sorry i forgot to send you the memo:the theme today was changed to all tropical
dave:i was just getting used to this kilt! its almost as good as a kk

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"Dave, I hate to skirt the issue, so I'll just tell you. The rock concert at the airport a mile away called - they had to cancel because your outfit is too loud."

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Jason: "Dave, Joan Rivers just called. She wants to use you as an example of what not to wear in public."

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Jason: Dave, I gotta know how do you hide the details of the game so well?
Dave: I'm not tellin'. That's a closely guarded secret.
Dave's secret inner thoughts: Boy, I dodged a bullet there. I almost gave the new game hint away. If that would have happened I would have had to show him what I'm hiding under this skirt. You can never keep the game hints too close...Ooh, look, KKs...

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Andy - I just want to be more like Dave!

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"Hey, nice man-skirt!"

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April, 2004...

OK, last time I had a wing man, he messed up big time. The plan is this: the more foolish you look, the better I look. There's gotta be a woman out there for me!

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Knee-socks, Dave. I specifically said knee-socks. If you are going to make it as America's Top Model, you have to work on your innate sense of fashion. Cardinal Rule #123, Always wear knee-socks with your kilt!

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Jason: psst... Dave, sorry for telling you the costume contest was in the morning at Ruckus this year.
Dave: That's ok, I know you were just jealous, next year you can dress in my Brittany Spears school girl costume.

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And we wonder why men no longer wear skirt-like articles of clothing... :rolleyes:

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Jason: Uhhhmmm, Dave...

Dave: Be quiet.

Jason: No, I just gotta ask.

Dave: Shut up.

Jason: But I need to...

Dave: Just shut up.

Jason: B-b-but. How? Why?

Dave: Look, it was early, OK? I had to leave for the airport, and it was still dark. I didn't want to turn on the lights, and Carol didn't pack for me the night before. So I had to do it for myself, and I just grabbed the first thing that I touched, and it just happened, all right...




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"Umm... Dave... your socks aren't even"
"I'm wearing a kilt and a hawaiian shirt, should I care?"

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Jason: Um, Dave is this your "Sir William Wallace on vacation in Hawaii" costume, or are you trying to score free donuts on Ladies Day at Krispy Kreme again?

Dave: Jason, fetch my sword... :ahh: