CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #123
 

A number so easy to type, you could almost count on me to mess it up somehow.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25253

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you slip one past me.

Go!

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Uhm, Mr. Lavery. I don't know how to break this to you but your outfit is clashing.

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"Pssst. Do you have shorts on under that kilt?"

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Dave: WOW!!! That breeze felt really strange, maybe I should have wore something under this kilt??? :D :D :D

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Jason: Dave, Maybe that rover wouldn't have crashed if you noticed you measure the hight of your socks in metric and SAE.


Dave: This is my pretty skirt :)

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Jason: "Do you ever have those dreams where you wake up and go to class only to find out that you forgot to put a kilt on?"

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Jason: "You just HAD to one-up my outfit"

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Jason: Hey Dave....

Me: Shhhhh!!!! I am thinking up "Billfred Must Die An Agonizing Death, Method Number 537" (and counting)





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Jason: Soooo Dave, taking fashion tips from Karthik again are ya?

Dave: :grumble grumble grumble: See if I EVER take a bet with three attractive women again (and lose)!!!

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<obviously not an entry>

I wonder what the first 536 were...

</obviously not an entry>

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Armed to the kilt in color, Dave is wondering how to bend over and pull up his sock.

Jason: I think girls just kneel down, Dave, knees together, sort of...

Dave: hmm, knees together...kilt down, knees together..I can doooo this. *sigh, it's not what I know*

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So thats why the light this year was green...

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<not an entry>Don't look up, unless you want to spoil the surprise</not an entry>

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And here you have the real reason the producers of "What Not To Wear" canceled their show about Dave...

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*Gasp!* Lone Starr, they've gone to plaid!

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Jason, “Dave, why are you late for your post?”
Dave, “I really don’t know.”

Jason,”Why are you not wearing your volunteer shirt?
Dave, “I can’t explain it.”

Jason, “And why are you not wearing pants?

Dave, “All I remember was drinking will Andy Baker at a Scottish Pub and he was buying me drinks. He did promise to drive me back to the hotel last night.
But this morning I wake up behind the bar with these clothes and I can’t remember a single thing.”
:]

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Dave thinking: Why are they looking behind me? Umm, do I feel more of a draft than normal?

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jason: sorry i forgot to send you the memo:the theme today was changed to all tropical
dave:i was just getting used to this kilt! its almost as good as a kk

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"Dave, I hate to skirt the issue, so I'll just tell you. The rock concert at the airport a mile away called - they had to cancel because your outfit is too loud."

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Jason: "Dave, Joan Rivers just called. She wants to use you as an example of what not to wear in public."

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Jason: Dave, I gotta know how do you hide the details of the game so well?
Dave: I'm not tellin'. That's a closely guarded secret.
Dave's secret inner thoughts: Boy, I dodged a bullet there. I almost gave the new game hint away. If that would have happened I would have had to show him what I'm hiding under this skirt. You can never keep the game hints too close...Ooh, look, KKs...

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Andy - I just want to be more like Dave!

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"Hey, nice man-skirt!"

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April, 2004...

OK, last time I had a wing man, he messed up big time. The plan is this: the more foolish you look, the better I look. There's gotta be a woman out there for me!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #123
 

Knee-socks, Dave. I specifically said knee-socks. If you are going to make it as America's Top Model, you have to work on your innate sense of fashion. Cardinal Rule #123, Always wear knee-socks with your kilt!

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Jason: psst... Dave, sorry for telling you the costume contest was in the morning at Ruckus this year.
Dave: That's ok, I know you were just jealous, next year you can dress in my Brittany Spears school girl costume.

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And we wonder why men no longer wear skirt-like articles of clothing... :rolleyes:

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Jason: Uhhhmmm, Dave...

Dave: Be quiet.

Jason: No, I just gotta ask.

Dave: Shut up.

Jason: But I need to...

Dave: Just shut up.

Jason: B-b-but. How? Why?

Dave: Look, it was early, OK? I had to leave for the airport, and it was still dark. I didn't want to turn on the lights, and Carol didn't pack for me the night before. So I had to do it for myself, and I just grabbed the first thing that I touched, and it just happened, all right...




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"Umm... Dave... your socks aren't even"
"I'm wearing a kilt and a hawaiian shirt, should I care?"

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Jason: Um, Dave is this your "Sir William Wallace on vacation in Hawaii" costume, or are you trying to score free donuts on Ladies Day at Krispy Kreme again?

Dave: Jason, fetch my sword... :ahh:

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Dave's excuse upon looking back at this picture:
"I was young and needed the money."

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<obviously not an entry>
If you were wondering what my spreadsheet looks like for scoring this, you can see it here on Google Spreadsheets. Firefox recommended.
</obviously not an entry>

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Jason : Dave we are not going out to one of the nicest spots in Atlanta with you dressed like that. I just could not stand the embarrassment. What else can I do to make up for my mistake.

Dave : HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM .............................

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Jason: Hey, uh Dave?
Dave: What?
Jason: You remember what we discussed at the last GDC meeting?
Dave: Yeah, but I don't see what my Tickle-Me-Elmos or Dean's Barbie collection have to do with anything.
Jason: Mmm..... no, lets never talk about that again. I mean the other thing, you know, that new initiative?
Dave: Oh, yeah I have a vague memory of that, number 2209 right?
Jason: Yes... I think your violating clause 13 and 45.
Dave (To self): Clause 45, clause 45, hmmm, clause 45, 45..... something about getting mentors haircuts, yeah thats it.... but what is clause 13..... Isn't that something to do with cheese, or maybe cow tipping? Oh wait, now I remember:
FIRST Initiative #2209 - Improving FIRST's sex appeal
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Clause 13: All official FIRST officials, must not wear clothing that is not in accordance with GP, overly revealing, or cause the audience to expel, in the wearer's general direction, large amounts of their stomach contents.

<not an entry> I just realized how much the leader of our animation team looks like Jason Morella, it's actually rather spooky </not an entry>

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Dave to the driver of the Delphi robot
"HEY, wait! what are you doing with that giant arm.. dont even think of it.. no! get that away from my kilt!!!!!!

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Jason: gee Dave...I think the team's mentor dress mavens have been ...ummm blowing smoke up your...ummm skirt...ummm kilt ...ummmm yeah...

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Dave: You would think that people would take the kilt as a clue. Hmm, I wonder what I can do with the color green?

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Jason: Psst, Dave where can I get one of those awesome kilts?
Dave: I'll tell you for 12 dozen Krispy Kreme
Jason: Forget it, I'll just go get one from someone on 771
Dave: Do you really want to be a Karthik look-a-like?

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Jason: dave...so are you glad we didn't use those upshooting airjets this year now?

Dave: exactly why I said no, but now i understand why people were lobbying for it so badly

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Alright, gotta make this one quick--play tonight.

First place goes to:

(Must've worked.)

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Hiteak
2) Lil' Lavery
3) killerofkiller
4) Jane
5) MissInformation
6) artdutra04
7) Rich Wong
8) Greg Needel
9) lukevanoort
10) skimoose
11) Cuog
12) InfernoX14
13) dlavery
14) Cody C
15) ewankoff
16) boiler

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are here.

Onward!