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Dave's excuse upon looking back at this picture:
"I was young and needed the money."

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<obviously not an entry>
If you were wondering what my spreadsheet looks like for scoring this, you can see it here on Google Spreadsheets. Firefox recommended.
</obviously not an entry>

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Jason : Dave we are not going out to one of the nicest spots in Atlanta with you dressed like that. I just could not stand the embarrassment. What else can I do to make up for my mistake.

Dave : HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .............................

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Jason: Hey, uh Dave?
Dave: What?
Jason: You remember what we discussed at the last GDC meeting?
Dave: Yeah, but I don't see what my Tickle-Me-Elmos or Dean's Barbie collection have to do with anything.
Jason: Mmm..... no, lets never talk about that again. I mean the other thing, you know, that new initiative?
Dave: Oh, yeah I have a vague memory of that, number 2209 right?
Jason: Yes... I think your violating clause 13 and 45.
Dave (To self): Clause 45, clause 45, hmmm, clause 45, 45..... something about getting mentors haircuts, yeah thats it.... but what is clause 13..... Isn't that something to do with cheese, or maybe cow tipping? Oh wait, now I remember:
FIRST Initiative #2209 - Improving FIRST's sex appeal
....
Clause 13: All official FIRST officials, must not wear clothing that is not in accordance with GP, overly revealing, or cause the audience to expel, in the wearer's general direction, large amounts of their stomach contents.

<not an entry> I just realized how much the leader of our animation team looks like Jason Morella, it's actually rather spooky </not an entry>

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Dave to the driver of the Delphi robot
"HEY, wait! what are you doing with that giant arm.. dont even think of it.. no! get that away from my kilt!!!!!!

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Jason: gee Dave...I think the team's mentor dress mavens have been ...ummm blowing smoke up your...ummm skirt...ummm kilt ...ummmm yeah...

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Dave: You would think that people would take the kilt as a clue. Hmm, I wonder what I can do with the color green?

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Jason: Psst, Dave where can I get one of those awesome kilts?
Dave: I'll tell you for 12 dozen Krispy Kreme
Jason: Forget it, I'll just go get one from someone on 771
Dave: Do you really want to be a Karthik look-a-like?

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Jason: dave...so are you glad we didn't use those upshooting airjets this year now?

Dave: exactly why I said no, but now i understand why people were lobbying for it so badly

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Alright, gotta make this one quick--play tonight.

First place goes to:

(Must've worked.)

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Hiteak
2) Lil' Lavery
3) killerofkiller
4) Jane
5) MissInformation
6) artdutra04
7) Rich Wong
8) Greg Needel
9) lukevanoort
10) skimoose
11) Cuog
12) InfernoX14
13) dlavery
14) Cody C
15) ewankoff
16) boiler

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are here.

Onward!